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Ok so I would love to have an Ewok as a nice cuddly pet. I want to hear your stories about Ewoks if you have ever seen one.
Here is a pic if you dont know what I am talking about.
https://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2004/02/img/caption131.jpg
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Elusive and Bearded
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Yes and yes.
His name is Tyrone. He isnt too cuddly, mostly he just pokes me with sticks all day. Some times I'll give him a reaction to see what he does, it's fun to scare him. They eat a TON too like i can barley afford to keep him around. Wonder what ewoks taste like....
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Yip that will do it brenn.
And Poje you know you couldn't eat Tyrone he is too cute. I would bet my life on it.
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the kicker of elves
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My brother is half-ewok . . .
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Sacrebleu
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Never actually seen one, but I've heard them, hiding in the undergrowth making eecheewawa and jubjub noises, I'm pretty sure they were discussing native ewok recipes for spit roast sacrifices. But my ewokian is a little rusty.
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I wonder if there's an online course for speaking Ewok. Eeechawawa!
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I think a few of them work at my local post office
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the kicker of elves
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Well, my college is starting a klingon language course so Ewokian is a possibility
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Oh I would love to learn ewokian. could be as hard as japanese.
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Lv15 Ranger
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Actually, the Star Wars universe is working on a working language, my like Star Trek has Klingon or LotR has Elvish. In this case, it's called Mando'a and it's the language of the Mandalorians (think Boba Fett. Now think of a harsher person with a sense of honour).
After that, hopefully Ewokian.
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I think we have an Ewok working in Nursing Administration at our hospital...
...well, she looks like one! Except not as cute. Kind of disturbing, actually.
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LotR has Elvish.
Shocking..
The Lord of the Rings has Sindarin and Quenya, not 'elvish'..
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the kicker of elves
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And a full dwarvish language, Naugrim I think is the proper name.
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Lv15 Ranger
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I'm a Star Wars fanatic, not LotR. In my defence, I wasn't sure if they had made both the Elvish languages or just the one... and I had no idea about the Dwarven one!
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I'm just an omninerd.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Ive met a number of Wookie like people
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Yea now you mention it I think I worked with one in my old job years ago. I never actually understood what he was talking about, but now I understand took me a while but I got there.
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nut.
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Jarle, seeing as Tolkien was a professor of ancient languages, so a bit obsessed, the languages actually came first- Middle Earth was a sort of language exercise that got a bit out of control...
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Lv15 Ranger
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Haha, I didn't know that. The most I know about him writing LotR is that it was heavily influenced by his own experience.
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Pooh-Bah
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i didn't know there was more than one elvish/lotr language.... i did know tolkien was a languages professor and that the language(s) came well before the books.
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Oh the cute wittwe ewok. ha ha
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the kicker of elves
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Nooooooooooooooooo! I'm a wookie, not an ewok! WOOKIE! Look I'll prove it! Yawns.
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Sacrebleu
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*Strolls in and makes a Chewbacca-esque AHHHHW sound*
Apparently the Ewoks language is called Ewokese (my bad) and is loosely based around Tibetan.
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laughter is the way to get through life
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Oh I love chewie too, I want one to sleep in my bed until I want to go there just to keep it warm. But when I am in he can sleep at my feet. bet he would take up half the room my old westie did.
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nut.
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Sorry to hijack the Wookie/Ewok thread, but I'm such a Tolkein geek..
The two languages are the 'High Elven'- Quenya (largely based on Finnish), and the more commonly spoken one, Sindarin (largely based on Welsh)- which is pretty much all that features in the LOTR.
I'll get back in my box.
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*Laurs stands at close proximity as hamamelis gets back in her box, but when she is safely tucked up in the box Laurs sneaks over and tapes it shut ha ha what a little maddam she is.*
I think I will let her out when she has been a good little girl.
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Because um......
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Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
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Lv15 Ranger
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Wait... Hamamelis is actually Solid Snake?!
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