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Kyle03
SILVER Member since Dec 2006

Kyle03

The super duper uber looper
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 119
Posted:We've all heard numerous pickup lines through out our lives. Post all the pickup lines you know right here so we know which ones not to use.;)

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.

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natasqi


natasqi

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Location: Perth

Total posts: 489
Posted:The best are ones which are totally see through, original and make you laugh.

So, one of my favourites is "Your lips say no, but your shoes say "YES""


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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:I can't help but notice the fact that you're extremely attractive.

that actually WORKS!

Here's a list



Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:You know what pickup line always works for me?

"do a durbs!"

Teehee.

http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/464278


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Kyle03
SILVER Member since Dec 2006

Kyle03

The super duper uber looper
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 119
Posted:one that never works is," if i could rearange the alphabet, i would put U and I together"

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:There is only one pickup line women need for men.

It's sure-fire and never fails.


"Hi!"

ubblol


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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

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Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:my chat up line seems to be

'you owe me a drink'

and when asked why i just say

'because i said so'

ubbrollsmile


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Are... are you guys serious?

There's a thread, not four lines down in social chat which has almost the *exact* same premise...

How'd this thing even get posted? You're practically forced to do a search before you post anything these days..

*hipthrust*


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Kyle03
SILVER Member since Dec 2006

Kyle03

The super duper uber looper
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 119
Posted:Well i did a search for pickup lines and i found nothing of the sort from the search so as far as i am concerned i have ever right to post this thread.

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.

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Medusa
BRONZE Member since Nov 2003

Medusa

veteran
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...

Total posts: 1433
Posted:You have a right to post it, but I would seriously suggest taking it to this thread from now on as it has been here for longer and has more posts!

The mods will more than likely delete this thread due to it being a bit of a repeat.

The other thread is here:

http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/show...5/o/all/fpart/1

Hope that helps!

smile


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Kyle03
SILVER Member since Dec 2006

Kyle03

The super duper uber looper
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 119
Posted:i went and looked at the other thread and it is similar but the other is not asking for pickup lines but rather to comment on the most honest pickup line.

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:Could I take a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want for christmas =)

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Pyrolific
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Total posts: 3289
Posted:Peanut - if this thread is for Dishonest pickup lines, then it would be ok to have it...but it blatantly *does* cross over with the other thread (in that this thread covers both honest and dishonest pickup lines).

I suggest that if you want to keep this thread alive you change the title so that it doesn't include the premise of the other thread...

to illustrate;

if there were a thread called '3bt weave variations' and you wanted to make a thread called '3bt weave variations and 5bt weave variations', it would be better to keep the existing 3bt weave variations thread and just make a new '5bt variations' thread. ok?

ie instead of 'pickup line' change it to 'dishonest pickup lines that work' or something.

Josh

PS this is my first post in social chat in a long long time ::shivers::


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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

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Total posts: 4991
Posted: Written by: Pyrolific

this is my first post in social chat in a long long time ::shivers::




*Brushes the dust off of Josh* wink


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted: Written by: Fyre


Could I take a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want for christmas =)



wow that's beautiful. Why didn't anyone ever say that to me? *sigh*

My favourite pick-up lines are (even though nobody ever seriously said them to me either *sigh* There is deifnitely something wrong with the guys who try to chat me up):

- I am psychic and: yes, you want me.

- If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Kyle03
SILVER Member since Dec 2006

Kyle03

The super duper uber looper
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 119
Posted:Could I take a photo of you so I can show Santa what i want for Christmas?
There you go, now a guy has said it to you and the sexy pink fluffy ball is in your court devil


Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted: Written by: Aurinko


- If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?



Face off!

I love that film. smile


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I had a friend that would always take a matchbox/toy car to clubs with her. She'd stand next to a cute guy, run the car up and down the bar and say "I'll take you for a ride in my car if you buy me a drink"
Surprisingly enough, it never failed!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Because.

She.

Was.

A.

Girl.

 Written by:


There is only one pickup line women need for men.

It's sure-fire and never fails.


"Hi!"



See?


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:BZZZT!!! Wrong-o!
Seen many girls (including myself) get rejected over the years. Hi, or any variation doesn't work if the person's not interested!!!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: clarence_quack


BZZZT!!! Wrong-o!
Seen many girls (including myself) get rejected over the years. Hi, or any variation doesn't work if the person's not interested!!!



or can't hear. tongue


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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted: Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


 Written by: Aurinko


- If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?



Face off!

I love that film. smile



yeah. it's definitely a brilliant film. And I just love Nicolas Cage ubblove He's so sexy when he's bad. Good god, I'll go and have a cold shower now.

Oh, and thanks Peanut, I already feel much more feminine and adorable wink


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thombre
GOLD Member since Oct 2006

member
Location: Nottingham

Total posts: 74
Posted:A friend of mine had surprisingly few positive responses when he decided his pickup routine for the night would be to approach good looking girls with a handkerchief outheld, asking 'does this smell like chloroform to you?' I wonder why smile

Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters

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Invader Xan
SILVER Member since May 2005

Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away

Total posts: 479
Posted:To be fair, even if they can't hear what you're saying, I can see why "Here, smell my hanky!" wouldn't seem too appealing...

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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Curly_Sue
SILVER Member since Nov 2006

Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness

Total posts: 179
Posted:Smell my hanky has to be better than smell my fingers. peace

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Walk up to the bar within ear shot of yer target and ask the bartender for a rufi-colada and whatever you want. Walk over to said target and hand her the rufi-colada. biggrin

O.B.E.S.E.

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Kyle03
SILVER Member since Dec 2006

Kyle03

The super duper uber looper
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 119
Posted:I guess it also depends where to hanky comes out from. you never know where that hanky has been

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.

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Kyle03
SILVER Member since Dec 2006

Kyle03

The super duper uber looper
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 119
Posted:I lost my number, can i have yours? lol this one only seems to work if you catch the person in the middle of something and want to get rid of you quickly

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.

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scosh
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

scosh

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Location: hastings

Total posts: 122
Posted:my friend told me one last night heehee
do you wear flip flops with socks?
then you say no
wow we have so much in common and i bet you dont wear ponchos with bathing suits either

heehee made me chuckel at least


"im quite depressed, im quite a mess, so beat me up, beat me down, mess me up beyond all recognition"

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Deamon_Llama
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 78
Posted:I just thought of one, it needs some refining though.

something along the lines of.

"While my arms are nicely tanned my chest isn't, and I really need to spend some more time tanning, but it's so lonely. So do you want to come shirtless sun-baking with me?"


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Kyle03
SILVER Member since Dec 2006

Kyle03

The super duper uber looper
Location: Auckland

Total posts: 119
Posted:I've also worked out through many years of research at the bar that a cute puppet is an amazing way to compliment a lady. however some woman find it annoying

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.

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