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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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JoshDG


newbie
Location: Pontypridd

Total posts: 49
Posted:You find a paddington bear costume but get accused of being pedo bear and get locked up for life with no chance of release.


I wish I had a Ford Mustang Gt550 2010 model.


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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:You get that exact car, WITH a supermodel! but then are charged and convicted of a murder you didn't commit... you escape, but due to everyone knowing that you have that car and model, you can never be with them again...

Wish that the halloween fire will go well


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:it goes so well that there's not a single piece left when you turn up to light it


i wish i didn't feel like i'd been repeatedly kicked in the kidneys


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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poismylove


poismylove

poi addict
Location: cali

Total posts: 196
Posted:you no longer feel like you were kicked in the kidneys, but then someone comes and shoots you in your kidneys and you die frown

i wish that whenever i wanted to buy something i could just reach into any pocket on me and pull out the exact amount every time.


to spin or not to spin, that is the question.

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:you get the ability to pull out the exact amount of money you need from your pocket .... unfortunately the government bans pockets and you cannot buy anything .


i wish i could go shooting instead of being at work


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:you go shooting, but while hunting for quail, you accidentally shoot dick cheney in the face with a shotgun blast. He lives, but sends you to prison for being as stupid as he is...

I wish I could be self-sufficient


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:you are sufficiently yourself



i wish i had angry white pyjamas


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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JoshDG


newbie
Location: Pontypridd

Total posts: 49
Posted:You get angry white pyjamas but someone comes and gives them prozac and they mellow out tongue2



I wish I had atleast one regret after atleast one decisions that turned out to be bad in my life.


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Seaspray


Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind

Total posts: 924
Posted:You regret your next bad call immensely. So much so, that you retreat within yourself in an attempt to avoid having to make a decision ever again


I wish I'd thought of making Quesadillas so much sooner

EDITED_BY: Seaspray (1289000030)


Just a dancer in the dark

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JoshDG


newbie
Location: Pontypridd

Total posts: 49
Posted:Well Seaspray it seems you have granted the corrupt part of the wish, sorry it's not a personal dig but just a high coincidence.

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:@seasprays wish: You go back in time, telepathically messaging yourself, telling yourself to make quesadillas, unfortunately, you forget to turn off the stove, (or oven depending on how you cook quesadillas) and your house burns down, you emerge from the ashes only to find yourself surrounded with squirrels... Quesadillas were good though smile

I wish I could manipulate fire with my mind grin


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Seaspray


Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind

Total posts: 924
Posted:you gain the ability to manipulate fire with your mind, but unfortunately require the fire to be in direct contact with your body

@ Josh I'm sorry!!! I need to stop doing that... second time something like that's happened frown

I wish I weren't so good at realistic wish corruption, and that I had lots of quesadillas frown


Just a dancer in the dark

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JoshDG


newbie
Location: Pontypridd

Total posts: 49
Posted:No worries, I've come to the conclussion that everyone else is allowed to have a partner except me and censored happens but mainly when I try and help but end up digging rather than filling in holes.

You get your wish that you weren't so good at wish corruption and you get lots of quesadillas but are cursed. The curse is, for every quesadilis you touch/consume you will be plagued with one of each wishes you have corrupeted in the past.

I wish I could just do good that actually benefits rather than good that turns out to land me in a worse position than I was originally in.


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Seaspray


Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind

Total posts: 924
Posted:hug

Just a dancer in the dark

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:unfortunately you cannot so you do bad instead which lands you in a better position but now nobody likes you

i wish i could of granted the last wish


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:You grant the last wish, then godzilla sits on you (temporarily)

I wish I had a pet sloth that spoke english


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:you get an english speaking sloth ..... but you go deaf


i wish i could see what would have happened if i'd chosen the opposite choices in life


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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brenonfire413
SILVER Member since Dec 2009

brenonfire413

Fire Spinner Exarch
Location: New Orleans, LA United States,...

Total posts: 514
Posted:You see what would have happened and realize you end up in your current life situation regardless

I wish for a sandwich: turkey and swiss on rye, tomato, lettuce, onion and some pepperoncini on the side. No mayo or mustard please!


"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:You get said sandwich, however the bread is mouldy.

I wish my cold would go away


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Night Crawler
BRONZE Member since Sep 2010

Night Crawler

newbie
Location: Staffordshire. UK

Total posts: 46
Posted:Your wish is granted. Your cold is now gone, but instead you catch the flu.

I wish for a Pink fluffy pornographic heferlump wearing a pink tutu singing YMCA! (Dont ask)


'You can only be free when you have nothing to loose'

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brenonfire413
SILVER Member since Dec 2009

brenonfire413

Fire Spinner Exarch
Location: New Orleans, LA United States,...

Total posts: 514
Posted:Heferlump delivered, only this heferlump is the giver, not the taker. You two are going to have a fun fun night.

I wish for a new job....


"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:You now have a new job! Too bad you dislike it much more than your current job. Its also a shame that your old job now allows you to play on trampolines and do poi all day rather than actually working.


I wish I was bacon.


hug

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:your wish comes true! you get burnt alive in oil on a giant frying pan, then eaten by a fat person and become their 6th tummy roll.

i wish i was in bed.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:you are in bed, yay! ....But it's strapped to a conveyer belt, inches from a rotating saw, in a factory in the middle of nowhere... noone is there to save you this time...!

I wish my itchy bites didnt itch


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:your bites stop itching ...... but the rest of your body starts


i wish i was finished


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Lina13


Lina13

PhantomShadow
Location: In Your Shadow

Total posts: 6
Posted:you finish the whole universe finishes in a single pop! then Big Bang2 happens and its starts again.

I wish i could hide in shadows


It's only awkward if you make it awkard

10% of car theives are left handed
All Polar Bears are left handed
There is a 10% chance that your car was stolen by a polar bear

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Seaspray


Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind

Total posts: 924
Posted:you gain the ability to hide in Shadows. You do this by becoming Nightcrawler (one of his powers :P). Marvel then sues you for all the money in the universe. And a bent paperclip

I wish I were a rich man idle diddle diedle diedle day! oi!


Just a dancer in the dark

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brenonfire413
SILVER Member since Dec 2009

brenonfire413

Fire Spinner Exarch
Location: New Orleans, LA United States,...

Total posts: 514
Posted:Your blood has turned to eggnog and you're filled with chocolate cake.

I wish water froze at 75 degrees(Fahrenheit) so we could have room temperature snow.


"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

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Lina13


Lina13

PhantomShadow
Location: In Your Shadow

Total posts: 6
Posted:We have room tempreature snow all year round but then the sun expands and it turns into boiling rain 24/7

I wish i lived on pluto


It's only awkward if you make it awkard

10% of car theives are left handed
All Polar Bears are left handed
There is a 10% chance that your car was stolen by a polar bear

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:you turn into a Disney flea and are quite happy living on Pluto until Mickey Mouse applies flea spray



i wish i had some orange woodlice


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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