Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Written by :NathanielEverist
Yes, if you want to make a living as a "professional" twirler, you'd better either get incredibly good (not necessarily at twirling, but at marketing, entertaining etc), get another job, or get used to living in poverty.
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
Written by :willworkforfoodjnr
Next, the people you do shows for will treat you like *****. You are bottom of the respect pile when compared with DJs, compares, singers, bar staff and even cleaners. You will have to fight for everything you want and will be treated as though you should be paying for the privilege.
ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.