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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
So this whole thing is new to me, I'm not a beleive as of yet but it is a VERY interesting conspiricy theory and i was just wondering if any one had heard of or beleives it....

BASICALLY....

All or most of the world leaders are reptilians, a race that may have evolved from dinosaurs OR come to earth from space. They can shapeshift so we cannot recognize them on the streets. The New World Order (NWO) is the group that will declare martial law in 2010 or 2011 and we will not be able to leave our towns and such. Canada, the US, and mexico will be united and the Amero will be introduced.

Then in 2012 i guess this 10th planet, Nibiru, is going to fly by earth where some aliens/reptoids "hop onto" earth and start the apocolypse. Some say they will project a holographic image of the second coming of christ thru the satalites in space.

Umm basically it all comes from the Sumarian texts....and it's really interesting, i've been researching it for the last couple days. There are countless youtube videos of all the theory and history, and even some that show people "shapeshifting" which most are stupid but some seem a bit weird.

Thoughts?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
smile

I prefer this one:

www.zeitgeistmovie.com

Getting to the other side smile


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Yeah, I'd heard of that one before.

Still makes me laugh biggrin

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Sounds like something Mr Cruise and his mob would come up with

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


CaffeinatedKatieGOLD Member
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA


Posted:
I heard today that beloved Mr Cruise will be out in a new movie soon, apparently playing a WWII Nazi with one eye who has a moral epifany. As my boyfriend summed it, Tom Cruise will be a Pirate Nazi who tries to take out Hitler. And at this point, is anyone surprised?

Doc I've heard snippets of the Reptilian Leaders conspiracy, but so little that i've got nothing to add/confirm/deny. Worth mentioning that this is not the only story that predicts 2012 will be the end of the world; the Mayan calendar predicts that as well.

So if we have only 4 years left, LET'S GET BUSY!


bounce beerchug peace

natasqi 489 posts
Location: Perth


Posted:
I've heard about NWO and joining the Americas before.. but nothing about reptile conspiracies...

willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
I don't even know what to believe any more. It all started out so obvious:
Our leaders are greedy >
Our leaders are evil >
Our leaders are plotting against us >
Our leaders are secretly a race of trans-dimensional reptiles plotting the apocolypse

Too much evidence to discount it, too much life not believing it to believe....

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


simtaBRONZE Member
compfuzzled
1,182 posts
Location: hastings, England (UK)


Posted:
checkout a dude called credo mutwa

"the geeks have got you" - Gayle


StoutSILVER Member
1,872 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
also....David Icke

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
 Written by :simta


checkout a dude called credo mutwa



I started watching the videos of him on youtube but couldnt get thru it, too long and he seemed like a quack, BUT ill give it another go.

Katie, the Mayan/calendar is part of the whole reptilian thing, to some extent......but from what im gathering, EVERYTHING fits into this theory in some way or another.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


simtaBRONZE Member
compfuzzled
1,182 posts
Location: hastings, England (UK)


Posted:
well credo mutwa is used as a major base by david icke in giving "evidence" for his theories

"the geeks have got you" - Gayle


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by :poje

EVERYTHING fits into this theory in some way or another



Where do I fit in? umm

simtaBRONZE Member
compfuzzled
1,182 posts
Location: hastings, England (UK)


Posted:
 Written by :UsedCarOnlyFord


 Written by tongueoje

EVERYTHING fits into this theory in some way or another



Where do I fit in? umm



we're the ones being fooled by the reptilian overlords

"the geeks have got you" - Gayle


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I wouldnt worry, we got people like batman looking after us

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Ya right, Batman is probably part of it. Not only is he rich (which is one obvious sign) but he has all this technology that doesn't exist anywhere else, i wouldn't trust him to watch my pie cooling on the window sill.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Didn't Princess Di rant on about this stuff?

I think I read that in the Sun though, so probably not...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


_khan_SILVER Member
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA


Posted:
Technically, the Mayan prophecy is not so much "the end of the world" but the end of an age; and also something about the end of time, which is apparently why after the date that aligns with December 21, 2012 on the Gregorian calendar they didn't see fit to continue tracking time and their calendar ends.

Yeah David Icke is big on the reptilians. I personally take reptilians as more of a metaphor than literal lizard beings. Although I wouldn't be surprised if they were actual lizard beings from another dimension/planet bent on enslaving humanity. It would explain a lot.

I was recently at a festival where there were multiple lectures and panel discussions around 2012 and the different interpretations of the Mayan prophecy, calendar and "what will happen" speculations. Fascinating stuff.

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco


NathanielEveristSILVER Member
315 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I don't want the world to end at 2012. What's the evidence behind it? I'm going to do some research on this. As for the whole reptilian thing, I'm sorry, but I laughed out loud when I read that conspiracy. I guess I'll just have to wait and see, and continue polishing my poi skills in preparation for the impending interplanetary war.

arashi 2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx


Posted:
Must...resist... Posting... Crazy...conspiracy...theories...

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Anybody whos interested in the Mayan beliefs about 2012, this video is really good:

https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1030536695965417017&hl=en

(I'll let ya find parts 2 & 3 yourselves tongue)

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
I shall watch my iguanas much more carefully after this.. umm

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Are they YOUR iguanas or or you THEIRS?!

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Did the Mayans invent crack?

Just a thought...

tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


_khan_SILVER Member
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA


Posted:
 Written by :Fine_Rabid_Dog


Did the Mayans invent crack?




No, silly. Everyone knows the C.I.A. did!

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
Hmn. Nick woolsey has the best conspiracy theory...Get him to tell it to you sometime if you have the chance!

I am not sure if I am violating any rules of interplanetary domination by mentionning this, but perhaps you guys would do better keeping your heads up for penguins. Yes, Penguins, not Reptiles.

It is all just distraction tactics, so you wont be able to dodge the blunt objects when it all hits the fan wink

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*chuckles softly*

Ah, so many conspiracy theories. And yet the poor goyim will never figure out that it is we Jews who control the galaxy.

It's just so easy to keep them off our trail. Throw out a new conspiracy theory every month and they'll never figure out the truth.

*quietly goes back to planning next week's weather*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


WirewoodGOLD Member
90 posts
Location: Perth, West Australia


Posted:
Personally, I think the suggestion that all or nearly all the world leaders are reptiles is a terrible insult - to the reptiles that is. I've never met a gecko that I didn't like smile

"What drives life is...a little electric current kept up by the sunshine." Albert Szent-Gyorgi


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Hey! That would explain why they're all for global warming! ever seen a reptile when it's cold? Maybe if we give 'em all hot rocks, we'll solve the problem..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
......I think you just hit a definite point right there.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


AdeSILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia


Posted:
 Written by :Poje


So this whole thing is new to me, I'm not a beleive as of yet but it is a VERY interesting conspiricy theory and i was just wondering if any one had heard of or beleives it....


Thoughts?



BWHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

ubblol ubblol ubblol lolsign

This is so funny on 2 counts:
1. that anyone could believe such rubbish in the face of NO EVIDENCE

2. and that anyone would think that HoP would know anything about it

That is just too funny, sorry Poje

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
....people did know about it....

and the whole "evidence" thing comes mostly from biblical interpritations and the sumerian texts,

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


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