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Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.
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So, one of my favourites is "Your lips say no, but your shoes say "YES""
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that actually WORKS!
Here's a list
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Teehee.
http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/464278
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It's sure-fire and never fails.
"Hi!"
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'you owe me a drink'
and when asked why i just say
'because i said so'
THWACK!!!!
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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
There's a thread, not four lines down in social chat which has almost the *exact* same premise...
How'd this thing even get posted? You're practically forced to do a search before you post anything these days..
*hipthrust*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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The mods will more than likely delete this thread due to it being a bit of a repeat.
The other thread is here:
http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/show...5/o/all/fpart/1
Hope that helps!
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I suggest that if you want to keep this thread alive you change the title so that it doesn't include the premise of the other thread...
to illustrate;
if there were a thread called '3bt weave variations' and you wanted to make a thread called '3bt weave variations and 5bt weave variations', it would be better to keep the existing 3bt weave variations thread and just make a new '5bt variations' thread. ok?
ie instead of 'pickup line' change it to 'dishonest pickup lines that work' or something.
Josh
PS this is my first post in social chat in a long long time ::shivers::
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this is my first post in social chat in a long long time ::shivers::
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Could I take a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want for christmas =)
that's beautiful. Why didn't anyone ever say that to me? *sigh*My favourite pick-up lines are (even though nobody ever seriously said them to me either *sigh* There is deifnitely something wrong with the guys who try to chat me up):
- I am psychic and: yes, you want me.
- If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
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DeleteThere you go, now a guy has said it to you and the sexy pink fluffy ball is in your court
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Delete- If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
Face off!
I love that film.
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Surprisingly enough, it never failed!
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She.
Was.
A.
Girl.
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There is only one pickup line women need for men.
It's sure-fire and never fails.
"Hi!"
See?
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Seen many girls (including myself) get rejected over the years. Hi, or any variation doesn't work if the person's not interested!!!
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BZZZT!!! Wrong-o!
Seen many girls (including myself) get rejected over the years. Hi, or any variation doesn't work if the person's not interested!!!
or can't hear.
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- If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
Face off!
I love that film.
yeah. it's definitely a brilliant film. And I just love Nicolas Cage
He's so sexy when he's bad. Good god, I'll go and have a cold shower now. Oh, and thanks Peanut, I already feel much more feminine and adorable
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do you wear flip flops with socks?
then you say no
wow we have so much in common and i bet you dont wear ponchos with bathing suits either
heehee made me chuckel at least
"im quite depressed, im quite a mess, so beat me up, beat me down, mess me up beyond all recognition"
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something along the lines of.
"While my arms are nicely tanned my chest isn't, and I really need to spend some more time tanning, but it's so lonely. So do you want to come shirtless sun-baking with me?"
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