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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

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Posted:It was my birthday yesterday an it was a bit pants. I had to go shopping to buy furnature for Ruby's room, my two best friends forgot it was my birthday (i didn't even get a text off them), and my aunt, who is also my godmother, didn't get me a present (for the second year running, she missed my 18th too!).

so i feel like nasty stuff right now ubbcrying

if anyone else wants to moan about their pants birthdays too please feel free!

xx


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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side

Total posts: 113
Posted:* sits down and hands her some b'day cake*
Belated happy birthday honey.. my birthday sucked too.. i invited loads of people out (about 130! who's birthdays i had attended and enjoyed.) only 4 turned up and one of them tried to leave to go see her boyfriend!! ( they broke up a few days ago)

Oh and i had the day off but since it was not anyone elses birthday i had to spend the day alone frown


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The Tea Fairy
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...

Total posts: 853
Posted:Mines coming up in November and I'm fully expecting it to be pants too... I left Uni last year so most of my friends have moved far away now, nobody has any money to do anything with... I hate birthdays! They just seem to get worse every year. frown

I wish I was still small and my parents were sorting out a party, with cake and games and silly hats and inviting everyone for me...ah, the good old days...


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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:Sorry to hear about your birthday snoopoi. It sucks when people let you down, but if they're anything like me, it's not because they don't care, it's because they're useless.

Anyways...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY for yesterday. hug


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:EVERY birthday is pants for me...

I still have a great time. But it's never about my birthday!

(It's on New Years Day)

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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I never have good birthdays, its just another celebration of not being dead.

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mparker
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

mparker

member
Location: Houston, Texas

Total posts: 71
Posted:I took a 4-day weekend for my birthday, since it was on a Thursday (last week). And the suck just grew and grew. All plans went to hell and my cat died.

Thurs: I cleaned house. Prepared stuff for festival-going on Saturday. We were going to go out with people that night, but since I'm allergic to wheat we couldn't go anyplace good, special or fun. Boyfriend and I skip out alone for boring normal dinner. My cat worried me because she hadn't been eating right. Don't sleep well.

Ran errands Friday. Cat is REALLY worrying me now. Have big fight with boyfriend, because of cat worry he thought I was mad at him and wanted to break up (WHAT??!!!). Barely sleep. Start looking for local vet (I'd recently moved)

Saturday: cancel plans to go to really fun local festival (to celebrate birthday and for boyfriend to get me a prezzie) to take cat to vet and end up having her put to sleep because of massive stomach tumors. I am now broker than broke.

Sunday, hid in bed while the boyfriend took all the cat-related items out of the house so I didn't start bawling because I walked into the kitchen for a glass of water and saw her food bowls or toys. My mom gifts me with a plant.

The year had better get better from now on!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:My 18th was all sorts of arsewipe.

Cried and everything. And I hadn't even started to drink at that point...

All in all, a very emo birthday.

Hope my 19th is better. biggrin


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Can I prebook my moan for mine? I think I'll just go play with the smoke machine and lasers in a small room tongue

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:I've always had rubbish birthdays, which is why last year my friends pulled out all the stops to give me the most amazing birthday ever...so I'm keeping everything a lot more low key this year. I've had my one amazing birthday, I'm all good. smile I think when you stop looking at it as a day to celebrate your birth and just look at it as a party where you get to do...basically whatever you like, the terms change a bit and it's easier to enjoy. I do however remind people constantly as it leads up to my birthday so that no one has the opportunity to forget. smile By the way it's my birthday in 49 days, dont forget biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:My birthday always sucks. Thats the main reason I try to spend it out of the country these days. This year I'm in Eindhoven. 11 days to go and counting bounce2

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:My birthday was the pants, I worked which wasnt too bad but it was also the day I got my letter telling me Im going into hospital tomorrow (my birthday was last tuesday) and most people I know forgot.

I invited everyone I could to go out for tea with me on the Friday night. Five of my friends turned up... twenty of my boyfriends friends showed up. The girl I was best friends with through highschool was meant to be there but her and her boyfriend went to melbourne for the day and forgot to tell me they wouldnt be there and the only reason I found is I ended up rining them when they didnt show to be told they werent coming.

I ended up staying up all night... but not partying. At about 2am we were getting some really weird messages from a girl we know who we had seen about an hour earlier, so we went into town to pick her up. None of us could drive so we walked in (about a 5 minute walk) to find we needed a car to get her back to where we were staying.. no one would come in and help us! Luckily we eventually got a car to come in and pick her up.. instead of the 2 minute drive it took it took longer as she kept trying to jump out of the car. We eventually got her back to where we were staying and then had to stay up all night looking after her, we rang the ambos at one point and they came in, said she was fine and then left again. At 6am we were able to get onto her mum to come in and pick her up. Turns out she had had her drink spiked.

So that was my birthday in a nutshell!


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:That.. sounds pretty bad.

I've not had a good birthday since my 17th, and I'm 24 now.. frown


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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:my birthday wasnt exceptionally great, quite low key and arguments with the boyfriend which has been absolutely fab...NOT... HOWever... i have had a couple of weekends up north pre birthday which have been pretty amazing as a pre birthday celebration so im taking them as birthday and so all in all its not been that bad... eey...

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

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Posted:my birthday weekend got even worse!

went out on the town saturday night, my best mate split up with her boyfriend before we went out so she was miserable all night, then this guy who i am completely in love with and likes me too (but has a girlfriend) came to meet me and i was all drunk and crying! then the clocks went back so everything was completely weird time wise as i had no idea what was going on! best friend decided to go missing, so i ended the night sobbing in man i loves arms... but went home alone frown well with my mum, who mad me cheese on toast because i felt like crap!

sorry to hear about other peoples nightmarish birthdays, although i have to say does make me feel a tiny bit better knowing that it's not only me who has bad birthdays!

SNOOP ubblove


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Medusa
BRONZE Member since Nov 2003

Medusa

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Posted:I always have bad birthdays. i think it has something to do with being born on a black Friday....always bad luck....

My worst was by far my 15 b'day...spent it in hospital....


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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

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Posted:aww bless ya

*hugs*


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Posted:*throws confetti around the thread*

Happy birfday!!!!!

It happens to me every year now.... I havent even had a b-day party in 8 years now.... *shrugs* Would be nice to get a party this year and I been laying down hints but I doubt it will happen. frown


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The Misguided Oracle
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas

Total posts: 404
Posted:i don't celebrate my birthday and i really couldn't be bothered... i've even forgotten my own birthday completely smile

"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:Its my birthday today, and its going to be ace - woo!

Mums coming up to visit, then I'm going out to party in central London.
Couple of friends have bailed out on me, due to being 'too tired', which basically equates to them not being arsed which makes me feel oh so special but fcuk 'em - imma have an ace time without them biggrin


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scosh
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

scosh

non stop uber rocking electro rock party
Location: hastings

Total posts: 122
Posted:ooh happy birthday aimee smile, my birthdays always seem to get ruined by the people that are closest to me they take it in turns to ruin one each years its way fun smile

"im quite depressed, im quite a mess, so beat me up, beat me down, mess me up beyond all recognition"

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Posted:Happy birfday Aimee

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:I lost my purse, but it dosnt even matter. 70 quid worth of birthday money gone..but its ok. If it wasnt my birthday I wouldnt have had that money in there away so I'm not exactly missing out, and the cards are easily replaceable.
Bit of a pain in arse, but didnt dampen the day biggrin


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Gayle......!
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:It's my birthday today and so far it's been ok. But then it's only 9am.

My birthday night out was a bit pants tho - frown


Gayle.....!

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

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Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:Wow there's a thread for everything I want on here now.
Turned Thirty yesterday, frown Recently became single, frown No job. frown Awful meal out with my Dad and Brother last night.:( None of my mates still living where I grew up. frown frown
Nothing to do no-one to see.:(
Nice to see solidarity amongst the bad birthday crew.


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The Tea Fairy
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...

Total posts: 853
Posted:Mine's next Monday... I have things to do lined up on a few different days, figure if I spread the celebration out over a week then less can go wrong?

This saturday I'm going to drive to my parents house, for shopping with mum, home-cooked food and generally haniging out with mum and dad for a while - has the potential to be very enjoyable, or very distressing, depending on if I manage to accidentally upset my mum or vice versa (we don't mean to, we just have a personality clash!).

Monday, actual birthday, having a quiet day with my boyfriend, possibly treating myself to something nice and going out for a meal.

Next Friday going out with my 2 best mates who are definitely coming out for some food and drinks and possibly a small group of other mates who are less reliable, so may or may not show up.

Hopefully not much can go wrong... even if one bit goes wrong (eg argue with mum), the other bits will still be good, thus overall my birthday should be ok!


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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:tea fairy...i give this plan the thumbs up...im in the midst of celebrating my week of birthdayage over the course of 4 weekends, therefore it was ok that my actual birthday was quiet.. biggrin

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

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Posted:happy belated birthday aimee xx

happy birthday for tomorrow tea fairy xx


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OldLadyWinchester
SILVER Member since Feb 2007

OldLadyWinchester

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Location: Whitehorse, YT, Canada

Total posts: 14
Posted:my 20th birthday sucked. I just turned to my friend angela in computer drafting class,said "im 20 today","oh cool,happy birthday" and we went back to work. that was it.

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The Tea Fairy
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...

Total posts: 853
Posted:Cheers snoopoi! It actually went pretty well, my mum's been spoiling me rotten and I had a nice chilled day off work yesterday. Nothing bad has happened, I'm going out again on Friday with my friends... that'll be the messy one if anything, a couple of my friends are discussing how drunk they can get me and what they could persuade/force me to do in that state... slightly worrying!

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

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Posted:kk, my last B'day.. I lost my job and girlfriend on the same day.
BOTH my parents forgot, my parents ffs!!
I've never had a B'day party .. ever ever..

B'days r just B'days ... bad days lol!!

still be happy, uv got another one in a year!

smile


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