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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. So fast that someone steals your bandwidth and runs a large terrorist website. Thanks to new government rules, you are shot on sight without a trial.

I wish for world peace.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


CaffeinatedKatieGOLD Member
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA


Posted:
Both Poje's and Doc's wishes are granted...
But Poje's yummy burrito is made of Doc's world peace, which Poje eats before we can tell him. And that is why we will never have world peace.

I wish the drum circle outside would find a new @$%^ rhythm.
bonk, bonk, bonk, a-bonk-bonk. Arr, 'tis driving me nuts.

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
They do. Bonk-chika-bonk-bonk. Wah wah!

I wish I didn't have to walk two whole meters to go pee.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You decide to use a bottle so you don't have to walk but you pee so much that you cant empty your bladder fully so you end up with a bladder infection and have to go to doctors and pee in a little jar and you cry course it stings so much

I wish for a big strong man to come knocking on my door

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
His name is Guido. He works for Uncle Vinny. You owe Uncle Vinny money. Guido is here to "remind" you that you owe Uncle Vinny. This reminder comes in the form of a pistol-whipping and a humerus fracture. You have three days to come up with the $250,000 or "things could get real serious."

I wish it were July 8, which is the day I move.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
IT is July 8th. The day you move. To the middle of the Gobi desert. No one knows your name. No one cares. Gaydom is poorly regarded. It sucks. Not in a nice way.

I wish I lived happily ever after.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
after they pump you full of drugs down at the loony bin you'll be happy for the rest of your next 3 lives.

I wish that somebody would pump me full of drugs?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
They do. Evil tranquilising drugs that induce catatonia and horrid nightmares. You going to be screaming for your next three lives. But no one can hear you.



I wish my work colleague was happier.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
they are so happy that even telling them that a horendous accident killed all there family and friends cant stop them from grinning

i wish that i didnt have to go back to work

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You just were sentenced to life in prison. You'll never go back to work.

I wish there was a real, honest-to-god, high-speed train line between NYC and Washington, D.C.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
There is and it works wonderfully, and you can use it for as long as you want since you were banned from San Fran......damn you musta done something BAD.



I wish i had a pepsi

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. Freshly shaken. And you are just opening it... *ducks*

Um... I wish I had a wish to put here right now.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You wish that you could have my pepsi and blurt it out just before i pull the tab. I hand it to you and you forgot it was feshly shaken.....oops.


I......wish......I could do the matrix

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
A new cult takes off where bad films are truly revered. You are captured and subjected to their worst torture 'doing the matrix', doomed to watch the matrix sequels for all eternity, needless to say, you are mentally destroyed in mere moments.

I wish someone would tell hollywood that sequels suck

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Hollywood finally gets the message and instead of making reasonable films with crappy sequels, they decide to just make crap movies straight away; particularly simpering romantic *would be comedy if they were funny* and violent shlock.
Oh hang on... that already happened. OK so they take over every other countries film industries too so they can still make money and dumb down the entire world so that people alternate between sentimental pseudo relationships and wasteful aggression.

I wish no one went to the movies and did something useful instead. Except for Syriana, that was cool.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Nobody goes to the movies anymore. That involves too much effort. They sit at home and watch them on-demand.

I wish I had no more calls.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
NO NONONONONONONONO NO watching crap movies on demand is NOT useful!!!
(try again, Doc!)

Meanwhile, You have no more calls. Or phone calls. Or bird calls. Not even your lover calls. No calls at all. No one loves you. You have to stay home watch crap movies on demand.

I wish I had an extension on my assignment.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. It is due next year. It cannot be turned in before then because the instructor is on sabbatical. Your final grade will be pending until said time. You cannot graduate without said final grade.

 Written by :newgabe


NO NONONONONONONONO NO watching crap movies on demand is NOT useful!!!
(try again, Doc!)
Very well, they are at home watching crap movies on demand...when they are not out being very useful little mindless zombies helping to make the concentration camps for the people who spin fire...

I wish supersonic flight were cheap and routine.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
it is but its because there no luxuries like seats or even toilets, so you end up tumbling all over the plane, and end up covered in p**s and have several broken bones

I wish that we didnt need money

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
The government collapsed. Everyone is looting. There are roving death squads. But the good news is that your money is now useless!

I wish we had a cheap, clean, renewable source of oil.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


fire.chefcrazy mofo
99 posts
Location: Southport, lancashire


Posted:
thre is but when george bush finds out about it and sends in the troops to take controll of the source of oil and starts world war 3

i wash that the idiots at sub way didnt put peppers on my sub

Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
They put extra roaches on it, instead of peppers.

I wish I don't get any admissions tonight.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You don't get any admissions cos no one trusts you and people go out on the street and die rather than be in a room with you. This causes you untold angst and heartache not to mention your boss makes you go cart them all away so the hospital doesn't look bad with dead people all over the front steps which gives you nightmares not to mention doesn't look real good on your CV.
I wish I wasn;t so lazy and did stretching in the morning instead of getting straight on the computer.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You stretched...*ouch* and pulled something. And are bedridden for three days.

I wish it was 8AM

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It is 8 am the day after you wanted it to be 8am and you have miss your 8am appointment and lost a day of your life.

I wish for some candyfloss

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You get candy floss. Instead of dental floss. All your teeth rot and go black before falling out. No one wants to kiss you.

I wish literature reviews had never been invented.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
They didn't, until you made the wish and invented them. So now everyone hates you. And you don't even get royalties.


I wish my parents car hadn't failed the MOT, so I could legally drive it and go to the Manc meet.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You can go to the meet. Nobody else can.

I wish I already lived here (SF)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fleeblebobmember
27 posts

Posted:
You do. You're just homeless

I wish I had pink hair.

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. It grows in that way. It also seems to not take dye very well. So any attempt to dye it to a normal color (for job interviews and such) makes it turn another unnatural color, like royal blue. You are jobless for life except as a coffee barista.

I wish I didn't have to return to New York in the morning.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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