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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:You were all un corrupted by the wish and you all got cake. although you all became soo sickly nice to each other that you all killed each other off.

I wish it was the start of festival season again, and there was no such thing as football season.


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:The football season ceases to exist, only to be replaced by...Festival season! Yay!

Unfortunately, due to the rapidly worsening weather conditions, all festivals are wet, thundery and thoroughly ruined. And best of all just as the new year begins to warm up sometime next april. Festival season reaches it's end.

Congratulations, you ruined festival season... for everyone. Subsequently, you are forced to watch football forever.


I wish for a breath of fresh air (metaphorical not literal please).


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get you metaphorical breath of fresh air and the your lungs metaphoricaly collaps due to the fact that they arn't used to anything metaphorcaly fresher than city smog.

I wish I could invent something that was really cool to look at but also awsomely destructive (much more powerfull than a nuke)


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:You invent yourself a huge firework which has the bestest colours in the world. It is magnificent. the colours are hipnotising and everyone in the world can see it. But as everyone in the world is looking at it you find that it blinds the whole world, all the animals of the world and the man on the moon (yes I am a bit obsessed with him at the moment). But also the huge coloured fire ball falls back to the world with such great force when it lands in the see that it causes the biggest tsunami and wipes out the blind world.

I wish I could meet santa and pet the reindeers. they look soo cute.


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:I don't even need to corrupt this one.. reindeer are pretty dangerous.. especially the adult males, they frequently attack keepers.. really... we were gonna get one until my parents found that out.

Anyway.. I'll go corrupt it anyway.. unfortunately, your wish is granted by a dyslexic fairy, and you get to meet satan. And his psychopathic reindeer.


I wish I could breathe underwater, as well as out of water.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You can breathe both underwater and out of it. However you now breathe helium instead of oxygen and quickly asphyxiate.

I wish to be utterly unaffected by this wish on every conceivable level.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Deamon_Llama
Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne
Member Since: 14th Oct 2007
Total posts: 78
Posted:You are not affected by your wish at all, but everyone else gets cake. But not you, you don't get any cake.


I wish for my horse to win the melbourne cup, so i win all of the sweep's money!


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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:your horse wins the melbourne cup, and you win all of the sweeps money, but then you have a sudden need to be charitable and give all the money away to a childrens hospice biggrin

i wish it wasn't so darn cold, but also that it wouldn't get too hot.


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Its about 88 degrees out, and your loving it, Too bad you got teleported over to my house and this 88 degrees is during our winter, once summer comes it creeps back up to 110+ and you melt



i wish i had a corn dog, that is not made of actual dog.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You have an actual dog, made of corn.


I wish I could find a really cheap flight that wouldn't crash, and results in me winding up in the correct destination, at the right time, and without me getting arrested/killed.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get your flight annd you arrive in you destination only to find that you left all of your money and your return ticket at home

I wish I had a perfectly innocent cup of tea


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Deamon_Llama
Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne
Member Since: 14th Oct 2007
Total posts: 78
Posted:You get a perfectly innocent cup of tea. The sugar, however, is wanted in 13 countries around the world.

I wish my hair ties would stop breaking on me.


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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:your hair ties stop breaking on you, because all of them get taken away from you and you end up having to use an ordinary elastic band that really hurts your hair

i wish i could drive a car


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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You can drive a car, but you can't have one.

I wish I could move like jet li (in let's say...Hero). All floaty and dainty, running up walls and such.


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You can, but the car is a Decepticon and transforms with you still inside, crushing you horribly.

I wish I knew more about the russian revolution


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:ooooops Bound to happen eventually



Due to a lack of specification as to which one, you're head receives information on every russian revolution simultaneously. Oh dear, a head can't possibly handle that much information at once can it?

No. The results are quite terrible.



I'll use my last one please biggrin


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You can, but are now completely blind.

I wish for a cookie.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:you get a cookie... made of rabbits droppings and cranberrys

i wish my foot was better


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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Your foot is better . . . better for causing you PAIN AND DEATH!

I wish for . . . your ma


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:You get my mom ,but then you get stuck with her constantly vetching at you. even in your sleep.



I wish i had enough money to buy out my contract from the military.

EDITED_BY: _VT_ (1194446872)


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:you get my ma, and then realise she really wasnt worth wishing for.

i wish for a mercedes slk 320


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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You buy out your army contract but are immeidately crushed by the mercedes slk 320

I wish I knew what this l;ecturer was on about


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:i know what the lecturer is on about, he finds out that you do and asks you to finish the lesson while he goes for a coffee.

i wish i knew what was the real cause of global warming


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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You discover that it's you

I wish I ahd to time to read my college books.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:you have time to read your college books, because you actually get kicked out of college and have nothing better to do.

i wish that i could kill someone without remorse.....


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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You can, but have no difficulty coming forward and are subsequently imprisoned for life

I wish I'd stop procrastinating


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you'll stop procrastinating....tomorrow.


I wish someone would buy me one of those new 4.8ft LED staffs that wre in the shop now, send it to me, it get here promptly, and didnt lead to my demise.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby
Member Since: 15th Aug 2006
Total posts: 916
Posted:you get the staff sent to you promptely, and you don't die because of it. but it you drop it and break all the led light thingys

i wish for a pain killer


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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You get a guy who kills you with pain.

I wish for foods.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You are bombarded for several minutes with bar side peanuts from what seems like every direction, your mouth frozen aghast. After your time is up the bombardment ceases, and upon closer inspection the peanuts have mysteriouly disappeared. The only evidence of their existence is a coating of salt, a few rogue nuts in various facial cavities and the faint aroma of urine



I wish the sun would rise before me and was still up when I finish work


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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