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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do, but nobody wants to drive 4,000 miles on a two-lane bridge with no services.



I wish I could figure out where my friend is...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you find out that he is right behind you.......because a nuclear blast fused you two together.


I wish i had razor blades for finger tips.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. Makes certain "guy" activities a bit painful, though.

I wish it wasn't getting chilly out.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It's not getting chilly out coz a huge fire is sweeping thru your neighbourhood.

I wish i had an Oz, that would be an imperial mesurement of weight and not an Australian or a somewhat suspect wizard that hides behind curtains waiting for young girls.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You have one oz. of cocaine. And there's a cop right behind you.

I wish I hadn't eaten that cheddar cheese, onion, lettuce, and tomato sammich last night.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


0nimember
59 posts
Location: Connecticut


Posted:
you ate a SPAM sandwich (some parts are meat!) and had a violent allergic reaction to the death that they forget to mention is inside the can.

i wish level 70 could come faster >.<

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
but then before you know it, it will be the end



i wish taht my dog would stop humping peoples legs
EDITED_BY: fire.chef (1210863208)

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


0nimember
59 posts
Location: Connecticut


Posted:
your dog starts humping squirrels and gives rise to a new breed of squogs

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You dissapear into a puff of nothingness.


I wish i had a Sausage McMuffin with egg

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You do, and the camels back is finally broken. You suffer a McHeart attack.

I wish high street food could be fast and tasty

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


flyingpenguinnimember
114 posts
Location: Oxford


Posted:
sorry It got lost in the post. No way of traking it because it was going second class and that day the post man were on strike and trough all the letters to the nearest river.

I wish i could go on a strike as a bookseller as well.

I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.


flyingpenguinnimember
114 posts
Location: Oxford


Posted:
ups! mistake wrong answer (it was good though)

food in the high street gets so tasty that you have to queue all your lunch time to get some and by the time you get to order you have to go back to work.

and now again my wish. I wish i could go on a strike as a bookseller.

I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you begin a hunger/silence strike. But no one knows why you are striking and quickly lose interest in you. You eventually die of starvation.


I wish i had a business card.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. Tragically, it's lodged in your throat.

I wish my daily commute was less of a pain in the a$$

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


CaffeinatedKatieGOLD Member
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA


Posted:
Granted! Your daily commute consists of going to your neighbor's house to do some job I haven't thought of yet. The point is, your neighbor gives you a different kind of pain in the...


redface was that too far?

I wish to not get sunburned this weekend, this first sunny hot Oregon weekend...

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by :CaffeinatedKatie


redface was that too far?


I don't know. You didn't finish. ubbangel

 Written by


I wish to not get sunburned this weekend, this first sunny hot Oregon weekend...



You fall ill and spend the weekend in bed with a horrible flu that goes away on Monday morning. Thus, you get no sun exposure at all.

I wish people weren't flakes and returned phone calls.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
They arn't flakes anymore and they return your calls but your phone is broke so they go straight to the answer machine.

I wish I had a pet Triceratops that was housebroken.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
You do, only it causes you to have a broken house.

I wish futurama was running new episodes.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
All the new episode suck.

I wish it was legal to smoke pot.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
It's quite legal to smoke plant pots.. Just very, very stupid. And quite tricky.


I wish I was better at making decisions.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you are and decide that it was a bad idea and revert to yer old self. (OHHHH harsh)


I WISH LIFE WAS IN CAPS.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
ITISINCAPSUNFORTUNATELYSPACESALSOBECAMEOBSOLETEASDIDPUNCTUATION.

I wish there was a magic medicine that made all itching stop and all crazy people sane at the same time.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
*reaches into his medicine bag and pulls out a vial*

Here ya go Doc, this is my own formula, 70% LSD, 10% Bonds medicated foot powder, and 20% my own special ingredient.

Should work out for you, the only side effect is this thing that happens....kinda like ED except yer junk falls off. Women lose their nipples and 60% of breast mass.





I wish this itch would go away....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I give you a taste of your own medicine.

I wish this headache would stop.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Your head falls off.
I wish I woke up feeling like I'd had some sleep.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You did. In fact, you woke up in a frank mania and decided that you could fly and jumped off the window.

I wish the man who should become my husband wasn't moving away.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
He isn't moving away coz he got run over and died.

I wish for somebody to tell me a joke that isn't very funny.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
They tell you a joke that isnt very funny but you think it is and laugh heaps and make a total dick of yourself in front of all the cool people.

I wish I was asleep already.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
you are, and all this is a nightmarewatch out freddy's behind you and looks p*ssed

I wish that i had faster internet

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get a faster internet but you can't catch it and it gets away.


I wish i had a yummy burrito

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


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