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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Lina13
Lina13

PhantomShadow
Location: In Your Shadow
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2011
Total posts: 6
Posted:i meant the planet pluto but anyway. You get ur orange woodlice but they decide they have had enough of eating wood so they turn on you

I wish mitchell was my boyfriend

EDITED_BY: Lina13 (1300343159)


It's only awkward if you make it awkard

10% of car theives are left handed
All Polar Bears are left handed
There is a 10% chance that your car was stolen by a polar bear

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:ah, but you were unclear on which Pluto tongue2 And everyone knows Pluto's a dog, not a planet... glorified asteroid... thing

Mitchell becomes your boyfriend, but then after an unfortunate Scrubs marathon, you realise that you really want Turk. You end up being dismembered by a Latina nurse.

I really wish this week were going better


Just a dancer in the dark

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Honniegal
Honniegal

stranger
Location: NNJ, USA
Member Since: 13th Mar 2011
Total posts: 13
Posted:The week is going better, just not for you. Your neighbor just won the mega jackpot and has plans to put in an indoor water-slide and 24-hour Starbucks in the new McMansion he is building next door. Oh, and he hates you and finally lets you know.

I wish my debt would go away.


When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:The world experiences complete and utter financial collapse, making all monetary debts null and void

I wish I had a sufficiently long lever, and a place to stand

(also, mwahaha, the last granted wish has gone on, utterly uncorrupted!!)


Just a dancer in the dark

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Lina13
Lina13

PhantomShadow
Location: In Your Shadow
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2011
Total posts: 6
Posted:omg i love scrubs.
You get ur long lever but its so long that u cant touch the ground to stand up

I wish my skeleton was on the outside like an exoskeleton


It's only awkward if you make it awkard

10% of car theives are left handed
All Polar Bears are left handed
There is a 10% chance that your car was stolen by a polar bear

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Honniegal
Honniegal

stranger
Location: NNJ, USA
Member Since: 13th Mar 2011
Total posts: 13
Posted:Thank YOU Seaspray! Finally we can trade in puca shells and Nutella!

Poof! You have an exoskeleton, but you now look like a turtle. This gives a whole new meaning to "apple shape" and shopping for clothes is hell.

I wish I had nice warm glass of Shut the Hell Up.


When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you get a nice warm glass but your mouth disappears so you forever have to Shut the Hell Up (no offence)


i wish i hadn't had to google Shut the Hell Up just in case it was something real in America ( well you just never know !!!!)


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Your wish is granted and you googled boobs and the nyou encounter the worst porn on the net which causes you some gender confusion that will take $100000's in psyciatric bills to fix.

I wish for a good job to fall in my lap.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:the job of high executioner falls in your lap , along with the hood and the huge axe which cuts your legs off and you bleed to death


i wish there was nobody around every time i need to pee whilst outside


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:the apocalypse happens but somehow you slept thru it and now there is nobody around at all, ever.

I wish for a brandy glass of brown M&M's.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you get your brandy glass of brown M&M's but you become allergic to the brown colouring and die of anaphylaxic shock



i wish i had a huge box of cockroaches


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Honniegal
Honniegal

stranger
Location: NNJ, USA
Member Since: 13th Mar 2011
Total posts: 13
Posted:Here you are! They are all dead and upon seeing them you become an Insectivore and munch away -- ew, you have an antenna in your teeth.

I wish the US dollar was worth the paper it is printed on.


When people ask me how many tattoos I have, I usually say 1, but I have to measure in square meters.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:the us dollar is now printed on toilet paper


i wish children were ready to leave home after 8 weeks like puppies are


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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ShipWrecked
stranger
Location: Montreal
Member Since: 16th Apr 2011
Total posts: 4
Posted:Here it goes 8 weeks and gone but ne has 10 years of longevity!!!

I wish that all my wishes come thue!!!

___________________________
-Does it make sens????

-does what make sens!!!

-ho! you're here, sorry.


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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:All your wishes come true, but then you don't know what to wish for anymore because you have no more wishes, your life loses purpose and you go on a pilgrimage of self-understanding to gain the power to wish without having it come true again, leaving all of your wishes behind.

I wish that my performance on May 4th is flawless and goes well.


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:Your performance does not merely go well, it has never seen the like before or will again. However due to a misreading by the genii, there is no floor.

People later may agree this only added to the awesome. tongue2

I wish I could resist the urge to quote 80s Henson movies...


Just a dancer in the dark

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you get the ability to resist quoting 80s henson films , but now quote 80s/90s glam rock lyrics instead (every rose has its thorn)



i wish i had an endless amount of time to ride my bicycle


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Honii
Honii

Life's Student
Location: Mesa, AZ
Member Since: 7th Apr 2011
Total posts: 28
Posted:You get the ability to ride for an endless amount of time on your bicycle, but you now have constant charlie horses and can't get off the bike.

I wish I had a fridge that could make any food i wanted for free. Cuz that sounds awesome grin


Just keep swinging, just keep swinging...

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you get a fridge that makes any food you want for free , but it will only run on human souls and you can't bring yourself to kill anyone



i wish i could just think things to happen and they would


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:you get this ability, but unfortunately the first thing to occur to you is what would happen if you lost it.

I wish I were a Gallifreyan


Just a dancer in the dark

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you change into a Gallifreyan but you get stuck in a time loop that takes you back to the exact time that you wrote i wish i were a Gallifreyan then i have to corrupt your wish again and again


i wish the fly in my room would sit still long enough for me to kill it


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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thirteen
thirteen

The Death Card
Location: Minneapolis, MN USA
Member Since: 1st Mar 2011
Total posts: 195
Posted:you kill the fly but it turns out it was a magic fly that would have granted you three wishes.

I wish I could spend the rest of my life traveling the world


The dawn has come
And the wine will run
And the song must be sung
And the flowers are melting
In the sun

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:You get trapped for eternity in the 'it's a small world after all' ride.

I wish I'd learn not to wish for things


Just a dancer in the dark

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you learn not to wish for things but your will power is weak and so you choose to forget it and wish away like crazy


i wish people would just chill out and let others get on with their lives


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Dkota24
stranger
Location: virginia.
Member Since: 23rd Jan 2011
Total posts: 2
Posted:your wish comes true and the person you hate most in the world gets their happy ending.

i wish my english project weas done -__-


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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:Your English project is done .... but because you're American it is all spelt wrong and you have used the wrong words to describe things so you fail (eg chips , colour ) laugh3


i wish i had an endless supply of ginger beer


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:you get an endless supply of ginger beer. It drowns the world. You monster!

I wish I had a magical dinner creating device


Just a dancer in the dark

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PeterPan27
stranger
Location: Valdosta, GA
Member Since: 1st Feb 2011
Total posts: 6
Posted:Your magical dinner creating device malfunctions and only makes breakfast.

I wish that someday humans will figure out a way to live in space and we can have a music festival on the moon


By the light of the moon

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:it occurs, however due to the acoustics of zero air you cant hear it.



i wish cat CAN haz cheezburger.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Dkota24
stranger
Location: virginia.
Member Since: 23rd Jan 2011
Total posts: 2
Posted:cat has cheezburger, however it's lactose intolerant and dies.

i wish i had mind control


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