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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
You get it from where you're keeping it and find someone has stolen it's seat
(true story)

I wish I had a glow staff from flowtoys

Just a dancer in the dark


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one...but it turns out to be a light saber and you cut off your arm...

i wish it was talk like a penguin day

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
everyone wears tuxedos and speak like nuns.

I wish I had my arm back...

Just a dancer in the dark


NightheronsGOLD Member
stranger
9 posts
Location: England (UK)


Posted:
You get your arm back and you are happy. But are you really? Stark existential questioning haunts you all the way to your premature grave.

I wish all giraffes were named George - then you'd never be unsure what to call them.

N1ghtshad3BRONZE Member
stranger
8 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
All giraffes are named George but then whenever you call them they come running and try to trample you.

I wish I didn't have to work this week
(HI GUYS! I'm new on the forum :-D)

~Spin free, weave memories, light the night~


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Work is cancelled this week... And consequentially all falling weeks because the company and all stores were crushed by separate falling meteors. You're out of the job.

I wish I was flexible.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
You become super flexible, unfortunately while showing off your new bendiness, a giant mistakes you for a pretzel

I wish I had more good books/tv shows to watch/read

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You get the world's supply of books and all seasons of all of your favorite television shows but all of the books' pages are glued together and you have no tv.

I wish i could breathe underwater.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
You can breath underwater, but an unforeseen whirlwind romance forces you to elope to a tent in the middle of the Sahara

I wish had more money so I could go off and bug Canada next year

Just a dancer in the dark


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do have the money. The problem is that it was accidentally deposited into your account, so if you used it, you'd be breaking the law.

I wish I had one more day of weekend.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


OhNoItsLunaNubcake
5 posts
Location: Colchester, CT, USA


Posted:
You get one more day of weekend, but when you go to work the next day, you're fired.

I wish I could get some sleep.

Willing to trade cheesecake for lessons.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you finally fall asleep but an hour into yer deep slumber you begin to have terrible nightmares that cause you to start sleepwalking. Unfortunately while sleepwalking you walk off a cliff

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You didn't leave a wish to corrupt.... Shameful...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
neither did you tongue2

I wish I didn't have to live with my parents

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you move out of your parents a week before you find out that you are pregnant (possibly again) even worse, your new embryo no longer wants to live with it's parent.


i wish i was better at swinging clubs

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you become absolutely *great* at swinging clubs, so great in fact that the one time you do a street performance you get arrested for causing a disturbance because everyone stops everything to watch.

Wish I had more excuses to get out and meet up with people

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You find an excuse to go meet people but in the night someone sewed and glued your mouth shut so you can't talk to people and your writing paper burnt up so communication is gone.

I wish the weather would calm down so I could spin tonight.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
sadly while you are able to spin as the weather is perfect, the lack of rain causes a year's drought.

I wish I had the concentration span to spend more time spinning and looking after other productive hobbies

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You get concentration to spend more time on spinning and other hobbies but due to your newfound concentration, you become obsessed with your hobbies. You're the best at those now, but everything else has lacked luster.

I wish i could have ice cream soon.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
It's bad, bad icecream wink

I wish I was better at tennis

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Chloe'GOLD Member
enthusiast
324 posts
Location: SouthDakota, USA


Posted:
You become an awesome tennis player but lose all your friends because you are too busy for them.

I wish I could find a sutable topic for my research paper.

Listen to Your heartbeat and dance...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You find a great topic, but you're unable to write well on it.

I wish my laptop wasn't so crappy

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You get a better laptop, amazing in fact, but you are now broke as hell. Food is hard to afford, let along equipment for spinning.

I wish I could spin fire wherever I wanted without the police rushing in to shake their finger at me.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You inherit some disapproving parents. Damn.

I wish I had ice cream on tap

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
unfortunately the tap is not refrigerated and it melts.

I wish you could get paid to do nothing

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You get paid to do nothing, but only when your actually just sitting there. It's by the hour but you slowly lose your mind with lack of anything to do.

I wish I could teleport.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Unfortunately you lack the ability to avoid teleporting into anything and end up trapped underground when you try teleporting to a party in Denver

I wish I didn't live in a village in the middle of nowhere

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
A leprechaun transports you to a large city! But the police see the leprechaun fly away and you are taken in for questioning.

I wish i wasn't trapped underground....

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
your coffin is moved to a mausoleum.

I wish I could actually study when I needed to. smirk

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


philisweatlySILVER Member
life's a garden, dig it
115 posts
Location: Tennesse, U.S.A.


Posted:
Originally Posted By: astonI wish I could actually study when I needed to. smirk


you can, but you can't take the tests when you need to.


I wish I was moving back to California this year

haha


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