Forums > Social Chat > Rant -- "The hot ones are always gay!"
Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
So I just got back from swim practice. SO many hot men. SO many worked-out bodies belonging to a group of really cool guys.
All straight. Every last flippin' one of 'em. In fact, I live a LIFE full of gorgeous men... all straight. And most of them are really chill guys, too.
*grumble*
So, ladies, if you don't believe me, come to San Francisco and let me show you around.e
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
you just want people to visit you, don't you?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
YOU, Mr. LTC, are a PERFECT EXAMPLE. So SHADDAP (unless you're coming to visit me
) -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
dude, count your blessings:
1) you're surrounded by hot men most of the time
2) You know a lot of really cool guys
3) when you're swimming you can cover up the fact that you're drooling
4) If another hot, nice, gay dude starts coming to swim practise, you'll have zero competition
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
*adds San Francisco to her list of places to see next year*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
*goes shopping for swimmies*
*and a plane ticket to the US of gAy...*
and "Oi!"
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Don't forget the Nutella, Dave!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Phew!
Looking at the title and the name of the original poster I thought Mike was climbing back into the closet!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
And that scared you?
hang on, Mike... she's right... if the hot ones are always gay, why the complaints?
Although, the amount of super hot gay women I've met in my time...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
*still waits for Mike's okay to go and drool at all his straight friends* (I know I'm impatient, but it's been WEEKS since I've seen a hot half-naked straight man. Maybe I should watch the olympic swimming more)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
newbie
30 posts
Location: Canada
That sounds terrible... :S
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
I think he may be making reference to the fact that you hear that phrase all the time...women complain that they find a hot guy and he turns out to be gay...so, Doc is just expressing his displeasure that no, not all of the hot ones are always gay...
Poor, poor Doc...I'm sure you'll find a hottie, soon enough.
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Written by :Dr_Birgit
Maybe I should watch the olympic swimming more)
Screw that! The divers are where it's at!
hot hot hot!!!
(I'm even holding back my bias for rowers in the interest of a bias-free board!)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by :fyrespirit
I think he may be making reference to the fact that you hear that phrase all the time...women complain that they find a hot guy and he turns out to be gay...so, Doc is just expressing his displeasure that no, not all of the hot ones are always gay...
BINGO!!! Got it in one!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Yeah, I figured that out aaaaages ago
But where's the fun in that?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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*grumble*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Just pass on the gorgeous swimmers to me. I'll handle them
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Ah, but if the hot guys *are* straight, they already have a.. frequently equally hot.. girlfriend.
I need more info before booking my ticket- could you possibly do a survey of attatchedness?
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
That is true. I always seem to pick the taken ones
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by :hamamelis
I need more info before booking my ticket- could you possibly do a survey of attatchedness?
Honey, this is San Francisco. When you arrive, you will probably double the number of single heterosexual women in the city.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by :Doc Lightning
SO many worked-out bodies belonging to a group of really cool guys.
All straight. Every last flippin' one of 'em. In fact, I live a LIFE full of gorgeous men... all straight. And most of them are really chill guys, too.
Yeah, that's what I often hear from my heterosexual female friends in San Fransisco. Too many hot single straight guys to choose from.
The grass is always greener I guess.
Glad you've at least got some eye candy to swim with. Have fun.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
(I was serious btw, SF is on my list for next spring. What's the swimming-pool called?)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by :NYC
Yeah, that's what I often hear from my heterosexual female friends in San Fransisco.
You're lying:
1) There are no heterosexual females in San Francisco
2) You have no friends.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by :Doc Lightning
You have no friends.
If everyone I know keeps moving out west that won't be far from the truth.
Next time I get someone's phone details I'm going to ask if they plan on moving to California anytime soon. If so, I'm just deleting them.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
yay! NYC's back!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
im hot an engaged to girl. that savvy>
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by :Rouge Dragon
im hot an engaged to girl. that savvy>
Um... what? I specifically remember you as having been pretty fluent in English. But that was a while ago....
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
and the memories come back to me....
so far i drunk msn-ed
fackbooked
and HoPped
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by :Rouge Dragon
so far i drunk msn-ed
fackbooked
and HoPped
Oh dear! -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by :Rouge Dragon
so far i drunk msn-ed
fackbooked
and HoPped
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