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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:Rahne comes over but you are in such a bad mood mutting under your breath that they leave as nobody wants to be around when you have the male monthly

I wish for my car to hurry up and get finished with its paint job girl racer cant wait


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:your car is finished and some fella on his male monthly (grr) keys up your cars paint job.

I wish people would stop waving that Male Monthly Red Flag in front of me.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:They do, You instead get a parade in recognition of your male monthly. Including a huge projected montage of your finest MM faux pas' featured in 7.1 Dolby surround sound.

I wish for a well-read, articulate lemur sidekick


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Kitsune34
Kitsune34

newbie
Location: Orlando, FL, USA
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2007
Total posts: 48
Posted:Your well-read, articulate lemur sidekick articulates that he was to overthrow your tiny self, so he gets all of his lemur buddies together and they all barade your house and/or shack that you live in.

I wish that class will end early.


"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

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CaffeinatedKatie
CaffeinatedKatie

Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
Location: Portland, OR
Member Since: 29th Jan 2005
Total posts: 149
Posted:Class does end early, but SO DOES THE WORLD!

I wish I just found $20.


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esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:Your $20 find is actually a past due bill for $20.

i wish my new lightup poi would get here.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:They do but the mailman crushed 'em bad.

I wish for a home that I can call my own.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You have a home you call your own unfortunatly so does Brian.


I wish i had a screwdriver....the yummy kind...not the kind that is used to drive screws.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You get a prison warder's chauffeur, covered in sugar.


I wish the internet wasn't so sloooooow on our home computer.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Life begins to lag ALLLLL day long. But only for you.


I wish i could have a peanut and peanutbutter sangwich.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get one but you have developed an allergy to Peanuts and end up in hospital after only one bite.

I wish for somebody else to come up with my easily corrupted wish.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:Somebody else dos and it even better than yours

I wish i could see what you all looked liked so i can put a face to the words


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You see all of us HoPers when we all turn up to your door with pitchforks, torches and an angry mob.

I wish that I could organise a piss up at the pub


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:How did you know i was a witch dont forget the wood for the fire

You get to organise your piss up and everyone turns up you have great fun you go home with a great big smile and dream sweet dreams what a great nite
thought id be nice for once

Wish it was easyer to be nice than corrupt corrupt is funner


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:It is easier to be nice than to corrupt but do you really want to become Armish?

I wish I had my Drivers Licence.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:You get your drivers licence you come up to auckland for the weekend in your new car and this crazy courier driver in a subaru with blonde hair runs you of the road as you drive to slow and the cop gives you the ticket for snail driving

I wish a for nice choc cake with choc icing to go with my coffee


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:You get that but you choke on a piece and die.

I wish i didn't have to work tommorow.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Your Fired

I wish that Esmokah's wish had been harder to corrupt.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:It was so hard to corrupt that you had to think real hard smoke started coming out of your ears your brain got over heated and shut down

Since iv choked and died i wish for yellow roses and plane ride home


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:The plane crashlands on your parents house.

Wish I was an all powerfull genie


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You become an all powerful genie of the mind. Meaning you can only use your wit to win the game but then remembered you just lost the game. You have no special powers, you do not pass go, and you can never have sex again.

I wish I would die in a fiery ball of death.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You die in a fiery ball of death and it's a real anti-climax.
Wish I had a lifetime supply of these yummy peppermint chocolates.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You get one single box of peppermint chocolates, and worry yourself to death..

I wish I wasn't splattered with chip-fat, from cleaning out the grease filters.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You dont get covered with chip-fat, instead you get covered with acid, melt and die.

I wish my bettas would breed.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:They breed.. and the babies turn out to be uberfightingfish, and kill you.


I wish it was home time already.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:It is time to go home! However, when you get there it is your home in a parallel universe. The one where you have an apartment on the Hot side of hell, you know the place, right by the fire.

I wish my ex-gf would finally shut the h#%l up and leave me alone!


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Your ex becomes totally mute and neglectful only its the wrong ex-gf. It's the one you want to get back with and need desperately who refuses to have anything to do with you. Her name's Murphy.
I wish I didn't smoke so much last night.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:no, not murphy~!

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:spank corrupt spank a spank wish spank

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:I corrupt all your wishes and more

I wish for someone to say something nice or maybe that choco cake i choked on to rear appear


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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