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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you have mind control but you can only control your own


i wish i had super healing abilities

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You have super healing powers and the masses fear you and in a lynch killing you are beheaded and thats a bit too much for your powers to heal.

I wish for a snickers bar.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BouweSILVER Member
stranger
15 posts
Location: Utrecht, Netherlands


Posted:
you get your snickers bar but suddenly it turns out you are allergic to nuts

i wish i could make any wish i had come true

Frisbeetarianism: the belief that when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof.

whatever you do, DON'T - oh nevermind....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get your wish , but the only wish you can now make is the wish that any wish you have comes true


i wish i never have to pay for beer again

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
beer ceases to exist

I wish teleportation existed

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Teleportation now exists, but only midgets are allowed to do it. Therefore you are unable to harvest its powers.

I wish I had a fire Puppy Hammer

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


adeathlyauraGOLD Member
The Poi Spinning Undead
173 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, United States, USA


Posted:
Wish granted, but since you didn't clarify your true meaning, you get a puppy taped to a hammer on fire.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.

Question everything.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get the ability , but the military kidnap you and perform nasty ,painful experiments on you for the rest of your life



i wish i had the ability to always have the fancy dress costume that i needed

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You do but you get arrested for stealing clothes from the local kindegarden.

I wish for a fire sword smile

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you get a fire sword.. but it has a metal blade and a fire hilt and you cannot hold it.

I wish I had an apple

Just a dancer in the dark


adeathlyauraGOLD Member
The Poi Spinning Undead
173 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, United States, USA


Posted:
You get an apple, but it's made of wax.

I wish that I could breathe underwater.

Question everything.


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
you gain said ability... it's only active in the absence of water however

EDIT: I wish I remembered to make a wish

EDITED_BY: Seaspray (1319409311)

Just a dancer in the dark


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
You remember to make a wish , but waste it on wishing to remember to make a wish



I wish I had an endless supply of chalk

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


miigearBRONZE Member
member
16 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Then the chalk turn into colourfull sand.. laugh3

I wish i knew how to swim.

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do, but only in molten lava. Tragically, you aren't lava-proof.

I wish I were more awake.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
bading! you now have caffeine injected directly into your veins... perhaps a bit too much caffeine though, you keep shaking so much you spill everything you pick up. your eyes are going in and out of focus and you start hallucinating dead people chasing you as a result of no sleep...

I wish teleportation stations were readily available

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Through a tragic accident involving a waffle iron and a lightning strike, you are now trapped in a game of Team Fortress 2.

I wish I had a clone to help me with these essays

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
You acquire a clone... who not only helps you with your essay, but completes it for you! He attends your classes, writes your papers, then renders you obsolete and keeps you in a cage as his pet monkey named seasea...

I wish I got a full ride scholarship from the business school.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You did. The school is located in Somalia, though.

I wish I could easily lose 40 lbs.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Jeffery795SILVER Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Albury, NSW, Australia.


Posted:
You lose the 40 lbs with no effort at all, but then eat a single bit of popcorn and put on 60 lbs.

I wish I could like Nutella instead of being in love with Vegemite.

You Lost The Game.


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
See that's what happens when you outsource your popcorn!

You get hit on the head with a coconut, which changes your taste buds to love Nutella ten times as much as you love vegemite! You then hear in the news that all Nutella factories have been taken over by squirrels and Nutella will no longer be sold anywhere.

I wish that I could sleep as long as I wanted whenever I wanted.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Jeffery795SILVER Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Albury, NSW, Australia.


Posted:
You gain the ability to sleep as long as you wanted whenever you wanted, but your sleep is haunted by dreams to evil squirrels stealing all your popcorn as soon as you put it to your mouth.. frown

I wish that Ned Stark never had to die :'(

You Lost The Game.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ned Stark didn't have to die ...... but he chose too

I wish life was simple

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Everything in life becomes simple. So simple that nothing is challenging anymore. You lose interest and are forever doomed to look for something interesting.

I wish that My girlfriend gets money for campfire tickets

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
Your girlfriend gets money for campfire tickets, unfortunately she also gets a 'tip off' from a con artist on a 'lucky horse' and fritters it away on a bad bet. Your girlfriend also now has a gambling problem.

I wish I owned a galleon ship

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Jeffery795SILVER Member
newbie
28 posts
Location: Albury, NSW, Australia.


Posted:
You are granted your hair dye the lasts longer than a fortnight, but sadly the die is only visible to you and the squirrels..

I wish I had some 100% Kerosene

You Lost The Game.


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
You have 100% Kerosene but some 7 foot ruffian has taken all your toys and run away..saad face.

I wish the corruption of my last wish made sense...

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
It makes sense But that means your last wish changed to something about hair dye and you still don't have a galleon


I wish i could turn back time and make everything good again

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


SuchGOLD Member
Rancor
253 posts
Location: Right Here, USA


Posted:
You turn back time and remedy everything bad in the world, but take all of the bad onto yourself.

I wish I had a Krav Maga dojo in my city.

Human


wowlijetgoldstranger
15 posts

Posted:
*spam*
EDITED_BY: Malcolm (1340056926)
EDIT_REASON: spam

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