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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
now all the eejit managers contradict you

i wish i was at the folk festival with my friends cry

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
you get to the folk festival with your friends, a zeplin crashes on it.


i wish.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you wish but nothing happens

i wish my bed was already made

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


IishxcSILVER Member
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA


Posted:
You're in bed to bad its of glass shards.

I wish i didn't have to work today

bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you do but i don't coz its still Sunday here

i wish i was at the gym

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


IishxcSILVER Member
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA


Posted:
You go to the gym but quickly catches fire and everyone is evacuated out


its was sunday here too but I had to work

I wish I could play my ps3

Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
You could play your ps3... (You have the ability to) but sadly it was crushed by an elephant riding a unicycle.

I wish nothing would go wrong with my wish.

hug


IishxcSILVER Member
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA


Posted:
Well to bad something goes wrong with you wish and now you are a sea monkey

I wish I knew how to juggle

bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you do but only your work commitments

i wish my car was fixed

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Your car can no longer mate with other cars


I wish BACON!

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Bacon appears but is eaten by a dog.

I wish I had a nummy cookie!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
You have one, but it makes your mouth numb so you do not taste it anyway.

I wish that thorium was more interesting.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Thorium is all of a sudden more interesting! It fights crime wearing a purple and white spotted leotard, can see through walls, melt solids with its toenails and can turn any liquid into mucus using the power of persuasion... sadly for you, you're no longer studying thorium... you're studying a new element, Franglium which is formed in a process in which sandpaper and nappies are superheated, compressed and shot out of a cannon into the arctic tundra producing 98% Franglium, 1% bubble wrap, .5% corn starch, .25% AA torch batteries and .25% cowbell.

I wish that I could do these assignments more easily without reducing the quality.

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
An infinite number of monkeys knock on your door, and say they're tired of writing Shakespear and want to do some of your assignments for a change.

Unfortunately, you get caught when one of them leaves a bunch of little bananary fingerprints all over the paper, and they wind up getting the qualifications instead of you. Plus they eat all your food.


I wish I didn't have to work on such a lovely sunny day.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
You don't have to work on such a lovely sunny day... because you've been hospitalised... Now all you can do is watch re runs of days of our lives and watch people poorly do the 2bt weave outside your window.

Douglas Adams! He's a good old chap, I wish he didn't have to die.

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Ry_CanuckMaster of Mediocrity
25 posts
Location: St Kilda, Australia


Posted:
Doouglas Adams dosen't die, but meets Tom Cruise and gets hooked on scientology and then re-writes all his books to Reference Scientology. The answer to the Ultimate Question no longer is 42 but "Scientology". The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is made in to a movie... starring John travolta and due to Scientology the Universe dosen't actually end.

I wish that all Reality Television shows would just go away

newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Oh hello, this threads back is it! I used to like this one.
Reality Television shows go away. They are replaced by Television Reality, where EVERYONE acts like that, it is all recorded to be manipulated later, and there is NO OFF button.

I wish my venue was back where it was last year.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It is. Of course they've started strip-mining the old site, but that's where your venue is.

I wish newgabe was my mom. ubblove

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
He becomes your mom, but he gets so traumatised by the experience he kills you with a penguin.

I wish I was a wiser man smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
newgabe is a she.

You are. So wise that you are captured by the U.S. government, your brain is surgically removed, and you live the rest of your consicous life (of several centures) in a bottle dispensing wisdom.

I wish I had the attention span....

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Suddenly you have an amazing attention span... one that lasts for an infinite amount of time and you focus on the first thing that comes to your attention, the rate at which paint is drying on the wall of a warehouse.

You pay attention to this paint until it is completely dry, at this point you commence to continue paying attention to it by musing on the rate, how long it might have taken under different conditions and whether or not the colour would have any impact on the speed of drying.

I wish I had more people to poi with...

hug


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get some but they are zombies...


i wish for some snow.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
a flake lands on your nose , but melts away


i wish spam was vegetarian

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you are a giant, tasty vegetable.

I wish I were super crazy good at poi/staff right now smile

Just a dancer in the dark


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
You are suddenly rather good at both poi and staff... but sadly nobody else knows what it is so not only do you have nobody to play with but theres also nobody to appreciate fully what you do... everybody keeps requesting that you do the buzzsaw where you lift it up to the ceiling and down to the ground again.


I wish everyones wishes didnt have to get corrupted.
EDITED_BY: Mother_Natures_Son (1250995739)
EDIT_REASON: Typo!

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JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Poof! you are! But then everyone else in the world gets better than so you're still just kinda average frown

I wish I had the best bed in the world and I could sleep (I'm at work right now (430am here and exhausted)

Don't mind me, just passing through.


JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
missed that page... sorry MNS, you're wish is sorrupted by someone currupting your wish, hehe.

I'm still tried, I'm gunna stick with my bed wish and hope someone doesn't set it on fire.

Don't mind me, just passing through.


Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
your bed doesnt get set on fire

IT GETS OLD FRYER OIL POURED ALL OVER IT

i wish i hd more rasberries

if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game


Sir Nuggit IIThe sequel
26 posts
Location: South London


Posted:
Everyone in the world turns in to raspberries and you have no one to talk to.

I wish my coffee machine wasn't out of any of the components needed to make caffinated coffee!

Pull out my pin, throw me in to a room and see what happens!


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
It is now working fully.. however you have no cups, mugs or other receptacles and your mouth has been sewn shut..

I wish summer was just beginning again

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


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