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Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
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"Hey... does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
"Eh.... why?"
"'cos these puppies are sick." *kiss biceps*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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'hey i'm sure i know you, how do i know you?'
(guy is standing there looking well unimpressed)
'no i don't know you, i just wish i knew you'
(guy walks away without a word)
cracked me up big time!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
DeleteBRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
ahem...
I lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Female Staff member 1: Can you pass me a jug?
Female staff member 2: Haven't you already got two?
Me:
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
FRD..... that's *terrible*
It's amazing.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
DeleteI love doing this, and it seems to work most of the time. What you do is you take two beer jugs of water and you walk up to the hottest lady you can find. Then you say,"I bet you can't hold these two jugs without dropping them for a certain period of time, one in either hand and with your arms spread out." If she's a good sport, she'll accept your bet and take the jugs from you. now this is where it gets fun. Once she has the jugs spread out from her gorgeous body, you have a totally free shot at grabbing her boobs, keep in mind that if she drops the jugs before the time is up, she loses the bet. So don't make the time limit too long or you may just scare her off and keep that bet high enough to lure her in. Oh yes, just one more thing you should look out for when you try this. BOYFRIENDS!!
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
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It was find up until then but that's bordering on harrassment
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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"im quite depressed, im quite a mess, so beat me up, beat me down, mess me up beyond all recognition"
DeleteThe existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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"i like lesbians"
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Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
a guy walked up to me and my mates the other weeks and said
"i like lesbians"
What a dickhead...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Deletepuk: yea your right i don't tihnk its very dishonest but still one to avoid
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As for the "Not being able to get rid of him" part, I have no advice for that
Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
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Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
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"Your feet must be really sore because you've been running through my mind all day. Screaming."
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Total posts: 5688
"No"
"Oh...how about a dried apricot?"
"No"
"How about a date?"
9 years and counting with Mrs Durbs
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"Come with me if you vant to live"
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