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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Granted. Now when you tell people to do a search, you don't feel like a harsh [censored] - because you're too busy feeling sorry for yourself. Because as of now; everytime you tell someone to, quite rightly, do a search - you are branded with a white-hot poker on a random part of your flesh (which is chosen through an advanced dice + coin system).

I wish I had the time to practice more.

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Kitsune34SILVER Member
newbie
51 posts
Location: Orlando, FL, USA


Posted:
You practice so much that you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I more milk for my Pop-Tarts.

"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


KittyKillenthusiast
365 posts
Location: Ontario


Posted:
you bgot your milk but it quickly turned bad

I wish for a lollypop

Have you ever notice that poi is spelled backwords on the key board.............................................creepycool


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
you get a lollipop but it rots your teeth and you end up bleeding and gummy.
I wish I was at home and not at work.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get to go home today!! As you open your front door your boss is standing there with a stack of papers he needs you to get done. As you start he is constantly bugging you about yer TPS reports.



I wish green.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you become extremely jealouse.

i wish i had five.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Kitsune34SILVER Member
newbie
51 posts
Location: Orlando, FL, USA


Posted:
You get five greamlins in your dryer that only steals one sock from each pair.

I wish I could start training at Universal today.

"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You suddenly get launched into space and begin your run around the universe.


I wish pink was less red.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
it is but then red becomes more pink.

i wish i could think of a stupid question.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Kitsune34SILVER Member
newbie
51 posts
Location: Orlando, FL, USA


Posted:
You do. And it is so stupid that the person you ask it to - their head explodes causing a domino affect that destroys everyone on Earth except you.

I wish I didn't have to pay bills.

"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you don't have the pay the bills but you soon find that your credit rating is ruined

I wish for another wish

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get another wish but nobody answers it, you feel ignored and alone and so leave HoP and miss all the fun!

I wish i was more likable.

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You become more likeable.. to skunks, due to your rather impressive body odour.

I wish it was a few degrees warmer outside.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
it gets a little warmer outside and then summer comes along and you realize your in AZ......baking......eventually your thick blood starts to boil and you die....damn desert

I wish people would understand that there is no "U" in odor.....or color

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
they do, but then a law is passed to say tthat it has to be spelt that way, so everyone is still wrong.

i wish i had a sandwich.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get a old, stale, moldy, stinky sangwich.



I wish you eat your sangwich

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
i eat it but in this act of kindness it becomes super deliciouse, mmm.

i wish i had a salad.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
*puts a quick salad together for TnG*

Hope you like spinich...


Non-Https Image Link

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
err, thanks

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Kitsune34SILVER Member
newbie
51 posts
Location: Orlando, FL, USA


Posted:
Hey, wait! Poje! You ruined it! *falls to knees cursing the sky* You ruined the threeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
oh, i wish i had a............bat icon.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one but in the process lose you bearded fire moose.

i wish i had my very own thread all about me.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You have a [Old link] but it ends up being all about food and you start dreaming about being eaten by cannibals.

I wish plumbers were free.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Kitsune34SILVER Member
newbie
51 posts
Location: Orlando, FL, USA


Posted:
Plumbers are free, but they knock door-to-door because they have nothing else to do with their time.

I wish this teacher was more interesting.

"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
they are, just not to intelligent people, you decide to get a brain transplant and become that brian character.


i wish they would start acting their age

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
They act their age but they are 2.

I wish I was home alone.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you are but end up being in the middle of a robbery and get blamed for not stopping it, "if a child in a movie can why can't you" (judges voice)

i wish i had keys

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get keys but you have no idea where the corresponding locks are.

I wish for an elephant

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get an elephant, he falls from the sky and lands on top of you........ewwwwwww.


I wish for a baby elephant.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
You get your baby elephant... but soon the mother of said baby elephant comes looking for her child. She jumps into the sky and lands on you. Ewwwwwww.

I wish for an anti-elephant helmet. To protect me from falling elephants (but not rhinoceroses... you need a completely different hat for that).

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


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