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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You know you work in St Kilda when someone doesn't even bother going into the bathrooms to snort cocaine.



I know this is traditionally done with work industry, but I laughed so much when that happened last night I had to bend the rules! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You know you work for Poje when you go home sore and crying.....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
you know you dont work when you're mjk smile

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
You know you work in South Africa when a major download that is almost complete is cut because of the stupid power shortage!

Damn you Eskom!!!!

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You know you work in hospitality when you're a non-smoker and in the minority.

Kupo!


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You no you work as a courier when you learn to swear out the drivers window and drive over round abouts

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You know you're a doctor when your roommate vomits and you catch it in a mixing bowl without so much as twitching an eyebrow.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
You know your a secret agent when you get your license to kill.

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


Holzy1SILVER Member
Member

Location: USA


Posted:
you know you're a culinary student when someone jumps out of a bush and beats your ass when you go to a mcdonalds.

GeoffonTour04SILVER Member
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom


Posted:
you know you're a builder when you have to spend 20 minutes fixing a broken cistern at a mates barbecue & can't walk into a house without noticing all the little imperfections

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
You're in Graphic Design or Typesetting when you look at ALL signs everywhere and try to figure out what font they've used...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
 Written by :jarle


You know you work in hospitality when you're a non-smoker and in the minority.



that made me lulz. so so true.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
 Written by :Mr Majestik


 Written by :jarle


You know you work in hospitality when you're a non-smoker and in the minority.



that made me lulz. so so true.



yup! me too!! Kinda scary really!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
 Written by :Neon_Shaolin


You're in Graphic Design or Typesetting when you look at ALL signs everywhere and try to figure out what font they've used...



Oh my word! I do that all the time! Hehe!

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You know yer a HoPper when you don;t get any work done while your at work...

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


CaffeinatedKatieGOLD Member
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA


Posted:
I'd like to aye-aye the food service non-smokers and doing HoP instead of work.

This might be location specific, but-- you know you're in food service when you learn some Spanish but all you know are curse words.

The Tea FairySILVER Member
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...


Posted:
You know you work in telesales when you start getting excited whenever people sound friendly on the phone.

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You know your in music retail when all you hear is a symphony of 300 guitar players, all playing out of tune and not even the same song, but you can still focus on the one kid that is going to be a star.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by :GeoffonTour04


you know you're a builder when you have to spend 20 minutes fixing a broken cistern at a mates barbecue & can't walk into a house without noticing all the little imperfections



So true.

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
you know you work with young offenders when you can actually have a conversation with someone who has committed some horrible crime...or you talk to colleagues about a client seriously injuring another person with the same tone you speak about a client who stole some clothes...

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


Silk_the_ElfGOLD Member
Member
37 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
You must be an office manager when you have to teach the same four guys how to do the same two things every day.

hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You know you're a zookeeper when you read this
 Written by :CaffeinatedKatie


I'd like to aye-aye the food service non-smokers and doing HoP instead of work.


and think the comment's about lemurs.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


natasqiaddict
489 posts
Location: Perth


Posted:
You know you're a med student... when you get sick and they refuse to let you in the hospital, for over a week. WOOHOO, HOLIDAY!! *cough, splutter, cough*

L0s3r_r@v3rSILVER Member
enthusiast
274 posts
Location: Swansea, Ma (US), USA


Posted:
you know you work in a pizza pallor when the concept of a pizza party makes you physically ill.

You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
hehe I like the phrase "pizza pallor", might have to be used on some of my junk-food loving friends....

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
you know you work in hospitality when the people who hold the power are the customers...

yes i know that can apply to a zillion jobs but I think there's some **** about to go down at my work.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


0nimember
59 posts
Location: Connecticut


Posted:
what kind of hospitality? like a hotel?

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You know you work in palliative care when someone asks you at a party what you do for a living and you get to say 'death'.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


0nimember
59 posts
Location: Connecticut


Posted:
=D sounds like fun. almost as cool as pizza pallor! or maybe you deal with the aftereffects of pizza pallor.

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
You know you work as a bricklayer when you complain about the weather because its too cold, too hot, rainning, too sunny, too windy ect.

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Working in a pizza parlour? I used to, and you know you work in a pizza restaurant when every delivery order after 11pm is from stoners.

And Oni, I work in a pub.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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