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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Suprise!!! a whole box of Rasen Brian!!!!! Here is some 2% milk too. Enjoy.




i wish the boob bus would get here....


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:The boob bus runs you over.

I wish surprises were always good. And that everything was surprising all the time.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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AmaraO
SILVER Member since Jan 2008

AmaraO

Member
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz.

Total posts: 67
Posted:ugh...lost it. I had something smart and it disappeared.

You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.

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AmaraO
SILVER Member since Jan 2008

AmaraO

Member
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz.

Total posts: 67
Posted:Lets try that again....

You get a good surprise, but you forget where you put it...and then you are so surprised by everything being surprising your heart explodes from the stress of all the said surprisedness....*grin*

I wish I was beautiful


You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:You become beautiful. To toads. And not the turn-into-handsome-prince kind either, which doesn't stop you trying.


I wish I was a god, of a smallish, well behaved island somewhere in the South Pacific, that sacrifices cocunuts and bananas to my greatness.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:They sacrafice them by throwing them at you.

I wish more people were here.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:N-Sync follow you around for the rest of your life, singing their songs in barbershop quartet fashion, you are never lonely again, and it starts off quite entertaining. However as you can imagine, it begins to make life very..difficult.

I wish I could speak in cat language


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:. . . .
that was unspeakbably, horribly cruel.

Goes to cry in a corner.

You can speak in cat language, but they hate you.

I wish I were on the bus.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:You are on the wrong bus, N-sync in-tow ubblol

I wish I had a posse


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get one but it turns out to actually be more of herd, "bleet" also they are a everyannoyingboybandintheworld tribute act and never shut up, "bleet"

i wish for nothing.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time

Total posts: 1207
Posted:you get nothing, but there is a deal on all nothing wishes today that includes a tub full of llama turds which is dumped on your front door


I wish I didn't spend all my money too quickly


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you don't, because you don't have any.

i wish that i had my own country.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get your own country but the people hate you so they behead you and turn your country into an American Superstate (like Hawai)





I wish I was a billionair


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:you are a billion pockets of air. however there is an extremely annoying child with a very sharp needle who seems intent on popping the life out of you..

i wish farts didnt smell bad.


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:Farts no longer smell bad but they also lose all humor that is associated with them and the whole world becomes a very dull place.

I wish I lived to work rather than working to live.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you live to work but end up wishing that you worked to live because it was rubish.

i wish i had night vision powers.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You gain night vision powers and then gouge your eyes out after seeing what some people actually manage to get up to in the cinema.

I wish fuel was free.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:Fuel is free but due to America, China and India all fuel reserves run dry within a month.

I wish that I had a tub of Ben and Jerrys "Phish Food" (that Ice Cream for those that think I'm strange) that would never run out.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:In a "stop little porridge pot, stop" kinda scenario the Phish Food grows and spreads over the entire globe, freezing everything in its path.

Only the fish can save us but due to a freak lactose intolerance epidemic they cant eat the ice cream and we all die frown



I wish i had a better computer...


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get one, even two! but everyone realizes that computers are not as fun as doing other stuff and go to a big party, while you are the only one on the web.

i wish i didn't spend so much time on the computer.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:your computer falls on you and breaks your leg


I wish for a Noah's New York egg bagel


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get one plus a flood of eggs and bagels.

i wish for a thousand 10p coins.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You get a thousand 10p coins, in a sock, to the face.

I wish Brian was back


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:That is pretty corrupt already......
You hear a knock at your door and you see Brian and his cousin, Zack. Your new roommates!! how cool.


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i wish i never meet them.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You wake up in Las Vegas andc discover you are married to both of them with a nespaper on your face announcing the global outlawing of divorce.

I wish my exam results would come out and make me pass.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:your exam results come out your anal passage...and make you pass wind. and a small amount of browny coloured dribble excretes itself at the same time

i wish i had a teleporter.


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get a teleporter but you miscalculate the co-ordinates and teleport into a wall

I wish that this time next year we'll be millionairs


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:we will, but money becomes worthless as so many people have so much.

i wish i was king.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You become king of chernoble.

I wish to be incorruptible.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you beome incorruptible and everyone likes you except every other incorruptible person, you'r the only one in thousands upon thousand of corupted people while the peole who didn't wish for incorruptibility and gained it naturally are all on an island somewhere partying.


i wish that we could all live in pieces.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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