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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:This is for you Flynt!!!
strange gerbil dance and naked cookies!!!
I do not endorse this strange gerbil dance


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:ohhhhhhhhhhhhh dear lord, this is the funniest thing i have EVER seen!!!!
i nearly laughed tea out my nose....
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im particularaly stuck on the ten condiments right now, didnt honestly think much of the hampster dance, who are they trying to fool anyways? hampsters are completely different than gerbils.....

Condiment # 6. Thou shall spin in circles till you get sick and throws up.

Very similar to how i poi!


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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:..... and how I dance come to think of it... Have you ever seen Elaine from Sienfield dance? I TAUGHT her mate..

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas

Total posts: 3899
Posted:Hey! Opossums are marsupials, not rodents!

And the gerbalists should take a look at a springhare sometime - Imagine a 2 foot long gerbil with jack rabbit ears (the Kalihari has them in droves). I think it would definitely induce some sort of holy vision for gerbalists to see a 2 foot long gerbil.


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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Dark Pixie


member
Location: somewhere.....?

Total posts: 47
Posted:The Carnal Cookies thing was pretty funny.
I nearly wet myself at the Satinic Hampster dance...... nearly


Roman candles that burn in the night, yeah you are a shining light

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:Does help if you've seen the original Hampster Dance... rofl Now the first wos scarey but that wos piss funny.

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:I have also been inspired 2 download the hamster dance song.... OMG! Since when I suffer from annoying bouts of annoyingness I can combat it.

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire

Total posts: 3136
Posted:hamster dance site has certainly changed since i last saw it. This video:

http://www.sonymusic.com/clips/video/SW/Hampton/SingASimpleSongFullVid.swf


is possibly the scariest thing i've seen in a long time. Forget aligator skeletons dressed in bridal uniforms, this should have an 18 rating for sure.

you ozzies are a funny lot arn't you?


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:yes
we like to laugh tea out our noses
oh wait
thats just me....

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*hugz* flid, yeah, i think the best thing about australians is our innate ability to laugh at ourselves, and everyone else! mwhaa haa haaa

Valura, just like to say lil Gerbil, YOU ROCK! i'll keep posting pin up gerbils in your intro just as long as i can find em! HEHEHE


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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:not just you flynt.. I prefer Lemonade so that when it comes outta my nose its bubbley fun....mmmm bubblalicious

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:WOWSERS! we DO have heaps in common!! personally, choc milk is my favourite, but i dont drink it that often, so its usually tea....

gives my nostrils a good clean out! one day i'm gonna learn to spit instead of........ snort?

*shrug*


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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:
wipes tears from eyes and picks herself off floor after laughing ass off...
Oh dear... The mental pictures that followed that!!!! Nice work Flynt!


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

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Total posts: 5635
Posted:

i do what i can!


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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Do You Hear the Gerbils Sing? (Miss V.'s War Song)
(sung to the tune of 'Do You Hear the People Sing' from Les Miserables)

Do you hear the Gerbils sing, singing a song with squeaky sound
It is the music of fierce creatures who are crawling 'cross the ground
When the squeaking of your heart echoes the squeaking of their voice
It is the Gerbil Side that calls, and you have no choice!

Will you join in my crusade, will you wear teeth and fur and tails?
Beyond your galaxy, will you go out and conquer Space?
So join with the rodents and follow their hay-loving ways!

Repeat 1st verse

Will you bite all you can bite and sniggle when they wail with pain?
Some may fall and some may live and some will keep the fame they gain
We'll finally prove that the Gerbils are far, far from tame!

Repeat 1st verse


OH MY GOD THIS IS WRONG!!!! It never fails to amaze me what I find on the net.


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:i like this thread!

for getting even with the war gerbils, try this site:
http://sfmg.uncc.edu/shbui/funny.html
br>under 'gerbil commercial'
(not while drinking tea.)


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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King Of Bongo


King Of Bongo

addict
Location: Berlin

Total posts: 522
Posted:HARSH!!!!
firing gerbils out of a cannon against an outpost.com wall with a tiny little hole through it doesnt seem very nice somehow...
(ashamed, but I did smile after watching the vid)


Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:S'ok to laugh at the clip KoB, u can tell they're fakes from the lack of splash marks. Besides.... u don't get that much bounce out of real gerbils!

Just kidding


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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SaBBaS


enthusiast
Location: Madrid, Spain

Total posts: 215
Posted:OH MY GOD, THE SOUND!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHH, that's SO cruel...
by the way, KoB, i know your real nature and i do know that you laughed watching the vid...
don't make me talk... mwuahahahahahaaaaaa


Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:thank you for the not drinking tea warning polythene! i shall go have a look, right after i finish this cup....

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