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Kyle03SILVER Member
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
We've all heard numerous pickup lines through out our lives. Post all the pickup lines you know right here so we know which ones not to use.;)

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.


Kyle03SILVER Member
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Puppets apparently work well in bars, whether it has to br done around the drunk ladies I don't know

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Someone may already have said it... but the one that always makes me laugh is;

"Hey... does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"

Skatto

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Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
"Do you know the number of any vets?"

"Eh.... why?"

"'cos these puppies are sick." *kiss biceps*

biggrin

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SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
my friend once used this one which i thought was cool but failed her totally:

'hey i'm sure i know you, how do i know you?'

(guy is standing there looking well unimpressed)

'no i don't know you, i just wish i knew you'

(guy walks away without a word)

cracked me up big time!

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


Kyle03SILVER Member
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Lol! the whole puppies thing fits in with you perfectly, you'll be making puppies soon after that too

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
What constitutes a "dishonest" pickup line versus an "honest" pickup line?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
FRD..... that's *terrible*



ahem...

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
"Your dad must be a baker, 'cos you've got nice buns!" ubblol biggrin

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Not a pickup line, but i'm sure it could be twisted as such

Female Staff member 1: Can you pass me a jug?
Female staff member 2: Haven't you already got two?
Me: ubblol ubblol ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
 Written by: FoxInDocs


FRD..... that's *terrible*




It's amazing. biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Kyle03SILVER Member
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Fox, I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with FRD on this one, it was pretty damn good.
I love doing this, and it seems to work most of the time. What you do is you take two beer jugs of water and you walk up to the hottest lady you can find. Then you say,"I bet you can't hold these two jugs without dropping them for a certain period of time, one in either hand and with your arms spread out." If she's a good sport, she'll accept your bet and take the jugs from you. now this is where it gets fun. Once she has the jugs spread out from her gorgeous body, you have a totally free shot at grabbing her boobs, keep in mind that if she drops the jugs before the time is up, she loses the bet. So don't make the time limit too long or you may just scare her off and keep that bet high enough to lure her in. Oh yes, just one more thing you should look out for when you try this. BOYFRIENDS!!

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
At grabbing her boobs?

It was find up until then but that's bordering on harrassment eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


scoshBRONZE Member
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122 posts
Location: hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
im gonna have to agree with rouge dragon on this one lets face it do think its wise to cop a feel when shes holding two jugs of water lol

"im quite depressed, im quite a mess, so beat me up, beat me down, mess me up beyond all recognition"


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
Peanut: Bonus points for going "Honkah honkah!" you do it. biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
a guy walked up to me and my mates the other weeks and said

"i like lesbians"

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PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
I thought this was a dishonest pick up line's thread ?.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
 Written by: shocked_prawn


a guy walked up to me and my mates the other weeks and said

"i like lesbians"



What a dickhead... rolleyes

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
yea, but it was very funny, till we couldn't get rid of him...

puk: yea your right i don't tihnk its very dishonest but still one to avoid

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Kyle03SILVER Member
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
It's not the guy himself you should worry about because if he likes lesbians, as he said he does then the only thing you have to worry about is your girlfriend(providing you have one)

As for the "Not being able to get rid of him" part, I have no advice for that ubbidea

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.


Kyle03SILVER Member
The super duper uber looper
119 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
"Sit down, take a load off. Your feet must be really sore because you've been running through my mind all day" footinmouth

Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
"hi there, i've got a bit of a thing for dried fruit. Would you like a raisin?"
"No"
"Oh...how about a dried apricot?"
"No"
"How about a date?"
wink

9 years and counting with Mrs Durbs ubblol

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Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


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