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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Everything is back to normal, but only for a second, when you blink everything is in utter chaos.

I wish every time I fall someone is there to catch me.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
every time you fall someone is there to catch you ... unfortunately its cactus man ( i like your wish )

i wish everything goes to plan

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It does.

MY plan. MUUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I wish I was still asleep.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
you *are* still asleep

but youre dreaming about the game smile

i wish i had another biscuit

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
You have another biscuit, but it is awful and stale.

I wish I got get something right for once.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


CPlater1BRONZE Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
You get something right, but as you were aiming to do something wrong, it doesn't work anyway.

I wish my hair was more blue than black!

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It is now more blue than black as is you skin and quite frankly you look like a smurf

I wish for the sky to fall.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
A piece of the sky falls and we are all sucked into a black hole with the flying bunnies.

I wish the world was perfect in everyone's eyes.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
We all become the stars in each of our own movies Everythign works out all the time just how everyone wants....which leads to a cunundrum of effect with out the cause and the world implodes.


I wish for a snausage

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
You get a vegan snausage.. and it tastes funky.

I wish... I had a Cello.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get a BEAUTIFUL new cello and you sit down to play and bring the bow across te strings and the....c-string snaps and whips you in the eye. Your eyeball hurts immensely for a couple minutes before falling out to the ground. In shock, you don;t notice the increasing push of the cello against you and it knocks you out of your seat and crushes you beneath it.



I wish i were an oscar mayer weiner.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
You are an Oscar Mayer Weiner. Buuut, You constantly have to run from dogs and people trying to eat you.

I wish I had chocolate.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you had chocolate but you ate it and now you have none

i wish i could put cling film on my own back

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
You put cling film on your own back (totally not asking why) but it doesn't cling... and falls to the floor seconds later.

I wish people found it normal to put nutella on a grilled cheese...

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It is now normal to put nuttela on grilled cheese but one day the grilled cheese burns your mouth so badly that you are no longer able to taste anything.

I wish that I held the world in the palm of my hand. Mwah Ha Ha!!!

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
your hands grow to giant proportions and the world can now fit into it unfortunatly you can no longer blow your nose and you suffocate on snot

i wish she would stop playing games

WiccanChica the cling film was to cover my new tattoo

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
She stops playing games of all kinds.. but now it is utterly boring and you loose whatever is left of your sanity.

I wish hot coco didn't burn my mouth the first few sips

(Bodhisattva, I totally knew that -innocent smile- but that's awesome)

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


IishxcSILVER Member
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA


Posted:
The hot coco doesn't burn your mouth after the first few sips but now it burns you when you at least expect it like the 5th or seventh sip.

I wish the world was like a video game that I knew the cheats to

Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Life is now precisely like a video game, sadly that game is Resident Evil so there are zombies crawling out from every nook can cranny... sadly the only cheats available are to make yourself completely naked.

I wish humans hadn't tainted the earth.

hug


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Humans never tainted the earth since technology, and all of it's associated pro and cons, never developed.

I wish for wetware (similar to the matrix but nicer) to be a reality.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


FearpigSILVER Member
member - tee hee "member"
279 posts
Location: Bethnal Green, London, England (UK)


Posted:
You get sweet wetware.... and then a virus!

I wish to be in Aus.

"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrödinger


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
AfearpigUS , there you go !

i wish my phone would ring when i want it to

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


IishxcSILVER Member
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA


Posted:
You're phone starts to ring you want it to but after a while it breaks down and starts to ring and never stops.

I wish the world was made out of duct tape.

WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
The world is now made of duct tape. but that includes plants so we all have to resort to eating duct tape the rest of our lives.

I wish I could have a massage.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get massaged by a ChoMo.


I wish Funyuns were never ending.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
They are now never ending, but you shortly get sick of them and don't want them anymore.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You now have gut ache

I wish my little soldier was 12".
EDITED_BY: DarkFyre (1222936160)
EDIT_REASON: I forgot to make a wish... Doh

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


the mind gap.old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon


Posted:
You notice a midget poking you with his bayonet.

I wish I could be bothered to go and get another beer.

wherever you go, there you are.


IishxcSILVER Member
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA


Posted:
You go get that beer but there was something was in it making you pass out and when you wake you are in a tub full of ice.

I wish fire didn't hurt when you touch it

hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
It doesn't. You have leprosy.

I wish I didn't work with so many eejit managers who all contradict one another..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


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