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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
You become Durbs.

I wish I could stay off the internet long enough to finish my essay on India.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
i don't see that being a huge problem lol although i doubt he's want to be me!

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
India gets lost as soon as you finish the essay, and you get marked down for doing an essay on a country that doesn't exist.

I wish my sister would stop reading over my shoulder.

Kupo!


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Granted but then everyone else in your family starts reading over your shoulder while your sister plays with matches and burns the place down.

I wish I have a 1968 shelby mustang in cherry red.

HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
You get the car, but the company thought you actually wanted CHERRYS. So you've got a car covered in Cherry's and each one of them contains some type of explosive powder so if you touch it it goes BOOM and so does your car.

I wish I controlled gravity so I could squish my brother.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Granted, but seeing as you failed to specify a car it turns out to be a feral horse named Shelby born in 1968 and painted cherry red by some maniac.

Now, to buck the trend.

I wish for terrible, terrible things to happen to me.

Corrupt THAT!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
You squish him but then everyone hates you for it and never talks you again.


I wish for a performing monkey that uses a guide pony.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
I knew that'd happen eventually. . . .

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You get the monkey, but it completely upstages you and you give up spinning and become an alcoholic.

I wish for a better rope dart.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
You get a better rope dart but you don't get better at rope dart, and knock yourself out every time you try and use it.
Thus fulfilling the wish that terrible things will happen!


I wish for a boy that kisses like a washing machine?!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Ypu get said boy. But despite your fetish for being whirlede around with your head underwater you soon get bored, start an affair with the toaster and promptly get electrocuted.

I wish I attracted as many females as I do males.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You attract females that only want to be your friend.

I wish I has a pet Ewok.

Kupo!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
(But nearly all my friends ARE girls. frown )

You get a pet Ewok, but later discover it's actually my fifteen year old brother and are arrested for human trafficking.

I wish I could stop using the internet and do my essays.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You are able to stop using the internet, but your next essay is about the internet therefore you're now completely screwed.

I wish Ben would move out!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Ben moves out, Jerry moves in.......too bad its the mouse.



I wish i could retire, and be finacially stable the rest of my life.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
You retire, become finacially stable but you have leprosy and therefore cant write the checks for those bills.





I wish I was in a haunted house.

jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You live in a haunted house. Unfortunately, it's a carnival ride and pesky tweens keep coming in when you're changing.

I wish I had a pilots liscence....

Kupo!


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
YOu get the pilots licence (When you can spell it) but unfortunately you didn't read the fine print when signing the forms and you turn our house into a helicopter landing zone and it crushes your room.

I wish everyone still loved me when I say YOU ALL JUST LOST! WHAHAHA!

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
They do. It's called 'tough love' tongue

I wish I'd stop losing the game ubblol

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you stop losing THE game, but start losing every other game.


I wish i had a wish that didnt turn out bad.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You got your wish granted, but everyone elses wishes still turn out better.

I wish I had a big red button.

Kupo!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get yer button but seeing this big red button before you, you cant resist but to press it, which starts a long chain reaction of events, ultimatly, leading to your death, But hey, you got to press the big red button!


I wish i was a moogle.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get your wish but then somebody turns off the PS2 without saving the game

I wish I had both telepathic and telekinetic powers.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
You accidentally make the moon crash down onto your head.

Oh, here's a hard one to corrupt:
I wish there would be a nuclear holocaust that ends all life on this planet.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


_Poiboy_PLATINUM Member
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel


Posted:
the nuclear holocaust happens, yet george bush and hillary clinton manage to survive and rebuild society.

I wish the PLAY 2006 dvd would come out already

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
I'd object that you didn't follow the "all life on this planet" clause but you know, I think you might have that covered.



The dvd comes out and you buy it. It's the wrong country code and you can't return it.



I wish for a bar of soap.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Groovy_DreamSILVER Member
addict
449 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Yeh get the soap and cover your body with it, but then all the water in the universe runs out and you spend the rest of your life with crusty dried soap all over your body.

I wish i could read minds.

DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
when reading your parents minds they start to think about sex.


I wish that I was a famous Hollywood actor.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you become a famous hollywood actor then fall into the pit of drugs and alcohol abuse, You die of an over dose at 33.


I wish i got a new truck

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
You get the new truck, but it has 63 illegal immigrant stow aways in the back and you are arrested and get a life sentence in jail for human trafficking.

I wish poje would change his picture...

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


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