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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
You get given a box.

I wish I was a wiser man, carrying the weight of popular demand.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You are a wiser man, however popular demand turns out to be heavier than initially thought, you are crushed under the weight.

I wish I had a rainbow gun

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get a rainbow gun but you don't get any rainbow bullets


I wish that I had a decent pair of stompin' boots

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You get your stomping boots but your soul gets eaten by cthulu.

I wish I didnt have a parade tomorrow to do.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Cthulu gets to the parade and devours all souls present

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


PhaiGOLD Member
member
113 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
I wish Poje had a wish I could corrupt.

ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
Poje has a wish you can corrupt but Cthulu corrupts it first and then eats your soul.

I wish I didnt have to eat peoples souls.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Chulupa no longer feels the need to corrupt/devour/eat/obliterate/or concume in any way. Now Chihuahua eats chis


i wish my chi doesnt get eaten

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Your chi isn't eaten, it's annhiliated by an anti-chi cannon of phenomenal proportions.

I wish for an anti-chi cannon of managable proportions.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get your anti-chi cannon of manageably propotions but it backfire due to a manufacturing fault

I wish a devastaing war that would destroy every living / mechanical / inanimate thing on Eart (including the Earth and anythiing orbiting it)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Corrupt enough. It happens this thread is gone, boards are gone, no more spinning. Good thing i was last to post on that thread :P


i wish this thread didnt die.......or do it?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
It does?

I wish this wasn't surreal

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
it's not surreal unfortunatly its become far to real for it to be healthy for you and your doctor recomends that you stop it imediaatly

I wish for sharks with frikin' laser beams attached to their heads

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You get sharks with frikin' laser beams attached to their heads, they maul/laser you for hours, eventually letting you go, however you have lost all your limbs. And I'd imagine are probably bleeding .quite profusely



I wish for 2 perfect slices of well-buttered toast
EDITED_BY: BurdaA (1195550989)

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Makomember
53 posts

Posted:
You get your 2 slices of perfect toast...but you drop it naturally of course it lands butter side down!

I wish I could get this damn laser off my head

If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get the damed laser off of your head but you accidently give yourself a full frontal lobotamy in the process.



I wish for some cake

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You begin going the distance, going for speed. Yer all alone, all alone in yer time of need. As yer racing and pacing and plotting the turns............
you lost.



i wish i had the holy mcguffin

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You get the holy mcguffin.

Andc the corruption is . . .
you get the holy mcguffin.

I wish I could pull away from KoL

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
you can touch the sky... although its nothing impressive because its all around you.. and billions of other people can do it too

i wish i could spend xmas with my bf

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
way to corrupt some past wish :-p


you get to spend xmas with yer boyfriend but he tragically dies in an electrical/tree fire.


i wish for nothing to happen.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Nothing does happen, ever again. Except to you. Bad stuff mostly. Dry skin, gunge baths, falling over, pterodactyl attacks that sort of stuff..alone..forever

I wish for an elusive, aflame moose with notable facial hair..and a marshmallow.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


CBMSGOLD Member
newbie
15 posts
Location: Victoria BC, Canada


Posted:
The moose walks gracefully over to youu, is shot, and falls on you, crushing you to death.

I want a lovely bunch of coconuts

And Shepherds We Shall Be..
"Is my hair on fire?"
Damn! My pants really are on fire!"
So the whole white gas thing on the campfire was a bad idea....


Makomember
53 posts

Posted:
You recieve a lovely bunch of coconuts, unfortunately they were the only coconuts on a small island inhabited by coconut eating monkeys, they all starve and its all your fault!

I wish I could eat garlic without getting stinky breath

If a tree falls in a forest with no one to witness it...do the other trees laugh?


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You eat garlic, then forget how to breathe.


I wish someone nice would give me a job, doing something fun and legal and would pay me well and on time.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You get said job and become a workaholic. Completely losing touch with the world outside your job.



I wish I could draw

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you can draw but it becomes illegal and you get hung, drawn and quatered for flaunting the law

I wish I could go to the moon

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You go to the moon but forgot the space suit.

I wish i would become a Zombie and destroy the world.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you become a zombie and realise that all of the souls you have consumed are now worthless to you because you now crave brains.

I wish I had grown up in the circus.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Hey presto, you grew up in the circus! As a performing lion.


I wish I could get NZ citizenship, so I wouldn't have to go back to smelly old England.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get NZ citzenship and you end up living in smelly old Rotorua on Maori land which they come and claim thus leaving you homeless.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


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