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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:You know you work in St Kilda when someone doesn't even bother going into the bathrooms to snort cocaine.



I know this is traditionally done with work industry, but I laughed so much when that happened last night I had to bend the rules! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:you know when you work in a pub/bar when you find yourself clearing tables out of work

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:You know you work in a circus school when the students think that your scissors would be a perfect tool to scrape off the chinese pole rubber with, then looked shocked when they break, and hand them back to you guiltily and ask if you have another pair....... rolleyes

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:you know your a maths student when you know how to prove that the axiom of choice is equivilant to the wellordering principle, amongst other things...

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:You know you work in a restaurant when you strat your shift around the same time most people end theirs.

Kupo!

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0ni


0ni

member
Location: Connecticut

Total posts: 59
Posted:i think you know you work (or worked!) in a restaurant when you go out to eat and neatly stack all your dishes when you're finished :B that might be the same thing as what someone up there said, but in amrikin instead of ozlander.

you know you are a goldsmith when your fingers are black for days on end, and no amount of scrubbing will clear the grit from under your fingernails ;L


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if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:You know yer a fire spinner when you can tell the difference between burnt head hair and burnt beard.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:You know you work in St Kilda when you've been at work for less than half an hour and someone offers you drugs.

And you know you work in St Kilda (East) when you find out that the wedding cake you were eating at the Israeli wedding in the function room contained 10g of cocaine in the icing...

I found that out tonight. I didn't really know what to say! I knew they were all snorting coke in the bathrooms but I never thought they'd put some in the icing!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:You know your a custodian when you are plunging teh clogged toilet at a party.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:You know you work as a sociologist when you answer every questions with:
"I don't think one can pose the question like that. [then bla-bla, then:] But that is of course only my opinion and I do not represent the whole population. In fact, I only represent a small social group. Persons with a different gender, socio-economic-status, or cultural background might see that differently. I'm glad we spoke about that."


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:You know you work in hospitality when you start to loathe people, a worrying trait when I'm studying to be a psychologist.

Kupo!

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Wirewood
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Wirewood

journeyman
Location: Perth, West Australia

Total posts: 90
Posted:You know you work in conservation when you can empathize with Sisyphus. Or that you could do half the work for twice the money if you just sold your soul to a mining company (hey, you only have to assist in making whole ecosystems go extinct). Honestly, if I had the skills I'd run away and join the circus (any circus out there need a slightly jaded & very cynical botanist?). Sorry, it's been one of THOSE months.

"What drives life is...a little electric current kept up by the sunshine." Albert Szent-Gyorgi

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:You know you work in hospitality when vodka redbull has lost its effects and you don't even remember the last time a coffee kept you awake.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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FireTom


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Total posts: 6650
Posted:You know you work for UPS as a sales representative when you wake up in the middle of the night, sweating and screaming - because you just accepted a commercial package to Nigeria - in your dream.

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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FireTom


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Total posts: 6650
Posted:Oh yes: and when you get woken up by the walkie-talkie in-built alarm system next to you, because you put it flat on the floor - taking a nap - but nobody else cares sh*t, you shouldn't be working as a watchman on nightshift.

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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harasu
SILVER Member since Jul 2008

journeyman
Location: that cute valley in the south,...

Total posts: 51
Posted:You know you're a fourth grader (final year) when you do the driving course, party whole weekends away because one of your friends turns 18 or gets driver's licence and are neurotic because of too many people (including poth-smoking school counsellor) asking you what college you want to go to and you have absolutely no idea what to say.

Oh, the precious teen years (:


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Jewish Barber: No, I'm a vegetarian.

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