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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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LazyAngel
LazyAngel

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Cambridge UK
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2895
Posted:global warming suddenly catches up with the planet, melting the icecaps and submerging the entire planet under water as temperaturtes rise. But at least its good weather for sailing!

I wish I could live for a thousand years


Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

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Hanz
Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:and you do! unfortunatly when you hit 80 (which is when you were meant to die) you go into a vegetative type state, in which you cannot move, eat or enjoy any enjoyable activities... but you are alive!

I wish i didnt have to go to work today


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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You've been fired so it's no longer a problem.

I wish smoking was good for your health.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:smoking suddenly becomes good for you ... unfortunately everybody starts smoking and the worlds supply of tobacco runs out , everyone gets really angry from the come down and world war three starts

i wish i knew all the answers


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You know all the answers. They are all 42
I wish I wasn't so fat!


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you're not so fat ....you're now morbidly obese and can't do anything for yourself

i wish i could have everything i wanted


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you get all that you wanted which was a single walkie talkie, a jar of mayonaise, and 2 C-sized batteries


I wish....I was driving to Burning Man RIGHT NOW


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Lanaine
newbie

Member Since: 21st Aug 2008
Total posts: 6
Posted:granted, you drive to a burning man and catch fire yourself.

I wish I could weave


how far you go has nothing to do with distance.
with time at most.
-Blf.

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You can now weave. When you get a chance make me a nice basket or sumthin'.

I wish for the 3 clowns riding small unicycles whilst blowing up balloon animals to haunt Poje's dreams


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:It turns out that Pojes dreams are everyone else's reality and everyone becomes so mad at you that they force you to be the fourth clown for the rest of your life.





I wish I owned a ferret farm.


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You are now the pround owner of a giant evil mutant ferrit farm. Good luck.

I wish I owned the Playboy Mansion.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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CPlater1
CPlater1

newbie
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni
Member Since: 25th Aug 2008
Total posts: 28
Posted:You get given the Playboy Mansion in a massive competition, however you just get the building in a ruined state.

I wish I could have uncorruptable wishes!


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!

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ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:But you cant..... so even this wish blows up in your face....

I wish I wasnt gone for so long.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you wher gone for much longer than you think.

I wish for a purple elephant.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You get a purple elephant that smells like grapes but puts you in its mouth every chance it gets.

I wish I could write the ultimate zombie movie.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you do, so ultimate that it becomes reality and your brain gets eaten.

i wish for a superman smiley.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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CPlater1
CPlater1

newbie
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni
Member Since: 25th Aug 2008
Total posts: 28
Posted:you get a superman smiley but it flies off and gets shot by kryptonite.

I wish I had some ultimate poi!


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get some ultimate poi and you hit yourself in the head with them and forget how to spin.

I wish for a bottle of Sprite.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:You get sprite, but its poisoned and you get sick for three months.

I wish I could live with my beloved sister!!


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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Hanz
Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:wish granted... too bad it's the sister you never knew you had and she's absolutely eeeevil and you turn into a cinderella story.. without the good part.

I wish i wasnt sick anymore


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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:An Aussle slang misunderstanding makes you not 'sick' in the good way, so, while you're still not very well, you're no longer cool, and no-one likes you.

I wish my housemate wasn't a rabid animal rights activist..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:all animals die .. now your flatmate is a manic depressive

i wish i could sit in full lotus


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You shrink small enough to sit inside a full lotus

I wish I held a wold record.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:a 12" single appears in your hand by a band called The Wold (although you probably wanted a world record so corrupted your own wish )

i wish just one of my wishes would come true


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Your wish does come true but it has been corrupted, so quite frankly the results suck.


I wish I had thumbs on my feet.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you wake up bent double with your thumbs grafted to your feet

i wish i had more space ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:You have more space.. So much space you get lost and starve.

I wish I could go somewhere


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you go somewhere but can't find your way home , and starve

i wish WiccanChica wasn't so bad


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:I'm not so bad, but I turn into a total goody goody two-shoes and annoy everyone.

I wish bodhisattva didn't pick on me. grin laugh3 tongue2


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:too bad coz to corrupt this wish i have to pick on you even more *evil laugh * smirk laugh3 nana

i wish everything was back to normal


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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