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Login/Join to ParticipateThe super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
We've all heard numerous pickup lines through out our lives. Post all the pickup lines you know right here so we know which ones not to use.;)
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
489 posts
Location: Perth
The best are ones which are totally see through, original and make you laugh.
So, one of my favourites is "Your lips say no, but your shoes say "YES""
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
I can't help but notice the fact that you're extremely attractive.
that actually WORKS!
Here's a list
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
You know what pickup line always works for me?
"do a durbs!"
Teehee.
[Old link]
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
one that never works is," if i could rearange the alphabet, i would put U and I together"
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
There is only one pickup line women need for men.
It's sure-fire and never fails.
"Hi!"
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Owner of burningoftheclavey 
Owned by Lost83spy
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
my chat up line seems to be
'you owe me a drink'
and when asked why i just say
'because i said so'
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Are... are you guys serious?
There's a thread, not four lines down in social chat which has almost the *exact* same premise...
How'd this thing even get posted? You're practically forced to do a search before you post anything these days..
*hipthrust*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Well i did a search for pickup lines and i found nothing of the sort from the search so as far as i am concerned i have ever right to post this thread.
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
You have a right to post it, but I would seriously suggest taking it to this thread from now on as it has been here for longer and has more posts!
The mods will more than likely delete this thread due to it being a bit of a repeat.
The other thread is here:
[Old link]
Hope that helps!
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
i went and looked at the other thread and it is similar but the other is not asking for pickup lines but rather to comment on the most honest pickup line.
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
Could I take a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want for christmas =)
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Peanut - if this thread is for Dishonest pickup lines, then it would be ok to have it...but it blatantly *does* cross over with the other thread (in that this thread covers both honest and dishonest pickup lines).
I suggest that if you want to keep this thread alive you change the title so that it doesn't include the premise of the other thread...
to illustrate;
if there were a thread called '3bt weave variations' and you wanted to make a thread called '3bt weave variations and 5bt weave variations', it would be better to keep the existing 3bt weave variations thread and just make a new '5bt variations' thread. ok?
ie instead of 'pickup line' change it to 'dishonest pickup lines that work' or something.
Josh
PS this is my first post in social chat in a long long time ::shivers::
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Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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this is my first post in social chat in a long long time ::shivers::
*Brushes the dust off of Josh*
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
Written by: Fyre
Could I take a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want for christmas =)
that's beautiful. Why didn't anyone ever say that to me? *sigh*My favourite pick-up lines are (even though nobody ever seriously said them to me either *sigh* There is deifnitely something wrong with the guys who try to chat me up):
- I am psychic and: yes, you want me.
- If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Could I take a photo of you so I can show Santa what i want for Christmas?
There you go, now a guy has said it to you and the sexy pink fluffy ball is in your court
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: Aurinko
- If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
Face off!
I love that film.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I had a friend that would always take a matchbox/toy car to clubs with her. She'd stand next to a cute guy, run the car up and down the bar and say "I'll take you for a ride in my car if you buy me a drink"
Surprisingly enough, it never failed!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Because.
She.
Was.
A.
Girl.
Written by:
There is only one pickup line women need for men.
It's sure-fire and never fails.
"Hi!"
See?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
BZZZT!!! Wrong-o!
Seen many girls (including myself) get rejected over the years. Hi, or any variation doesn't work if the person's not interested!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: clarence_quack
BZZZT!!! Wrong-o!
Seen many girls (including myself) get rejected over the years. Hi, or any variation doesn't work if the person's not interested!!!
or can't hear.
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
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hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
Written by: Fine_Rabid_DogWritten by: Aurinko
- If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
Face off!
I love that film.
yeah. it's definitely a brilliant film. And I just love Nicolas Cage
He's so sexy when he's bad. Good god, I'll go and have a cold shower now. Oh, and thanks Peanut, I already feel much more feminine and adorable
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member
74 posts
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom
A friend of mine had surprisingly few positive responses when he decided his pickup routine for the night would be to approach good looking girls with a handkerchief outheld, asking 'does this smell like chloroform to you?' I wonder why
Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom
To be fair, even if they can't hear what you're saying, I can see why "Here, smell my hanky!" wouldn't seem too appealing...
"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom
Smell my hanky has to be better than smell my fingers.
I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Walk up to the bar within ear shot of yer target and ask the bartender for a rufi-colada and whatever you want. Walk over to said target and hand her the rufi-colada.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
I guess it also depends where to hanky comes out from. you never know where that hanky has been
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
I lost my number, can i have yours? lol this one only seems to work if you catch the person in the middle of something and want to get rid of you quickly
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
non stop uber rocking electro rock party
122 posts
Location: hastings, United Kingdom
my friend told me one last night heehee
do you wear flip flops with socks?
then you say no
wow we have so much in common and i bet you dont wear ponchos with bathing suits either
heehee made me chuckel at least
"im quite depressed, im quite a mess, so beat me up, beat me down, mess me up beyond all recognition"
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I just thought of one, it needs some refining though.
something along the lines of.
"While my arms are nicely tanned my chest isn't, and I really need to spend some more time tanning, but it's so lonely. So do you want to come shirtless sun-baking with me?"
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The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
I've also worked out through many years of research at the bar that a cute puppet is an amazing way to compliment a lady. however some woman find it annoying
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
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