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Kyle03
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Posted:20th Oct 2007We've all heard numerous pickup lines through out our lives. Post all the pickup lines you know right here so we know which ones not to use.;)

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.

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Kyle03
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Posted:31st Oct 2007Puppets apparently work well in bars, whether it has to br done around the drunk ladies I don't know

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Skatto
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Posted:31st Oct 2007Someone may already have said it... but the one that always makes me laugh is;

"Hey... does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog

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Posted:1st Nov 2007"Do you know the number of any vets?"

"Eh.... why?"

"'cos these puppies are sick." *kiss biceps*

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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SNOOPoi

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Posted:1st Nov 2007my friend once used this one which i thought was cool but failed her totally:

'hey i'm sure i know you, how do i know you?'

(guy is standing there looking well unimpressed)

'no i don't know you, i just wish i knew you'

(guy walks away without a word)

cracked me up big time!

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Kyle03
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Posted:1st Nov 2007Lol! the whole puppies thing fits in with you perfectly, you'll be making puppies soon after that too

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:1st Nov 2007What constitutes a "dishonest" pickup line versus an "honest" pickup line?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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FoxInDocs
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Posted:2nd Nov 2007FRD..... that's *terrible*

ahem...

I lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me?

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Brenn
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Posted:2nd Nov 2007"Your dad must be a baker, 'cos you've got nice buns!" ubblol

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:2nd Nov 2007Not a pickup line, but i'm sure it could be twisted as such

Female Staff member 1: Can you pass me a jug?
Female staff member 2: Haven't you already got two?
Me: ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Posted:3rd Nov 2007 Written by: FoxInDocs

FRD..... that's *terrible*

It's amazing. biggrin

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Kyle03
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Posted:4th Nov 2007Fox, I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with FRD on this one, it was pretty damn good.
I love doing this, and it seems to work most of the time. What you do is you take two beer jugs of water and you walk up to the hottest lady you can find. Then you say,"I bet you can't hold these two jugs without dropping them for a certain period of time, one in either hand and with your arms spread out." If she's a good sport, she'll accept your bet and take the jugs from you. now this is where it gets fun. Once she has the jugs spread out from her gorgeous body, you have a totally free shot at grabbing her boobs, keep in mind that if she drops the jugs before the time is up, she loses the bet. So don't make the time limit too long or you may just scare her off and keep that bet high enough to lure her in. Oh yes, just one more thing you should look out for when you try this. BOYFRIENDS!!

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:4th Nov 2007At grabbing her boobs?

It was find up until then but that's bordering on harrassment eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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scosh
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Posted:4th Nov 2007im gonna have to agree with rouge dragon on this one lets face it do think its wise to cop a feel when shes holding two jugs of water lol

"im quite depressed, im quite a mess, so beat me up, beat me down, mess me up beyond all recognition"

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Posted:4th Nov 2007Peanut: Bonus points for going "Honkah honkah!" you do it. biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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shocked_prawn
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Posted:6th Nov 2007a guy walked up to me and my mates the other weeks and said

"i like lesbians"

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Puk
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Posted:6th Nov 2007I thought this was a dishonest pick up line's thread ?.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Posted:7th Nov 2007 Written by: shocked_prawn

a guy walked up to me and my mates the other weeks and said

"i like lesbians"

What a dickhead... rolleyes

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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shocked_prawn
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Posted:7th Nov 2007yea, but it was very funny, till we couldn't get rid of him...

puk: yea your right i don't tihnk its very dishonest but still one to avoid

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Kyle03
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Posted:7th Nov 2007It's not the guy himself you should worry about because if he likes lesbians, as he said he does then the only thing you have to worry about is your girlfriend(providing you have one)

As for the "Not being able to get rid of him" part, I have no advice for that ubbidea

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Kyle03
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Posted:9th Nov 2007"Sit down, take a load off. Your feet must be really sore because you've been running through my mind all day" footinmouth

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Posted:9th Nov 2007 Written by: xkcd

"Your feet must be really sore because you've been running through my mind all day. Screaming."

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87wt2gxq7

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Posted:10th Nov 2007Get your coat luv, I've got a knife.

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Durbs
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Posted:10th Nov 2007"hi there, i've got a bit of a thing for dried fruit. Would you like a raisin?"
"No"
"Oh...how about a dried apricot?"
"No"
"How about a date?"
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