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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You have plenty of sugar, and are driven insane by neighbours trying to borrow a cup of it (it always happens in the Beano, it must be normal.. )

By the way Pavlov, maybe you should have a) read that last wish a little more carefully, and b) checked Gabe's gender a little more carefully.. tongue

I wish the Library hadn't decided to go on strike on my day off, leaving me with no internet access for 2 days..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Aurinko
Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam
Member Since: 1st Aug 2006
Total posts: 1034
Posted:The library hasn't gone on strike. In contrast, they decided to have an open day for everybody. They left all the doors, widows and emergency exists open so everybody just dropped by and stole books, computers, chairs, bookshelves, in the end even the cute librarian from the second room on the left. By now, there is nothing left in the building, so nobody cares about opening hours, strikes or providing internet access any more.

I wish I had already finished the chapter I am writing.


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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PavlovsDog
member
Location: Fareham
Member Since: 14th Jul 2008
Total posts: 43
Posted: Written by :Aurinko

They left all the doors, widows and emergency exists open





What kind of bizarre library opens widows?





 Written by :hamamelis





By the way Pavlov, maybe you should have a) read that last wish a little more carefully, and b) checked Gabe's gender a little more carefully.. tongue





...yeah, I should. Oops.





You finish writing the chapter, and it is fantastic. Then you finish writing the book (assuming you're writing a book), but when you come to proof read it you realise no other chapter can be as good as that particular one, or, indeed, is even worthy to be in the same book. You spend the rest of your life trying to match that chapter, but never quite managing it.



I wish I had some new sleeves for my fire juggling balls


No philosophical signatures for me. I hate those things. But I do like biscuits.

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Euterpe
newbie

Member Since: 15th Jul 2008
Total posts: 11
Posted:oooh a fun new game. smile ('Tis new for me, I just got here)

You have the new sleeves for your fire-juggling, but they turn out to also be attached to the straight jacket they just shoved you into and are thus tied behind your back & kinda useless for juggling. frown

I wish I hadn't volunteered my (lack of) poi skills for this wee festival in October...


Also, I can kill you with my brain.

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PavlovsDog
member
Location: Fareham
Member Since: 14th Jul 2008
Total posts: 43
Posted:You hadn't volunteered, and instead get stuck sitting inside, glum, wishing you had. But that wish will get corrupted to. You get trapped in an endless loop of corrupted wishes.


I wish I wasn't reading a book written by Jordan.


No philosophical signatures for me. I hate those things. But I do like biscuits.

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Euterpe
newbie

Member Since: 15th Jul 2008
Total posts: 11
Posted:Hehe.. you're not, you're having the same book *read to you* by Jordan.

I wish my cats weren't able to hear the housemartins in the roof.


Also, I can kill you with my brain.

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PavlovsDog
member
Location: Fareham
Member Since: 14th Jul 2008
Total posts: 43
Posted:awww, that'd be worse, it'd take so much longer to get through the book.

Your cats can't hear housemartins, because the housemartins are trained in the art of stealth, and proceed to steal food from you whenever they can.



I wish I wasn't tired.


No philosophical signatures for me. I hate those things. But I do like biscuits.

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You're not tired. You're in the middle of a manic phase of hyper alertness. Trouble is you're hyper alert to the the paranoid hallucinations of your own inner hell, as well as the perfectly accurate perception that about 1000 people you've completely p*ssed off with your endless babbling about subjects of marginal realness are just now arriving at your door in a giant vigilante swarm to do lots of nasty things to you, backed up by armed police and men in white coats who keep turning into attack penguins.

I wish I had endless paid leave.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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PavlovsDog
member
Location: Fareham
Member Since: 14th Jul 2008
Total posts: 43
Posted:You do, because you've lost your legs and arms and can't move or do poi any more.

I wish this room was a little cooler


No philosophical signatures for me. I hate those things. But I do like biscuits.

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Fathom
Fathom

member
Location: Online!
Member Since: 13th Jan 2005
Total posts: 103
Posted:The room becomes a little cooler...then alot as you realize its become detached from the planet as you spin endlessly through the empty void of space..

I wish the anastetic would wear off so I can feel my face again and eat =(


Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!

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PavlovsDog
member
Location: Fareham
Member Since: 14th Jul 2008
Total posts: 43
Posted:You think it's worn off, and start eating, only to realise you're hallucinating and eating your own face.

I wish I had 4 arms.


No philosophical signatures for me. I hate those things. But I do like biscuits.

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Fathom
Fathom

member
Location: Online!
Member Since: 13th Jan 2005
Total posts: 103
Posted:Nothing happens as you (i'm assuming) already have forearms...

I wish I lived in Sydney!


Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!

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PavlovsDog
member
Location: Fareham
Member Since: 14th Jul 2008
Total posts: 43
Posted:You do. In Sydney. The fat sweaty guy who lives next door. You're a gut worm.

I wish I wasn't wishing.


No philosophical signatures for me. I hate those things. But I do like biscuits.

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You are not wishing. You have succumbed to terminal despair. Your blood doesn't even want to circulate. It gives up and you expire in a large clot of misery.

I wish my boss was away forever


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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PavlovsDog
member
Location: Fareham
Member Since: 14th Jul 2008
Total posts: 43
Posted:He is. He moves away, and takes the company with it. You are left jobless, and eventually homeless. You live the rest of your life under a bridge in a cardboard box.

You do, however, think your box is a particularly nice box.


I wish there were juggling conventions all year long.


No philosophical signatures for me. I hate those things. But I do like biscuits.

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Fathom
Fathom

member
Location: Online!
Member Since: 13th Jan 2005
Total posts: 103
Posted:There are now juggling conventions all year round but they are either on the exact oppisite side of the world as you or constantly on fire.

I wish I hadn't just lost The Game again >.<


Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You didn't, however you are about to. ([censored] wink )

I wish my back didn't hurt.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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PavlovsDog
member
Location: Fareham
Member Since: 14th Jul 2008
Total posts: 43
Posted:It doesn't. You have no back. Or torso. You're just legs, arms, head. You can no longer spin poi, or do anything normal people can.

I wish I had already put some effort in and learnt contact juggling.


No philosophical signatures for me. I hate those things. But I do like biscuits.

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you learned contact juggling...and at a remarkable pace! Taking your new skills you start to contact juggle 2 chainsaws at the same time.....well it was fun while it lasted.


I wish gas prices would come down.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:gas prices come down 10c so you go and fill the tank and when you get home you find that you have a leak in the fuel tank.

I wish for a video camera.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you get your video camera .....but cannot find any beta-max tapes to put in it


i wish i could spend more time with the lass from yoga


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You go out for a drink with the lass from yoga and her 6"5', overly possesive, millitary, Brick $#!*house of a boyfriend.

I wish for a Bowflex Body.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Your body flexes, exactly like a bow.. people keep tying string on you, and it does get annoying.
However, you do quite well in the archery section of the Olympics, but the guy who shot with you gets most of the credit.

I wish I was more organised.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you become super organised writing lists for every thing...infact you write so many lists that all the trees get cut down to keep you in paper ,the global temp increases dramatically and everywhere turns to desert


i wish it was Wednesday


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire Bunny
Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz
Member Since: 27th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1260
Posted:you find out it is Wendesday, only to relise that you really mean to wish it was Tueday, and now you have lost it forever. ... or at least for another 6 days.

I wish I was eating Chocolate right now.


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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EmoAtHeart
EmoAtHeart

stranger
Location: Texas
Member Since: 17th Jul 2008
Total posts: 20
Posted:you eat all the choclate in the world become overly obice and die of a massive heart attack

i wish my dogs would sing


I LOST THE GAME!!!!!!

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flyingpenguinni
flyingpenguinni

member
Location: Oxford
Member Since: 8th Apr 2008
Total posts: 114
Posted:Your dog sings and becomes so famous that decides to go solo and abandon you.

I wish I were in Germany already!


I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.

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Fire Bunny
Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz
Member Since: 27th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1260
Posted:Your in Germany, but its cold, and your lugage got mixed up at the airport and you now have alot of latix mini skirts, and not much else!

I wish my evil boss hadn't blocked youtube and i could use it now.


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Fathom
Fathom

member
Location: Online!
Member Since: 13th Jan 2005
Total posts: 103
Posted:Your boss unblocks youtube. Unfortunatly because of massive copywrite infringement lawsuits Youtube is shut down the next day.

Oh how I wish, for soothing rain. All I wish is to dream again...


Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!

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Fire Bunny
Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz
Member Since: 27th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1260
Posted:'it rains... soothingly at first, and then with more force. More and more untill the whole world is covered in water and no one built an arc and you relised that you wishing for soothing rain resulted in wiping out the populace of the world!' this is the dream you are stuck in forever.

I wish it would stop raining.


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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