• All Purchases made this month instantly go into the draw to win a USD $ 100.00 credit to your HoP account.
 
Page: 1...1920212223...58
Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Delete Topic

blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:You have a dark chocolate you open it up and you find its gone white with old age.

I so wish for a brain ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

Delete

Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You get a brain. But you are now a scarecrow with a brain.

I wish I had a heart.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

Delete

fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get one but it's a budgy heart and can't sustain you.

i wish i had a third bladder.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

Delete

vlynx


newbie


Total posts: 8
Posted:You do have a third bladder, but it's the wrong size for your only Camelback, and smells a bit dodgy.

I wish i had my own computer...


Delete

fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:hahah ubblol

you get a computer but it only runs windows ME.

i wish i could get a million things.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

Delete

Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You get a million Things.
And each of them thinks it's Clobbering Time.

I wish I hadn't just referenced the fantastif 4


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

Delete

DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You didn't make a reference to the Fantasif 4.
You made a reference to the Fantastic 4.

I wish that Wooktastic could spell fantastic correctly.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

Delete

Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:feck

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

Delete

fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get one but it all goes wrong...

i wish four


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

Delete

KittyKill


KittyKill

enthusiast
Location: Ontario

Total posts: 365
Posted:you wished four but you only got three


I wish for bounceabout


Have you ever notice that poi is spelled backwords on the key board.............................................creepycool

Delete

newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You get bounceabout but it bouncesoff and you lose it straight away.
I wish I was home in my swimming pool right now


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

Delete

Posted:You're at home in your swimming pool, but it turns out that the swimming pools of brisbane have been conspiring to rise up and flood the city of brisbane, and you happen to find yourself in the midst of it.

I wish i had more witty things to say about swimming pools.


Delete

DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you think of something very witty to say about swimming pools but there is nobody around for you to tell.

I wish for a magic carpet


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

Delete

Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:you get a magic carpet but it is shag carpet and doesnt fly and just makes you itch a lot.


I wish i had a Thursday Plantation Tea Tree Australian Chewing Stick.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

Delete

Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You get one and it chews on you

I wish i knew what that was


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

Delete

newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You know what that is and it is deeply scary.

I wish poi never caused blisters.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

Delete

fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:poi never cause blisters but because of this your fingers end up falling off.


i wish i could think of somethong to wish for.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

Delete

newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You get a thong but its the Ozzie rubber flip flop sandal sort and not the sexy knicker sort.

I wish two hefty men would turn up to help me move the furniture!


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

Delete

KittyKill


KittyKill

enthusiast
Location: Ontario

Total posts: 365
Posted:Two big men shows up and say they will help you move it .
the mashd it all and burned it and left


I wish for no more ice stroms


Have you ever notice that poi is spelled backwords on the key board.............................................creepycool

Delete

newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali

Total posts: 4030
Posted:The ice stroms go away.

but you get monster ice storms instead! wink


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

Delete

fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:err, yeah you get that and err...die...

i wish i could wake up.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

Delete

Skatto
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687
Posted:You do wake up, but you realise that there was a reason for your refusal to face reality. Upon waking you realise that you're chained down to a wooden board... and out of the corner of your eye you can see Barney the dinosaur putting on some leather gloves and heating up a red-hot poker.



You look to your left and see empty teletubby suits, and besides them you can see a brutally tortured man being forced inside a red suit by a pack of manbearpigs. They turn to you, holding the former shell of TwinkyWinky, and you sense that Barney the Purple Dinosaur is ready to determine your fate.



Quietly, you slip back into unconsciousnesses, and fall back to sleep.



I wish I had the power to control Otters.


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

Delete

fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you do, but after years of controlling them and using them to overtake the world they become aware of the fact and uprise against you, now we are all slaves to them.

i wish i had a polo.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

Delete

Skatto
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687
Posted:Granted. But so ludicrously large is the polo that as it materializes around you - you end up becoming forever trapped within its overwhelmingly minty middle.

I wish my printer printed high quality photographic prints like the manual said it would.


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

Delete

fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:i does, then you die.

i wish i was cool.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

Delete

newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You get so cool you catch pneumonia.
I wish a plumber would magically manifest for free and sort out my kitchen sink.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

Delete

KittyKill


KittyKill

enthusiast
Location: Ontario

Total posts: 365
Posted:as you wish! he will fix the problem but cause many more

I wish my hair did not take so long to get done
?


Have you ever notice that poi is spelled backwords on the key board.............................................creepycool

Delete

newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali

Total posts: 4030
Posted:Your hair falls out and there's nothing to do.

I wish I knew if this Uni course was worth doing.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

Delete

Skatto
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687
Posted:Granted. It's not, in fact you forsee that if you continue down the path and complete the course then your life will take a horrible twist. You'll fail in all your ambitions and become a lonely door-to-door umbrella salesman. Unfortuantly, if you don't take the course, the only other option you have is becoming an apprentice of a door-to-door umbrella repairman.

Eitherway, you're now stuck in the dodgy umbrella business, and there's nothing you can do about it.
(Other than sell badly made umbrellas).

I wish I was better at spinning poi.


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

Delete

DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You will be just practice more.

I wish i could tell people to "DO A SEARCH" without feeling like a harsh censored


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

Delete

Page: 1...1920212223...58

Similar Topics

Using the keywords [corrupt wish] we found the following similar topics.
1. Forums > Corrupt a Wish [1 reply]
2. Forums > I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair [20 replies]
3. Forums > Shane's Wish [7 replies]
4. Forums > Wish Corruption Game [6 replies]
5. Forums > Skully LTC and Chutney wish you merry christmas! [19 replies]

     Show more..