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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Suprise!!! a whole box of Rasen Brian!!!!! Here is some 2% milk too. Enjoy.




i wish the boob bus would get here....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
The boob bus runs you over.

I wish surprises were always good. And that everything was surprising all the time.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


AmaraOSILVER Member
Member
67 posts
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz., Australia


Posted:
ugh...lost it. I had something smart and it disappeared.

You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


AmaraOSILVER Member
Member
67 posts
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz., Australia


Posted:
Lets try that again....

You get a good surprise, but you forget where you put it...and then you are so surprised by everything being surprising your heart explodes from the stress of all the said surprisedness....*grin*

I wish I was beautiful

You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You become beautiful. To toads. And not the turn-into-handsome-prince kind either, which doesn't stop you trying.


I wish I was a god, of a smallish, well behaved island somewhere in the South Pacific, that sacrifices cocunuts and bananas to my greatness.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
They sacrafice them by throwing them at you.

I wish more people were here.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
N-Sync follow you around for the rest of your life, singing their songs in barbershop quartet fashion, you are never lonely again, and it starts off quite entertaining. However as you can imagine, it begins to make life very..difficult.

I wish I could speak in cat language

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
. . . .
that was unspeakbably, horribly cruel.

Goes to cry in a corner.

You can speak in cat language, but they hate you.

I wish I were on the bus.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You are on the wrong bus, N-sync in-tow ubblol

I wish I had a posse

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one but it turns out to actually be more of herd, "bleet" also they are a everyannoyingboybandintheworld tribute act and never shut up, "bleet"

i wish for nothing.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get nothing, but there is a deal on all nothing wishes today that includes a tub full of llama turds which is dumped on your front door


I wish I didn't spend all my money too quickly

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you don't, because you don't have any.

i wish that i had my own country.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get your own country but the people hate you so they behead you and turn your country into an American Superstate (like Hawai)





I wish I was a billionair

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
you are a billion pockets of air. however there is an extremely annoying child with a very sharp needle who seems intent on popping the life out of you..

i wish farts didnt smell bad.

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Farts no longer smell bad but they also lose all humor that is associated with them and the whole world becomes a very dull place.

I wish I lived to work rather than working to live.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you live to work but end up wishing that you worked to live because it was rubish.

i wish i had night vision powers.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You gain night vision powers and then gouge your eyes out after seeing what some people actually manage to get up to in the cinema.

I wish fuel was free.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Fuel is free but due to America, China and India all fuel reserves run dry within a month.

I wish that I had a tub of Ben and Jerrys "Phish Food" (that Ice Cream for those that think I'm strange) that would never run out.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
In a "stop little porridge pot, stop" kinda scenario the Phish Food grows and spreads over the entire globe, freezing everything in its path.

Only the fish can save us but due to a freak lactose intolerance epidemic they cant eat the ice cream and we all die frown



I wish i had a better computer...

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one, even two! but everyone realizes that computers are not as fun as doing other stuff and go to a big party, while you are the only one on the web.

i wish i didn't spend so much time on the computer.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
your computer falls on you and breaks your leg


I wish for a Noah's New York egg bagel

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one plus a flood of eggs and bagels.

i wish for a thousand 10p coins.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You get a thousand 10p coins, in a sock, to the face.

I wish Brian was back

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
That is pretty corrupt already......
You hear a knock at your door and you see Brian and his cousin, Zack. Your new roommates!! how cool.


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i wish i never meet them.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You wake up in Las Vegas andc discover you are married to both of them with a nespaper on your face announcing the global outlawing of divorce.

I wish my exam results would come out and make me pass.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
your exam results come out your anal passage...and make you pass wind. and a small amount of browny coloured dribble excretes itself at the same time

i wish i had a teleporter.

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get a teleporter but you miscalculate the co-ordinates and teleport into a wall

I wish that this time next year we'll be millionairs

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
we will, but money becomes worthless as so many people have so much.

i wish i was king.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You become king of chernoble.

I wish to be incorruptible.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you beome incorruptible and everyone likes you except every other incorruptible person, you'r the only one in thousands upon thousand of corupted people while the peole who didn't wish for incorruptibility and gained it naturally are all on an island somewhere partying.


i wish that we could all live in pieces.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


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