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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Did you know elephants can't jump?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get a non jumping elephant, which sky dives and lands right on top of you.

i wish i had a sky diving dolphin.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You get a sky diving dolphin but he won't stop yodelling, and refuses to sky dive.

I wish yodelling came naturally to all creatures great and small

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Yodelling comes so naturally to creatures great and small that the combined cacophony drives you out of your tiny mind and your head explodes when you are surrounded by a horde of yodelling mosquitos.

I wish a masseuse would walk in the front door and offer me a shoulder rub

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
they do, but its a Yodelling mosquito masseuse and you come up in bites.

i wish i had a handle.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You do have a handle but it's the handle to a cauldron of evil flaming snake spirits and you are caught in an infinite realm of terror.

I wish the sun would come out all pretty on the weekend

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Kitsune34SILVER Member
newbie
51 posts
Location: Orlando, FL, USA


Posted:
The sun does come out but it burns everything!!

I wish I could hang-glide right now.

"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You hang-glide right now, but you're inside, so it doesn't last very long..

I wish I had a minature giraffe. About 50cm high.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get your little giraffe but soon realize it's one of those sponges that gets bigger when it gets wet, it grows by more then 300% and gets gross wet slime stuff all over you.



I wish we could trade Marion for Shaq.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Kitsune34SILVER Member
newbie
51 posts
Location: Orlando, FL, USA


Posted:
The trade occurs, but causes a basketball to explode in Shaq's hand, killing him.

I wish it was 5.

"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
It is 5........Seconds away from the END OF THE UNIVERSE AAAAAAAGHHHHHH PANIC!!!!!!


I wish i knew all the laws of thermo dynamics

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
everybody now knows the laws of thermodynamics but completly forget eveything else about science.

I wish for a hemp like plant to be growing in my back yard

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
It appears, the police are not amused.
Your protest to the court that 'some weird girl in england made it growover the internet, honest!' convinces no-one, and you get a nice little padded cell of your very own to relax in for years.

I wish... my life was so amazingly fantasticly wonderful I didn't need to wish for anything.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Your life is so amazingly fantastically wonderful that you don;t need to wish for anything and you get so bored from lack of aspiration that you fall asleep and don;t wake up and miss all the good stuff.

I wish my liver would behave

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
it behaves but your ribcage revokes.

i wish i had another omelette

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
It behaves, but your other bodily organs rebel and start bullying it for being such a push-over. before you know it your heart's taking drugs, your lungs are using foul language, and your spleen is working alongside your kidneys into making your liver feel emotionally insecure.

I wish I could complete all these essays.

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you compleate all of you essays one week after the final due date.

I wish that Skatto had answered FTAGs wish

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
*I liked Skatto's answer to my wish it made me laugh*

Skatto answered FTAG's question but in a inscrutable Zen like sideways manner caused by the ingestion of yet another cosmic omelette.
I wish my favorite reggae show was still on Sunday nights.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It is on sturday nights but you have to go to work due to a change in shift pattens and your VCR is broken

I wish I had plenty of exspendable income.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You have plenty of expendable income (as in you have it left after tax) but it's expendable (as in not necessary) cos what you really need is lurve, baby.

I wish my uni assignments completed themselves perfectly and on time.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
compleated, perfectly, on time and the dog actually did eat it.

I wish that I had used the "my dog ate my homework" exscuse when I was in school.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You used it. Unfortunatly your teacher find out that you don't have a dog and puts you in the chokey for lieing to her.


I wish i had a chokey.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You ahve a chokey but it's a literal minded sort of beast and chokes you to death after which homework is the least of your worries.

I wish there were fairies in the bottom of my garden

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


fanged_angelBRONZE Member
poiromaniac
162 posts
Location: liverpool, uk


Posted:
a random passer by walks past your house, sees a group of fairies, gives 3 of them to medical science and sells the rest for a bazillion dollars to an angry norwiegan guy called erik who expliots them visciously eventually they all die and are wiped out and it wouldnt have happened if you would have discovered the fairies first (too bad there isnt any more so you could wish them back again)

i wish i had a respectable job

imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
You become a Pole Dancer...Because the times...they are a changing : )

I wish i didnt have to get ANOTHER filling in my tooth....*Grumbles...Stupid teeth.

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


fanged_angelBRONZE Member
poiromaniac
162 posts
Location: liverpool, uk


Posted:
you dont, all your teeth fall out leaving you with a nice pink set of gums (they do bring out your eyes tho biggrin)

i wish i get good grades for my a levels on thursday

fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get them, really good ones, but you are over qualified for the job you want and end up doing a really boring job that doesn't pay well but needs good grades to get.

i wish it was all really cool.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
It is all really cool. It's frigging freezing in fact and no one can do anything creative or interesting cos they are too busy burning the last twigs of the last trees in the whole universe to ward off the imminent doom of a new ice age.

I wish my boss was away forever

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
He is and the company goes under and you l;ose your job

I wish for peace and happiness

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
You end up getting a piece of a Penis instead...Yuck

I wish for tighter dreadlocks

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


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