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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you get settled ......only to be unsettled by a huge earthquake that totally destroys your apartment


i wish people would smile more biggrin


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:The Jokers nerve gas gets mass produced and pumped into the atmosphear making everybody smile like idiots whilst they laugh themselves to death.

I wish for something harmless to happen.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:your favourite girl gives you a kiss ......then your house falls in on your head


i wish i had


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You had... and now you wish you hadn't. We're never going to let you forget it either.



I wish I had a spangly new tent.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you do ....but i burn it at play coz you won't let me forget that i had (or should that be did ) shrug biggrin


i wish i hadn't burnt your spangly new tent ubbcrying ooooops


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you didn't, yay for me!

i wish would win at Wimbledon.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You won... a trip out the back door. Shackled by the police.

I wish my room was all packed up and ready to go.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Your room is packed up and ready to go. Literally. They've taken your entire appartment, compacted it, loaded it onto a truck who's service is charged by the mile...

I wish I could stop smoking...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you stop smoking but start catching fire.

i wish i had a tennis ball.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You have a tennis ball. No house, friends, job, teeth, clothes, money,love or hope. But you do have a tennis ball. Which is being 'played with' by a huge smelly dribbly rottweiler in the mud.

I wish my housemates didn't say inane 'goodmornings' when I first wake up and havent even had a cuppa yet.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:they don't, because they chuck you out and take all your stuff leaving you with nothing (not even a tennis ball)

i wish i had something to do.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You do , but it's corrupting othr people's wishes. Which is prfoundly unethical really. So you disappear in a tiny puff puff of existential shame. And then, seeing as you don't exist any more; you really do having nothing to do.



I wish I was transported on a magic carpet to play music with my mates in the Three Monkeys cafe.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you get transported in a carpet by three music playing monkeys from a truckstop cafe


i wish everyone could have 3 wishes


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Everyone has 3 wishes. None of them come true, mind, but they can wish..

I wish my 3 wishes did come true, in a non-corrupted manner.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:to bad !!!!! because ....





i wish i'd never given everybody 3 wishes


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You didnt. But as Hamamelis said, it doesn't matter in the slightest cos everyone has them anyway so you end up feeling entirely irrelevant.

I wish the expensive Chanel perfume I just bought on a whim on Ebay was here so I could see if I actually like it!


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:It is, so you can, and you love it.. almost as much as the bees seem to

I wish for a cocktail


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:granted! you now have feathers growing out your bum..
(i opted for the more family friendly option..)

I wish my house would tidy itself


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Your house decides you are rubbish and evicts you.

I wish I was at Juggle Jam already.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:youre at juggle jam but you got there late, and now the only jam left to juggle is mouldy carrot and plum. And you break the jar and get moudly jam all down your leg..

I wish i could see into the future.


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:It don't look to bright does it and to top it off there is bugger all you can do to change it.

I wish for somebody to renovate my house for me.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:lawrence lewellen bowen comes round and does everything in animal skin print
eek

i wish i didn't have a stalker


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Your stalker is no longer a stalker as he/she has caught up with you and is now your constant companion.
I wish I didn;t work in airconditioning that gives me colds all the time.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You now hang off the back of a garbage truck for a living.

I wish for somebody to get the irony of me being a dumd ass because i didn't ask a stupid question.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:we do but the fact remains p.s i answered your stupid question


i wish my brother and his family would hurry up and get their own house


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:They do! Yours in fact. I'd get your stuff off the lawn before the rain starts... *thunder*

I wish more happy people called where I work


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:they do .....but they don't call you all your workmates are instantly cheared up


i wish i could decide whether to take food to Play or just buy it there


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You finally decide but then you have a blonde moment and promptly forget what that decision was.

I wish I had a six pack (beer or muscle I'm happy either way)


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:There's a 2-for-one offer on, so you wind up with a 12-pack, and spend the rest of your life being studied by confused scientists.

I wish it wasn't forecast to rain so much over the next few months.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:the weather men get it very wrong and we have a heat wave which dries everything out , fire spinning is banned and Play gets called off frown


i wish i never get hangovers


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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