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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Everyone falls apart limb by limb.....and by everyone i mean you and your loved ones. luckily you all fall apart in the same room, so you still have eachother.....too bad your head lands favce down in a mound of sand.....


I wish i was photogenic

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you become photogenic and everyone wnats to take you photo including the paparazzi and you end up becoming some sort of celeb and ahve to live in hiding for the rest of you life, somewhere sandy.(with bad sand not good sand)

i wish not so many people wanted to take my picture.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
People stop taking your picture and you are rubbed out of existance.



I wish i had TWO bagels

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
you have two bagels, but those pesky seagull nab em right out of your hand. the second seagull takes your hand with it..

i wish i had less essays to write.

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you have less essays to write...because someones dog ate them.

i wish i didn't have to go tomorrow.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
you dont have to go tommorow, as you develop agorophobia...and never leave where you are again.

I wish my dreads smelt nice.

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Your dreads smell good enough to eat. And are eaten.

I wish I was not fail at wii.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
nature takes it's course and you go to the toilet for a wee

I wish that potty humor wasn't crude.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
Potty humour becomes main stream, and next thing you know.....2girls1cup is on daytime television (if you dont know bout the afore mentioned website....count your blessings)

I wish I never seen that movie.

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you become me. Never saw the movie but heard much about it so you know not to watch it. Bad news is....well, yer me.


i wish for whirled peas

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


hanhanmember
38 posts
Location: Sydney


Posted:
Potty humour isn't crude, all you friends love hearing about your digestive system, in fact they wish you would talk about it more often.

I wish the sky wasn't going to fall on our heads

I love my new CareBear hula hoops smile


hanhanmember
38 posts
Location: Sydney


Posted:
hmm I knew I shouldn't have walked away and done other stuff before posting my silly post and potty humour...please ignore my last post and I will continue from Poje's post (post post post)

whirled peas is too hard and messy to achieve as I'm sure you know peas can only stand a certain amount of whirling before they splatter green moosh everywhere... can you make do with World Peace

I wish the sky wasn't going to fall on our heads

I love my new CareBear hula hoops smile


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
The sky does not fall on anybody's head. And then you explode.

I wish for an end to famein

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
there is an end to famein but lots and lots of famine.

i wish that people who knew that didn't.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


hanhanmember
38 posts
Location: Sydney


Posted:
they don't neither do you

I wish it wasn't raining right now so I could be playing in the park with fire!!

I love my new CareBear hula hoops smile


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
it stops rainging and when you go to practice you get hit by lightning, you die and it starts to rain on your corpse.



I wish........for a tissue

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one but it's a snotty one.

i wish that i could be very profound

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
a pro extremely finds you and takes you under his wong. Tis ashame he's a pro failure.



I wish for some nuggets o' chicken

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
You develop tumours underneath your armpits, which upon closer inpection turn out to be benine Nuggets of chicken. MMMMM Loverly.....

I wish I could sing.

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you can, but singing is outlawed because of it.

i wish i could buy one of those.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get one as a gift, but its the wrong one. It ends up eating the flesh off of you over the next 5 months



I wish i had a toothpick jammed into my eye

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you do but it turns out to be not as fun as you thought, oh and you die.

i wish bart was taller.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
bart is taller, 9' 7". Now he is constantly bumping his head on doorframes.

I wish bart was a baller, I wish he had a girl with a phone (he could call her), I wish he had a rabbit in a hat and a bat..........

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
He was and did and somebody wrote a song about him. but then the world found out it was bout him and the paps went mental chasing him about the street. so he flashed at there flashes and got arrested.

I wish I could win that jackpot rollover on the euro millions

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
A jackpot rolls over you on euro millions.

I wish this thread would liven up again.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
The thread livened up enough to start its own party, but the thread got soo drunk that everyone wrote anything anywhere and it became so out of control that the moderator had to call the police and the thread was lifted for disturbing the peace. that was the end of the thread as we know it.

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in britneys rehab clinic. for the craic

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get your wish but they have flyspray.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Kazam you grow yourself a lovely flowing head of hair but to only burn it off playing with fire.

I wish I was david attenborough.

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You instantly turn 80 odd years of age, and promptly die of shock.


I wish I had a pair of shoes that fitted.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
They fit ON YOUR FACE!!!!

I wish my wish would make itself.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


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