Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

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Posted:So it looks darned well possible that Hillary Clinton could be the next President of the United States of America.

I don't want to discuss the implications of that, or her policies, statements, or anything else.


If she is to be "Madam President," we've had a remarkable coup. We call the President's wife the First Lady. What were we going to call the President's husband? Well... we'd get to call him "Mr. President!"

What *DO* you call the husband of the President?

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BRONZE Member since Jan 2006


Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:I'd just call him Bill, personally..

Hmm.. along related lines.. among the Queen of England's odder titles is the Duke of Lancaster.. does that make prince Philip a duchess..?


If that's okay with you?


Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Yeah, I'd call him Bill.
But if it's the First Lady, then why can't it be the First Man? ...woah that sounds like Adam and Eve...

I remember reading something about the French and how the language has genders, there's no word for a female president in their language (as opposed to the gender neutral term in English)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

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Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:can we call bill the first lady? smile


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

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SILVER Member since Jul 2007


Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:Clintmaster Flex
or maybe
B to the I to the L to the Lizzle biggrin

I would imagine he'll be referred to as Bill/Former President Clinton to avoid confusion but I think first...something would be fitting, maybe gent/gentleman rather than man like lady is to woman? Maybe...

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:loophole: won't he be "Mr President" anyway because he's an ex-prez and all ex-prezzes are called "Mr President" forever?


PLATINUM Member since May 2003


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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Well traditionally a lady is married to a lord or a gentleman.

but First Lord comes off a bit suspect.

The First Gentleman of the USA is a bit better.

"First Husband" indicates the novelty of the situation as well...

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BRONZE Member since Sep 2001


Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:Top-Bitch gets my vote for Hilary's title - female equivalent of top-dog smile

Ctrl-V is right that all past presidents are still called "President" mind you (I know - I watch 24 wink )

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SILVER Member since Dec 2006


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Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 119
Posted:You could always call him, " Mr big boy" or "front ranker" or wait for it... wait for it...Billy!!! ubblol

Ok I admit it, that was stupid. Please don't hurt me ooooops

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