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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
So I just got back from swim practice. SO many hot men. SO many worked-out bodies belonging to a group of really cool guys.

All straight. Every last flippin' one of 'em. In fact, I live a LIFE full of gorgeous men... all straight. And most of them are really chill guys, too.

*grumble*

So, ladies, if you don't believe me, come to San Francisco and let me show you around.e

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


animatEdBRONZE Member
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
you just want people to visit you, don't you? tongue

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
YOU, Mr. LTC, are a PERFECT EXAMPLE. So SHADDAP (unless you're coming to visit me biggrin)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
ubblol
dude, count your blessings:
1) you're surrounded by hot men most of the time
2) You know a lot of really cool guys
3) when you're swimming you can cover up the fact that you're drooling
4) If another hot, nice, gay dude starts coming to swim practise, you'll have zero competition

wink

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

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BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*adds San Francisco to her list of places to see next year*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
*goes shopping for swimmies*



*and a plane ticket to the US of gAy...*



and "Oi!"

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
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Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Don't forget the Nutella, Dave!!! biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Phew!

Looking at the title and the name of the original poster I thought Mike was climbing back into the closet!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


animatEdBRONZE Member
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
And that scared you? wink

hang on, Mike... she's right... if the hot ones are always gay, why the complaints?

Although, the amount of super hot gay women I've met in my time...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*still waits for Mike's okay to go and drool at all his straight friends* (I know I'm impatient, but it's been WEEKS since I've seen a hot half-naked straight man. Maybe I should watch the olympic swimming more)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Posted:
 Written by :Look_This_Changes


hang on, Mike... she's right... if the hot ones are always gay, why the complaints?




I think he ment "the hot ones are always straight." :P cool

TobinWrightBRONZE Member
newbie
30 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
That sounds terrible... :S

Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
I think he may be making reference to the fact that you hear that phrase all the time...women complain that they find a hot guy and he turns out to be gay...so, Doc is just expressing his displeasure that no, not all of the hot ones are always gay...

Poor, poor Doc...I'm sure you'll find a hottie, soon enough.

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
 Written by :Dr_Birgit


Maybe I should watch the olympic swimming more)



Screw that! The divers are where it's at!

hot hot hot!!!

(I'm even holding back my bias for rowers in the interest of a bias-free board!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by :fyrespirit


I think he may be making reference to the fact that you hear that phrase all the time...women complain that they find a hot guy and he turns out to be gay...so, Doc is just expressing his displeasure that no, not all of the hot ones are always gay...



BINGO!!! Got it in one!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Yeah, I figured that out aaaaages ago rolleyes

But where's the fun in that?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=18348

*grumble*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Just pass on the gorgeous swimmers to me. I'll handle them wink

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Ah, but if the hot guys *are* straight, they already have a.. frequently equally hot.. girlfriend.

I need more info before booking my ticket- could you possibly do a survey of attatchedness?

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If that's okay with you?


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
That is true. I always seem to pick the taken ones

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by :hamamelis


I need more info before booking my ticket- could you possibly do a survey of attatchedness?



Honey, this is San Francisco. When you arrive, you will probably double the number of single heterosexual women in the city. ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by :Doc Lightning


SO many worked-out bodies belonging to a group of really cool guys.

All straight. Every last flippin' one of 'em. In fact, I live a LIFE full of gorgeous men... all straight. And most of them are really chill guys, too.




Yeah, that's what I often hear from my heterosexual female friends in San Fransisco. Too many hot single straight guys to choose from.

rolleyes

The grass is always greener I guess. wink

Glad you've at least got some eye candy to swim with. Have fun. smile

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
(I was serious btw, SF is on my list for next spring. What's the swimming-pool called?)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by :NYC



Yeah, that's what I often hear from my heterosexual female friends in San Fransisco.



You're lying:

1) There are no heterosexual females in San Francisco
2) You have no friends. wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by :Doc Lightning


You have no friends. wink



If everyone I know keeps moving out west that won't be far from the truth.

Next time I get someone's phone details I'm going to ask if they plan on moving to California anytime soon. If so, I'm just deleting them. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
yay! NYC's back! bounce

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
im hot an engaged to girl. that savvy>

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by :Rouge Dragon


im hot an engaged to girl. that savvy>



Um... what? I specifically remember you as having been pretty fluent in English. But that was a while ago.... wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
and the memories come back to me....

so far i drunk msn-ed
fackbooked
and HoPped

redface

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
ubblol

hug

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by :Rouge Dragon


so far i drunk msn-ed
fackbooked
and HoPped

redface



ubblol redface Oh dear!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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