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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:*pulls rapier out of belt and runs polishing cloth down the length*

*positions one hand back and above his head while makeing small circles in front of himself with the rapier*

En Garde


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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mparker
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

mparker

member
Location: Houston, Texas

Total posts: 71
Posted:Aren't you supposed to slap us with a glove first?
biggrin


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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:rapiers?

Duels are between Plymouth Valiants and trucks wink


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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rin_666
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

rin_666

enthusiast
Location: cambridge

Total posts: 223
Posted:but there is something you should know...I'm not left handed!!!!

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squid
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

squid

sanguine
Location: sur

Total posts: 382
Posted:Well?....Neither am I!! Unless, you think that Im going to think that you aren't left handed, in which case you really are.

And, SO AM I! Haha!


"to a man whose only tool is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail." Abraham Maslow

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I'm curious about this duel between five people...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth

Total posts: 5814
Posted:Circle (or perhaps hexagon) of death
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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drvariety
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

drvariety

member
Location: Mission viejo CA

Total posts: 75
Posted:*walks up to circle, looks very confused, and slowly backs out...*

There is nothing to be afraid of. Virtual reality will eventually rehabilitate your mind and eventually your body. Everything will be allright, i promise. Just concentrate. Try some music.

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:He's getting away!

*pulls out pudao, chases dr variety into forest, gets lost*


Kupo!

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Mako


Mako

member


Total posts: 53
Posted:Never match wits with a Scilian, or the dread pirate Mako!

If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:A duel with ten combatants? Inconceivable!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:*Approaches towards ensuing battle but is waylaid by a gang of unusually sized rodents*

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:This has turned out quite nicely.

*slaps mparker and jarle across the face*

I demand satisfaction!!!


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth

Total posts: 5814
Posted:Slaps Poje bu...



oops..its a duel hey.



My seconds will deal with you


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Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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squid
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

squid

sanguine
Location: sur

Total posts: 382
Posted:Grandpa, this isn't going to turn into one of those mushy "kiss the Princess" kind of things, is it?

"to a man whose only tool is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail." Abraham Maslow

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CBMS
GOLD Member since Oct 2007

newbie
Location: Victoria BC

Total posts: 15
Posted:Anybody want a peanut?

And Shepherds We Shall Be..
"Is my hair on fire?"
Damn! My pants really are on fire!"
So the whole white gas thing on the campfire was a bad idea....

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:*dumps a large bucket of Nutella on Poije*

I won!

...except I just lost.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B

veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket

Total posts: 1314
Posted:*arrives with man banging coconut shells together*

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:*shakes his rapier at the doc*

I'll get you!!!! If it's the last thing i do!!!

*chases after him with a marmite mortar as the benny hill music plays*


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Mako


Mako

member


Total posts: 53
Posted:I demand a Shrubbery!

If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:NI!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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rin_666
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

rin_666

enthusiast
Location: cambridge

Total posts: 223
Posted:I sell shrubberies, I am roger the shrubber

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Mako


Mako

member


Total posts: 53
Posted:ahhhhhh! no, no, anything but that

*falls to floor holding ears*


If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:We will say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Mako


Mako

member


Total posts: 53
Posted:But we are now the knights who say "Icky Icky kerchang whoop!"

(and you are not the Messiah - you're a very naughty boy!)


If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Mako


Mako

member


Total posts: 53
Posted:Look all I said was that piece of Halibut was good enough for Jahovah?!

If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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poinoob
SILVER Member since Oct 2007

member
Location: louisianna, new orleans

Total posts: 45
Posted:run its a rabbit!!!!

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rin_666
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

rin_666

enthusiast
Location: cambridge

Total posts: 223
Posted:people will only start throwing stones when I blow THIS whistle!!! Even if, and I will make this perfectly clear, even if they DO say jehova!!!

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Mako


Mako

member


Total posts: 53
Posted:Are there any women here?!!!

If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:I ain't got time to go to no stonings..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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