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FireTom
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Posted:This just made me smile:

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NEW YORK - Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.

After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," she took questions from audience members.

She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."

"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down."

Dumbledore's love, she observed, was his "great tragedy."

"Oh, my god," Rowling concluded with a laugh, "the fan fiction."



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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
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Posted:I've always been told that Charlie Weasley was gay. Otherwise I'd have him - leather jacket, long hair, plays with dragons... mine biggrin

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Gnor
Gnor

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Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:Didnt he marry one of the French girls?

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: hamamelis



Yeah, so big, mad and hairy does it for me.. got a problem with that??? biggrin






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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

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Posted: Written by: Doc Lightning



Wait! ubbidea I take Wood and Cedric and you ladies get Brenn!



Excuse me. Who said that I was sharing? You have to give the other girls either Oliver or Cedric. There is not choice in the matter wink


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Posted: Written by: clarence_quack


Excuse me. Who said that I was sharing?



*Pulls out an impossibly large double-barreled Nutella railgun and powers it up, making an ominous rising whine as all sorts of lights blink red and then turn green on the gun's casing. Aims this device squarely at Clarence's nipples*

I did. And I suggest you learn to play nice. devil


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

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Posted:*is drenched in nutella, particularly in the nipple region*

Nup. No dice. I play very nice. I'm just not particularly good at sharing. And neither are you it seems.

How about you get Oliver, Malfoy and Neville; while the girls get Cedric, Seamus and Krum?


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I hear JK Rowling is a lesbian anyway (some anally retentive moron had the time to scour the books on her bookshelf in her publicity photo on the cover of the last book and found a typically lesbionic book on there)

*Note - not true, she is married with children*



Though seriously, there wasn't any need to reveal this factoid AFTER all the books were published. It might've been liberating and ground-breaking if it was revealed in a way that was RELEVANT to the story or just an honest character moment. But it wasn't... So I'm pretty cynical about the move itself. (It'll give Michael Gambon food for thought in his future portrayals of Dumbledore in the remaining films!)



 Written by: Doc Lightning



I take Wood



rolleyes



Clarence with Chocolate nipples... biggrin biggrin biggrin



*gets the bread*


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

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Posted:Chocolate nipples sandwich? Ew.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

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Total posts: 4525
Posted:I'm a Ron Weasley girl. God, he's gorgeous. ubblove

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted: Written by: Doc Lightning


*Pulls out an impossibly large double-barreled Nutella railgun and powers it up, making an ominous rising whine as all sorts of lights blink red and then turn green on the gun's casing. Aims this device squarely at Clarence's nipples*




I didn't have you penned down as a nerd.

Interesting.

biggrin


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FireTom
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Posted:*asks where is space left for the creamcheese and/ or alternatively for the banana(slices)* rolleyes

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
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Posted:Oh I am gutted I just read this thread and told everyone I work with only to be slagged off for being the last one to know about it. duh peace lolsign

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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Aurinko
Aurinko

hello!
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Total posts: 1034
Posted: Written by: Doc Lightning


Harry's mine, too.




wrong, he's mine. But I'd be willing to share.
The whole problem is, that DR played in this "Equus"-thing and after seeing photos from his "performance", it is so hard to concentrate on the movie. Throughout the whole film, I was just imaginig him naked and wondering when he would finally take his clothes off. He never did. Disappointing.


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Aurinko
Aurinko

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Posted: Written by: Birgit


I've always been told that Charlie Weasley was gay. Otherwise I'd have him - leather jacket, long hair, plays with dragons... mine biggrin



rolleyes Oh, Birgit, could we maybe share him? He always was my favourite one ... in the books ... apart from Sirius Black, of course.
Oh yes, and I want Sirius. Mine. All mine. *yummy*


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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

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Posted: Written by: Birgit


I've always been told that Charlie Weasley was gay. Otherwise I'd have him - leather jacket, long hair, plays with dragons... mine biggrin



Hay Birgit. so weasley plays with dragons, never thought about him like that before.

She shyly removes her head from the forum in shame


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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Aurinko
Aurinko

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Posted:yeah, Charlie does. Even though I ain't sure about the long-hair thing. I know that Bill Weasley was supposed to be a bit rock-star-like (he's also the one who marries that French girl), but I guess it would also fit Charlie. Anyhow, all fictional characters, so one can mash them together as one wants.

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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
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Posted:Eh french girl this is terrible I have only seen the first one with the dementors and they scared the bejesus out of me. I think I need a good catch uo session. bounce

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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Doc Lightning
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Posted: Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


I didn't have you penned down as a nerd.

Interesting.

biggrin



I have a Masters Degree in Molecular Biology from Stanford University.

I read pharmacology texts for fun. I once had the entire genetic code memorized during a time in my life in which I used it a lot. (UUU=phe=F=phenylalanine, etc.). I have cloned genes into organisms where they never were, like putting a yeast gene into E. coli. I can identify a class of antibiotic just by looking at its molecular structure.

Oh, and I can tell you what kind of airliner just flew over without looking up.

A computer is a black box to me and I hate math like the devil. That may be true. But all told, I'm pretty damned nerdy.

And damned proud of it! biggrin


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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pricklyleaf
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Posted:*Runs in and takes Harry and Wood whilst nobody is looking.*


Mwa ha ha ha! They're mine, all mine!


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dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Posted:*Notes that pricklyleaf, unfortunately, was caught in my Nutella booby-trap and is now mired in knee-deep cold Nutella.*

*plucks Wood and Harry back*

Such a shame. *Drags the two boys back to my lair*


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Phai
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Posted:No one for Remus yet? Geez, and you called yourselves a motley assortment of fans spank

Oh well, more for me biggrin

(Please not David Thewlis though... why did they never cast David Wenham?? Wenhaaaaam!!)


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hamamelis
hamamelis

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Posted:I'll go for Remus..

Mad and hairy.. see??


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If that's okay with you?

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mparker
mparker

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Location: Houston, Texas
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Total posts: 71
Posted:Well, since nobody's laid a claim yet I'm snagging Snape...Rickmany goodness. What a voice!

I thought the new insight on Dumbledore made a couple of things explained a lot about why everything happened with Grindelwald, actually.


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Birgit
Birgit

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Posted:Aurinko, how about we both share Charlie and Sirius? biggrin

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Aurinko
Aurinko

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Posted:sure, no problem. I don't have enough time to keep them busy all week anyhow. Except if they volunteer to do the cleaning and cooking ... I've got the feeling we've already had this discussion somewhere in another thread ...

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
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Posted:I don't think they'd have to do much cooking and cleaning, after all, all they'd have to do is wave their wand...

*lowers head in shame at unintended bad innuendo*


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_khan_
_khan_

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Posted:No need to hang your head, Birgit. Bad innuendos are the best innuendos! Speaking of, I'm a fan of Wood myself...

ubbangel


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