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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:So I just got back from swim practice. SO many hot men. SO many worked-out bodies belonging to a group of really cool guys.

All straight. Every last flippin' one of 'em. In fact, I live a LIFE full of gorgeous men... all straight. And most of them are really chill guys, too.

*grumble*

So, ladies, if you don't believe me, come to San Francisco and let me show you around.e


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:you just want people to visit you, don't you? tongue

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:YOU, Mr. LTC, are a PERFECT EXAMPLE. So SHADDAP (unless you're coming to visit me biggrin)

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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LazyAngel
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

LazyAngel

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Cambridge UK

Total posts: 2895
Posted:ubblol
dude, count your blessings:
1) you're surrounded by hot men most of the time
2) You know a lot of really cool guys
3) when you're swimming you can cover up the fact that you're drooling
4) If another hot, nice, gay dude starts coming to swim practise, you'll have zero competition

wink


Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:*adds San Francisco to her list of places to see next year*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:*goes shopping for swimmies*



*and a plane ticket to the US of gAy...*



and "Oi!"


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Don't forget the Nutella, Dave!!! biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Phew!

Looking at the title and the name of the original poster I thought Mike was climbing back into the closet!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:And that scared you? wink

hang on, Mike... she's right... if the hot ones are always gay, why the complaints?

Although, the amount of super hot gay women I've met in my time...


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:*still waits for Mike's okay to go and drool at all his straight friends* (I know I'm impatient, but it's been WEEKS since I've seen a hot half-naked straight man. Maybe I should watch the olympic swimming more)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Rellizate
GOLD Member since Feb 2007

Rellizate

old hand
Location: Cambridge, UK

Total posts: 719
Posted: Written by :Look_This_Changes


hang on, Mike... she's right... if the hot ones are always gay, why the complaints?




I think he ment "the hot ones are always straight." :P cool


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TobinWright
BRONZE Member since Apr 2008

newbie
Location: , Canada

Total posts: 30
Posted:That sounds terrible... :S

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:I think he may be making reference to the fact that you hear that phrase all the time...women complain that they find a hot guy and he turns out to be gay...so, Doc is just expressing his displeasure that no, not all of the hot ones are always gay...

Poor, poor Doc...I'm sure you'll find a hottie, soon enough.


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted: Written by :Dr_Birgit


Maybe I should watch the olympic swimming more)



Screw that! The divers are where it's at!

hot hot hot!!!

(I'm even holding back my bias for rowers in the interest of a bias-free board!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by :fyrespirit


I think he may be making reference to the fact that you hear that phrase all the time...women complain that they find a hot guy and he turns out to be gay...so, Doc is just expressing his displeasure that no, not all of the hot ones are always gay...



BINGO!!! Got it in one!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Yeah, I figured that out aaaaages ago rolleyes

But where's the fun in that?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:http://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=18348

*grumble*


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Just pass on the gorgeous swimmers to me. I'll handle them wink

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Ah, but if the hot guys *are* straight, they already have a.. frequently equally hot.. girlfriend.

I need more info before booking my ticket- could you possibly do a survey of attatchedness?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:That is true. I always seem to pick the taken ones

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by :hamamelis


I need more info before booking my ticket- could you possibly do a survey of attatchedness?



Honey, this is San Francisco. When you arrive, you will probably double the number of single heterosexual women in the city. ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted: Written by :Doc Lightning


SO many worked-out bodies belonging to a group of really cool guys.

All straight. Every last flippin' one of 'em. In fact, I live a LIFE full of gorgeous men... all straight. And most of them are really chill guys, too.




Yeah, that's what I often hear from my heterosexual female friends in San Fransisco. Too many hot single straight guys to choose from.

rolleyes

The grass is always greener I guess. wink

Glad you've at least got some eye candy to swim with. Have fun. smile


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:(I was serious btw, SF is on my list for next spring. What's the swimming-pool called?)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by :NYC



Yeah, that's what I often hear from my heterosexual female friends in San Fransisco.



You're lying:

1) There are no heterosexual females in San Francisco
2) You have no friends. wink


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted: Written by :Doc Lightning


You have no friends. wink



If everyone I know keeps moving out west that won't be far from the truth.

Next time I get someone's phone details I'm going to ask if they plan on moving to California anytime soon. If so, I'm just deleting them. wink


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:yay! NYC's back! bounce

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:im hot an engaged to girl. that savvy>

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted: Written by :Rouge Dragon


im hot an engaged to girl. that savvy>



Um... what? I specifically remember you as having been pretty fluent in English. But that was a while ago.... wink


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:and the memories come back to me....

so far i drunk msn-ed
fackbooked
and HoPped

redface


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:ubblol

hug


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by :Rouge Dragon


so far i drunk msn-ed
fackbooked
and HoPped

redface



ubblol redface Oh dear!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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