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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It's magic, all right. It's also man-eating.

I wish I wasn't so fat right now.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
Your really skinny! Unfortunately fat people have enslaved all the skinny people.

I wish i had some ice cream.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


fanged_angelBRONZE Member
poiromaniac
162 posts
Location: liverpool, uk


Posted:
you get ice cream, so much of it when you eat it you put on 12 stone and start to enslave skinny people, but then the skinny people revolt and userp the fat people and you end out enslaved.

i wish my biology coursework was magically finished and i got a grade A for it

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You did.

And failed math.

I wish there was world peace.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


feebmember
72 posts
Location: Salisbury


Posted:
the world is peaceful, but only for the robots.

i wish i could bloody sleep!!

pyromania pixie power!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
your attacked by an axe weilding psyco. Due to massive blood loss you feel very tired and fall asleep in a pool of your own blood. Shame that you probably won't wake up from this sleep.


I wish for feeb to wake up.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
feeb wakes up and finds out that all you alians here have taken over her brain to


I wish you would give feeb her brain back and mine

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Feeb gets both brains and her skull explodes with the pressure after a brief and unpleasant period of split personality ans some very confused memories.

I wish my back didn't hurt on juggle jam night.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Your back feels fine on juggle jam night.

It feels like $#!& at all other times.



I wish that I had remembered to make a wish. (then I wouldn't have had to edit this post)
EDITED_BY: DarkFyre (1209379331)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you remember and dont have to edit that post, but you make me forget to make a wish.

I wish Blackrose can get a new brain.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
She gets yours

I wish I had the power to change peoples shoes with my mind

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You can, but you cant change them seperatly, when you change someone's shoes with your mind you change EVERYONES. Suddenly, stilleto thigh highs becomes really popular.


I wish i could jump higher then an elephant

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. And land straddle-wise smack on said elephant's back. Ouch.

I wish it was tomorrow at 2:30 PM.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
It is but your constant time changes finally weaken time and space enogh that it begins to crack.....nothing happens yet but be careful man......and you forgot why you wanted it to be 230





I wish that i meet Doc at BM
EDITED_BY: Poje (1209442697)

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You meet Doc at BM but you make yourself look like a nong and get relly embarased.

I wish for a bottle of High Proof Liquor

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You get a bottle of rust ease instead.

I wish I didnt have to work today.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Even if you wanted to, you couldn't work today, seeing as the police have a few more questions to ask about a recent spate of soul-glomping, and won't let you out.


I wish I could find a cheap house, in a good area, not filled with psychos, with a room to let.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You did. It is filled with rats and roaches instead of psychos.

I wish I was making love to you!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you begin to romantically sweep this ewe off her feet.


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I wish for some ravioli-os

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
You have some ravioli, only the inside is dirt.

I wish that ice cream from earlier didn't make me fat.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You find diet ice-cream, and we all know how good THAT tastes.

I wish I still had cake frown

Kupo!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You still have cake and lots of it but it's that special cake that your stoner mate makes and there is a cop knocking on your door.

I wish I had some of that stoner cake.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You are just biting into the stoner cake when the rest of the cops come over the back fence with lots of guns and their dogs, camp out in your room for the evening and give you nightmares for the rest of the week.

I wish they had gone to the empty house next door.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
They did but realised their mistake with enough time to catch you.

I wish for a pet lizzard called Fluffy.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
He's the world's largest alligator. And the wish-granters forgot to give you a place to keep him outside of your living room.

I think he's hungry.

I wish I could sleep in today.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You could! But you shouldn't... But you do.

As you idly stroll into work 24 hours late, you are informed that your insolence is not to be tolerated any more. You are to be placed on stationery watch guarding pencil sharpeners until you learn your lesson. which is never.

I wish I could find my pencil sharpener

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
You find your pencil sharpener! Now where did you set that pesky broken pencil...

I wish i go go back in time a month and patch things up with my recently x-gf.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. And she's been taking lessons from Lorena Bobbitt.
(And why are the hot ones ALWAYS straight???)

I wish the hot ones were always gay.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
The hot ones are gay. And jerks.

I wish I was more original.

Kupo!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by :jarle


The hot ones are gay. And jerks.


Ain't that the truth! ubblol

 Written by

I wish I was more original.



You are. What with the purple skin, the stench of green elderberries, the weeping sores where your nipples should be, and the extra head, nobody's ever seen anything like you!

I wish the Chinese food I ordered would get here.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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