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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:The UK gets decent weather for the summer. All three hours of it.
I wish I had gone for a nice long walk yesterday


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You did, and the sun stayed out, thus combining your last 2 wishes, and giving you appalling sunburn.

I wish my bag wasn't falling to bits.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:Your bag totally disintigrates

i wish i had something to wish for meditate


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You wish you had great skin like mine that hardly ever burns, unlike those lilypaste Poms who keep blathering about sunblock ubblol

I wish a certain uphimself invasive Artiste would evaporate.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:they evaporate , but they condense again every morning on your window

i really do wish i had great skin ,that hardly ever burns unlike the lilypaste pom i am ubblol


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you have great skin like newgabe but thats because you have been surgically grafted to him.

I wish it wasnt so hot where i live.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you move to the north pole

i wish the play festival site wasn't down


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:it isn't and you go to visit it, but realize it up! in space! and you can't breath...ECT

i wish i had mushrooms in my soup.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:biggrin wink you do and have a really great trip unfortunately it lasts for 3 days and you get fired from your job


i wish corrupting wishes didn't make me so happy smile biggrin ubbtickled ubblol ubblol


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You fall into a pit of depression after your last corruption and end up killing yourself with a spoon.


i wish i had some more coffee


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get so much that you burst just like a big coffee balloon.



i wish i had a job.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you get a job as a traffic warden , everybody hates you so you quit

i wish i'd slept better last night


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:you slept better last night. You're still asleep. You only dreamt you made this post. Nothing is reality, and you go insane.

I wish i had a belt for my trousers.


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted: Written by :Poje



you have great skin like newgabe but that's because you have been surgically grafted to him.







Clavey, you have a belt for your trousers. You nicked it from that male Newgabe while the real Newgabe was embroidering her party dress and he, being a mythical beast, morphs into a giant angry Texan bullheaded warrior thing and gores you. So it turns out to be a Gore-tex belt which doesn't match your outfit.



I wish I could be a male Newgabe sometimes and see how the other half lives. wink


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:You remain grafted to me , now you can see how the other half lives smile


i wish newgabe would stop watching me , especially when i go to the loo ubblol


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Newgabe remains grafted in a non attentive sort of way. Being a headstrong sort of person she barges around wherever she wants to, never noticing how often your head bangs on the door/wall/toilet cubicle.
I wish I had the energy to get up and clean my teeth


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:if you stop bashing me off of things i'll clean them for you biggrin

i wish i had some almonds


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You have some almonds, unfortunately, after eating them, you discover they were originally sugared, but someone else sucked the coating off..and you spend the rest of the day feelnig a bit sick.

I wish I had a computer at home, and didn't have to go to the library every day.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you are evicted and have to move into the library

i wish i knew who sucked the sugar off my almonds umm


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You know who; and now you feel REALLY sick.
I wish I liked the cold.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you do , but coz you live in Oz you don't get any (its saved for us lilypaste poms ) biggrin

i wish i didn't have to pay so much tax


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You don;t! In fact, Tax pays YOU......in pain!!!!


I wish this day was near get off work time.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:it gets to 1 min before get off work time , then time stops and you are permanently trapped in that time


i wish i had 100 for every wish that has been corrupted


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get 100# of hairy man on top of you for every corrupted wish.


I wish for some salt and vinegar


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You get them.. in your eye.

I wish for pancakes


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You get them. Up your nose.
I wish my hot water bottle was ready.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:It is ready ....ready to burst , which it does in your bed and you are badly scalded

i wish i knew why someone in Oz needed a hot water bottle confused shrug


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You find out that not all parts of Oz are hot all the time. eekThis news shocks you so much your head explodes ubblol



I wish there was something I wanted.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You suddenly want to eat your own feet, and try valiantly, but quickly become disheartened. The experience is unpleasant nonetheless

I wish life involved more epic special effects


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:It does. Including the one where there are gallons of blood gushing out of the stump of your neck where your head used to be.

I wish I was settled into my apartment in SF already.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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