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fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
This is a simple game I used to play, the idea is a story is told by writing a line or short paragraph ending with either: and, when, then ...etc and the next person follows it on from there.

I woke up this morning looked at my clock, it was 11:00. I got up in search for breakfast, opened the fridge and ...

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
...there it was. I had almost forgotton how much I loved Marmite; the orchestra of flavours, the tar-like viscosity and the overwhelming yeasty superiority. But nothing, even toast is ever that simple, little did I know...

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
...about the wonders of Nutella, which a man in a tux had with him as he knocked on my door. I invited him in and soon....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


spinningstarletSILVER Member
enthusiast
271 posts
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United Kingdom


Posted:
.. the marmite was long forgotton and my eyes were opened to the wonders of Nutella. Never again would i....

natasqiaddict
489 posts
Location: Perth


Posted:
...doubt door-to-door salesmen and their wares.

I reached into the fridge, pulld it out and put it on the bench.

I noticed that...

j4m35poinewbie
22 posts
Location: Exeter, Devon, UK


Posted:
....some one had already taken half the jar, but who.



i lived alone.



perhaps it was...

My invisible alligator thinks you look tasty


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
the goldfish, but i thought that he was....

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


rin_666SILVER Member
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
in africa searching for his cousin the silverfish, I contemplated....

natasqiaddict
489 posts
Location: Perth


Posted:
..whether I had gotten really drunk the night before and eaten it. The night's details are kinda fuzzy.. the last thing I remember is...

fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
being hit in the face by a mouse trap and going to the freezer for some ice, i didn't realise until later though that...

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
... aliens had visited me and probed my...hold on one second that might have just been a dream

Thats right I hit my head on ...

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
...the fridge door, and i passed out untill...

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


0nimember
59 posts
Location: Connecticut


Posted:
the stimulating scent of Nutella roused me. I opened my eyes and glanced around, noticing the fridge door still open and my nipples covered in Nutella. That's when I realized...

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
..I was allergic to nuts, so ...

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
...I took the docs nuts off of me to avaiod the reaction and found out that it was he who ate half the jar of Nutella. I started yelling at him when...

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


rin_666SILVER Member
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
..all of a sudden the fridge came to life and ate all of my anchovies I....

Sarah_PBRONZE Member
Member
78 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
dove behind the couch and there before my dazzled eyes was...

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
....a real freakin' leprechaun. I tried to grab him but he jumped out of my reach and...

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


j4m35poinewbie
22 posts
Location: Exeter, Devon, UK


Posted:
...through a small portal. i jumped through after him in an effort to steal his gold and lucky charms.

I then realized i was....

My invisible alligator thinks you look tasty


rin_666SILVER Member
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
too big to fit through the portal and got stuck halfway through to my horror I then felt....

DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
...somebody tying something around my testicles but I had no idea what evil plan lay in store for me.

Then I heard...

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
...the unmistakable sound of a bald eagle passing wind. I feel a rush of air behind me as....

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
... the door opened, and in walked a lama wearing a straw hat with a...

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


j4m35poinewbie
22 posts
Location: Exeter, Devon, UK


Posted:
...small mouse sitting on it. the mouse then spoke to me in a deep booming voice and he said...

My invisible alligator thinks you look tasty


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
[Old link]

among others are the five word story, the three word story, the three word story mk2..........

...play the best song in the world, or i'll eat your soul.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
so i said thats blatently copying tenacious D and i wont have any part in it , the mouse looked looked at me a little disapointed, but then...

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
...out of no where, that big white dragon/dog thing from the movie flew into the house, he quickly gobbled up all lose ends and plot holes. And just as quickly as he arrived, he flew out the window and up into the sky where....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


j4m35poinewbie
22 posts
Location: Exeter, Devon, UK


Posted:
...he ran into his best friend the sky moose the two had a quick brunch of hot air balloons and then decided to fly back and get me, we had a chat and decided to go on a round the world trip our first stop was....

My invisible alligator thinks you look tasty


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
...jail and we where told that we could not pass go or collect $200 however...

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
..we had a get out of gaol free card, so we were all like....

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
..dude, is gaol and jail the same thing? Or will it not work if it's spelled differently? But then..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


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