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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:You're flying on a plane to Adelaide then it crashes before you can get to CG :P

I wish I could turn invisible at will


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:You turn invisible but then you forget who you are and therefore have no will to change back.

I wish I could speak fluent spanish


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:You speak fluent Spanish, in other news Spanish is now a dead language.

Genie, I wish to be a prince! biggrin


Kupo!

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:You become prince of a deserted country, and therefore have no subjects of posessions.

I wish for world peace


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:World peace is granted on a planet where there is no inhabitants.

I wish to not be sick anymore


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:You are cured of all sickness but in doing so you live forever and see everyone around you die

I wish for a boyfriend!


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:you get a boyfriend but he's a chauvinistic arsehole who drinks Geelong Bitter.



I wish for Geelong to win the grand final!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:ubblol

Geelong will be winning the final by heaps of points but at the last minute of the game they'll forfeit

I wish I was rich


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Point_Blank
Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:You become ricj beyond your wildest dreams, then the australian dollar plummets so dramatically that a thousand aussie dollars is the equivalent of $2 NZ

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:you wish for nothing.. but instead you get something

i wish my art was finished


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Point_Blank
Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:Your art is magically finished, but when it is about to be displayed, the weather comes in and ruins it, causing you to lose.



I wish I was the best contact juggler in the world


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Damn.. Simon just beat me!



You become the greatest contact juggler in the world- Then you lose your head in an industrial accident.







I wish for a duck that spoke all languages.

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Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:You got the duck, but all it wants to do is quack obscure foreign insults at all your friends.

I wish for a kitten cannon.


Kupo!

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:you get the cannon but it backfires

i wish for 2 skilled hands instead of my own


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:Ok. But you have to keep them floating in a tank next to your bed. And regularly check all the pipes and wires and stuff they're connected to.


I wish I had a biiiiig bowl of strawberries!


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:you have a big bowl of strawberries... strawberries of DOOM umm

i wish i had a yellow stone with a hole in the middle

hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:you get the yellow stone but due to some strange black magic it grows legs and leaves you



i wish i could get in contact with my stupid boyfriend

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Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Your stupid boyfriend rings you up to tell you he's actually a parasitic space alien. You get a funny feeling and turn around, and then you see him standing right behind you. He eats your head.

I wish I had the ability to fly unaided by anything foreign to my body biological, mechanical, or magical, with the innate ability to control every aspect of my flight, and without significant expenditure of energy.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:It would take your entire life to learn to fly and then you would die on your first realy flight!

I wish for a wish that has a happy ending


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Try again - "innate ability to control every aspect" - that means it wouldn't take time to learn.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:ok when flying you get spotted by people and are taken to area 51x for testing, you live out the rest of your days teathered to the earth!

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Posted:You get a "happy ending" but realized it was meaningly sex with a stranger who tells you they have an STD.



I wish I was thinner.


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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:you drop dead of a wasting disease 20 mins after the wish.

i wish food was tasty nutricious and non fattening


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:All food is tastey and non-fattening to you, But to all others it is extra fattening. All your friend become morbidly obese and die off one by one. Eventually you are the last person on earth.....But yer skinny wink


I wish i could teleport like Nightcrawler.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:...straight into the middle of a brick wall. tongue


I wish I could do psychokinesis!


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Your wish is granted and everybody is happy. Then your tongue drops off.

I wish for a short piece of rope.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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animatEd
animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:You get a short piece of rope, but it gradually grows up into a long piece of rope.

I want a nice, hot cup of tea, with chocolate biscuits.


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:The tea is scolding hot and burns your face off, the chocolate biscuits are mouldy and you can't leave the bathroom for 4 days straight.

I wish I was a little bit taller, i wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good and I would call her...


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:Granted, but you'll also have a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala. tongue





I wish I could get some hair dye that lasted longer than a fortnight...


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:you find some and it is super strong , it dyes everything skin, clothes all bodily hair and never washes out, it also gets stronger and stronger until you are one blob of colour.. you are also allergic to it and try to get tattooed back to your normal colour.. it doesn't work!!



I wish i had durbs' poi skills


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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