Dilbert's Words of Wisdom -
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter!
Oh yeah.... Don't tell the ants
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Are we nearly there yet?
...never just an ordinary girl.
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