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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bear1970
SILVER Member since May 2009

Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom

Total posts: 233
Posted:Your coffee machine has all the components it needs, but produces the most awful tasting coffee in the world, ever! (sound like a coffee machine you already know? lol)

I wish I had more money! tongue2


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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HawkfeatherJY


HawkfeatherJY

Nothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United ...

Total posts: 156
Posted:More money arives in a package but it is Chinese Money!

I wish For More POI!!!


Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~

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Bear1970
SILVER Member since May 2009

Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom

Total posts: 233
Posted:my bad missing a post!! sorry!!

Poi suddenly start raining from nowhere until the room you're in is full to bursting and you can't move from under the deluge! wink





I wish I could figure out the backwards 3 beat weave!! lol


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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HawkfeatherJY


HawkfeatherJY

Nothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United ...

Total posts: 156
Posted:WOO HOO!! Drounding in Poi, I twist your wish!

You figgure out the Backwards 3 beat weave, But every time you attempt the manuver some Weird clown hops out of the bushes & runs off with your Poi!

I wish I could meet Nick Woolsy!


Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~

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Bear1970
SILVER Member since May 2009

Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom

Total posts: 233
Posted:Damned clowns frown

You meet Mr Woolsy but straight after you suffer a blow to the head from a random LED poi and suffer from amnesia and forget you are and who he is!

I wish I could fly! wink


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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HawkfeatherJY


HawkfeatherJY

Nothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United ...

Total posts: 156
Posted:Ah fabulusy done! lol

You Fly off the ground so quickly you run in to a passing jet! OUCHY!!

I wish I could Drive.


Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~

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Bear1970
SILVER Member since May 2009

Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom

Total posts: 233
Posted:You quickly learn to drive all manner of machinery but soon after the goblal energy crisis reaches critical mass and your new found freedom to travel is crushed by having no transport but your own two feet and a rickety bicycle available to you smile

I wish most of my friends lived closer!! grin


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Sir Nuggit II


Sir Nuggit II

The sequel
Location: South London

Total posts: 26
Posted:All your friends move closer to you, but then your landlord sells up and you have to move to the Moon.

I wish people playing CoD4 on XBox Live would learn to use teamwork to complete an objective!


Pull out my pin, throw me in to a room and see what happens!

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Many people playing CoD4 on Xbox live begin using teamwork to complete an objective... by the time this occurs however, your thumbs have locked up to the degree that you can no longer play.

Bear! You missed burningoftheclaveys wish!!

I wish it was easier to help those I love be happy...


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Sir Nuggit II


Sir Nuggit II

The sequel
Location: South London

Total posts: 26
Posted:You learn how to make those you love, happy but in return, suffer an eternity of sadness!

I wish the guy sitting opposite me would stop asking bone questions about formatting in Excel!


Pull out my pin, throw me in to a room and see what happens!

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Bear1970
SILVER Member since May 2009

Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom

Total posts: 233
Posted:He stops but starts asking questions about exel-lent boning insteand and you start to feel queasy!

I wish I could time travel


And sorry I missed a wish earlier!! I am berating myself most forcefully!


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Sir Nuggit II


Sir Nuggit II

The sequel
Location: South London

Total posts: 26
Posted:You build a time machine but when you press the "GO" button, you realise you left the remote control on the desk. You step out to grab it only to have the left half of your body zip off to the stone ages!

I wish it was hometime...oh wait, that one came true smile


Pull out my pin, throw me in to a room and see what happens!

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:You can time travel... but it takes three days to travel... well... three days... and you can only go forward in time.. not back.

I wish I could live in a gigantic golden castle with waterslides running from the highest tower into a pristine lake.

No need to berate yourself, bear, I just thought it was funny with a whole half hour gap... do you open lots of tabs and then get to them while you do other stuff? thats what I do, as well. ^_^

I'll grant claveys wish as well... Its coming into summer again! Yipee!!! Sadly... you're on the wrong side of the world and so you're just entering winter... enjoy!


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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Hah! You beat me to it, nuggit! Your home time arrives, but you arrive home to find your house inundated with custard, upon opening the door you find yourself swimming in yellow.

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Bear1970
SILVER Member since May 2009

Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom

Total posts: 233
Posted:MNS - you get to live in your castle but you are confined to the dungeon and can't partake of the fun stuff!!

I wish..... stuff!! wink


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Xiuhtecuhtli
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

Xiuhtecuhtli

Everlearner
Location: Guanajuato, Mxico

Total posts: 79
Posted:You get ALL THE STUFF there can posibly be, but it doesnt match with the living room couch, nor with the kitchen's wallpaper!!!

I wish i knew what i shall dedicate the rest of my life doing.


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:You know. But you're going to do something horrible for the rest of your life.

I wish for more excuses to wear my pretty frocks.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Xiuhtecuhtli
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

Xiuhtecuhtli

Everlearner
Location: Guanajuato, Mxico

Total posts: 79
Posted:You start getting invited to lots of nice places where you can wear your pretty frocks, but once you're there, everyone is wearing exactly the same thing as you are!

I wish I had long, clean, pretty dreadlocks.


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JayKitty
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 534
Posted:They quickly become home to brain sucking parasites and you end up dorwning in a puddle of your own drool.

I wish I had more time to play.


Don't mind me, just passing through.

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Sir Nuggit II


Sir Nuggit II

The sequel
Location: South London

Total posts: 26
Posted:You have more time to play, but nothing to play with.

I wish I was going out dancing tonight.


Pull out my pin, throw me in to a room and see what happens!

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JayKitty
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 534
Posted:Its not fair! There was time now.... its... its not fair. Twilight zone? anyone... anyone?

Right, You go out dancing, you find someone cute to dance with, someone spills their drink all over you, someone else keeps stepping on your toes, and your date met her ex at the club and they decided to get back together and he gets angry that you were dancing with his girl and you lose the fight horribly.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.


Don't mind me, just passing through.

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Sir Nuggit II


Sir Nuggit II

The sequel
Location: South London

Total posts: 26
Posted:Have you been out drinking with me before then JK? Sound like an average Friday night smile

You suddenly wake up to find......"there's........ something, something on the wing" lol. No seriously, you wake up and notice how grey and dull the world is and wish you were back in the land of nod.

I wish The Church (the clubm not the place of worship) on Sunday is as awesome as it always is!


Pull out my pin, throw me in to a room and see what happens!

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Bear1970
SILVER Member since May 2009

Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom

Total posts: 233
Posted:The Church IS as awesome as you remember but because of a ticket mix up you're left outside trying to peek in through the blacked out windows!

I wish it were payday already!


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Sir Nuggit II


Sir Nuggit II

The sequel
Location: South London

Total posts: 26
Posted:You dare!!!

It was payday, but due to unforeseen circumstances with a previous housemate, it's all spent already (damn him, damn him to hell lol).

I wish the person I'm on hold for on the phone would hurry up and answer!!


Pull out my pin, throw me in to a room and see what happens!

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Bear1970
SILVER Member since May 2009

Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom

Total posts: 233
Posted:They answer but can only speak in Swahili so you have to hang up and try again and are on hold again for hours!

I wish my now ex housemate would have a fit of conscience and pay me back the money he owes!! tongue2


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Sir Nuggit II


Sir Nuggit II

The sequel
Location: South London

Total posts: 26
Posted:Wow - that's uncanny (close, it was Mexican!!)

Your old housemate pays you back the money he owes you but then becomes homeless himself....he turns to crime to fund his crack habbit and burgles your neighbour. Your neighbour then in turn sets fire to your garden because he thinks your old housemate is still there, which annoys your landlord so he kicks you out.

I wish every day was a Friday!


Pull out my pin, throw me in to a room and see what happens!

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Bear1970
SILVER Member since May 2009

Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom

Total posts: 233
Posted:Every day IS now Friday but because of that, there is no weekend to follow and it becomes a dull monotonous existence, one without even a Groundhog Day feel to it!

I wish I knew what to wish for!


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Sir Nuggit II


Sir Nuggit II

The sequel
Location: South London

Total posts: 26
Posted:Your wish came true and you wished for everything....so you got it and now have webbed feet and smell armpits!

I wish my company would match the funds raised for a charity event to the original charity (Help For Heroes) instead of giving it to NSPCC (as noble a cause as it is).


Pull out my pin, throw me in to a room and see what happens!

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Bear1970
SILVER Member since May 2009

Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom

Total posts: 233
Posted:They do, but as a consequence they can no longer afford to pay you and you are made redundant!

I wish my car was fixed! frown


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:it was before you broke it

i wish i had my bike


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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