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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You don't have to wash your clothes. Ever. You stink, reek, mould, have scrofulous pustulous excrecences all over your skin and no one will sit within a subway carriage of you. This does your medical career no good at all.

I wish there was another hour between now and jumping on the plane

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
But at least I get entire subway cars to myself! I hate having to stand on long commutes!

There is another hour. In fact six hours. Perhaps twelve. Can't be sure how many because the airline won't tell you. They just keep on giving you "30 minute advisories" about some mysterious "mechanical issue" and there are a lot of really puzzled-looking men swarming around the #2 engine.

I wish my mom would make me a batch of brownies and send them tome from time to time.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Your mum makes you a batch of special* brownies without you realising and it causes problems for you at work.

I wish my boss was away all the time!


*arse coverage: they're made with ubblove

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
your boss is away all the time and the company goes under so you lose your job.

I wish I'd remembered to make a wish the last time i posted on this thread.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You did make a wish. You wished yo be crushed under a 300-lb lady with poor hygeine. Nobody corrupted the wish. It came true.

 Written by :Rouge Dragon


Your mum makes you a batch of special* brownies without you realising and it causes problems for you at work.



Oh honey, I *wish*... (which is my wish for this thread)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get your wish but it turns out that they are not so special and just made outts poop and mud.


I wish that i was a meth addict.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Due to the person granting the wish slightly misreading, you become a math addict, you're just not very good at it, so mess up your social life for nothing.

I wish I'd got that job I just found out I didn't have.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get it and quickly find out that manually censored #$& cows for artificial incemination is totally your cup of tea


I wish i could get banned from ukhippy.com

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get banned from ukhippy.com and whinge about it 2 years later on a different forum where you get generaly abused for being a censored

I wish I hadn't wasted time downloading the vid about ukhippy.com coz it was a bunch of incoherant ramblings.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You waste time downloading Rule 34 regarding Margaret Thatcher, instead.
(Look up Rule 34 on Urbandictionary if you don't know what I'm talking about).

I wish I was already showered and ready to start the day.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You are showered and ready to start your day of intensive councelling since you have just shared a cold shower with Margret Thatcher.

I wish that I had never heard the phrase "Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day"

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Ok. Madeline Albright on a cold day.

I wish the straight boy who just grabbed my ass as I was leaving the bar would decide he might be open to some experimentation with gay...ahem...that stuff.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Right then! I'll do it myself because you are all too slow!

He does go home with me. And then he gets attached. And then he wants to marry me. And he's all over me like white on rice and I can't get rid of him.... silly straight boys.

I wish I had access to that fabled "gay bomb" that the government tried to come up with that turns men gay.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You get it, set it off, it turns all the straight guys gay...



And you straight.





I wish the bus to Bristol didn't take so long to get there.
EDITED_BY: hamamelis (1210521739)

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It gets there *very* quickly. In fact, the explosion that happened behind it propels it faster than the speed of sound.

...It's just the slowing down bit when you hit that wall in Bristol that's a bit brutal.

I wish there was a cheap, adequate place to swim today.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by :hamamelis


You get it, set it off, it turns all the straight guys gay...

And you straight.



Incidentally, this would rule, no? All of a sudden 95-97% of the men in the world are gay and I'm straight...

...and there are oceans and oceans of women.

Right, back on topic. See the above post.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Ah that's what I love about you, Doc, the well trained logical mind!
Where were we?
There is a cheap adequate place to swim, in my backyard.
Now where's that express air fare got to?
I wish every day was a paid day off.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
It is, for everyone, so the inflation rate goes sky high and nothing gets done, by anyone, and the ants take over.

(Incidently, I had sot of assumed the gay bomb would also turn all the straight women lesbian, and vice versa, so you'd probably only have the former lesbians to choose from.. I'm not sure what would happen to bi people.. maybe I should have thought a bit harder.. biggrin )

I wish I'd put more thought into my previous corruption.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You did. So much that it drove you insane and you were dragged off in one of those fashionable white jackets with the extra-long sleeves by a bunch of very nice young men in white coats while muttering stuff about sexual orientation to yourself...

I wish I had slept better last night (without having overslept...I'm not making it that easy on you).

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Mr_JoePart-time genius
59 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
You slept peacefully and long. Unfortunately this was drug induced and the CIA now control your left hand via a surreptitiously inserted neuro-microchip thingy and you keep poking yourself in the eye.

I wish I could dance...

CandySparkleBRONZE Member
Member
9 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
and you can dance... but you can only do the robot and now nobody will dance with you cause you look like a plonker.

I wish I lived near the beach

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you live on the sore of venice beach.....with trash, slime, and hobos all around you.


I wish my candy sparkled.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
The dusting of LSD does make it sparkle...even more once you've eaten it. Too bad about the important interview you have tomorrow.

I wish a lot of things right now. I wish for a big, strong, handsome, trustworthy, man (without body odor or weeping pus sores, you sickos!) who cares about me to cuddle with.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
A big, stong, handsome, trustworthy man who just so happens to be gay gives you a big hug coz your his fag hag and he luvs you to bit but only as a friend.

I wish for time to hurry the censored up.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It does. Except only when you have a lot to get done.

I wish I was sleepier than I am right now.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


0nimember
59 posts
Location: Connecticut


Posted:
you suddenly develop narcolepsy and can't keep yourself awake, ever, even with your patients. then you get arrested for falling asleep on a young boy a'la MJ. poor doc we'll send you postcards ;B

i wish i had some ice cream right now...

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
An unusual vortex appears directly in front of you eminating an ominous latin chant. You stand bewitched until a mysterious claw proffers some ice cream. Obviously, you take it. It's the nicest icecream imaginable with all the trimmings, little do you know every bowl comes free with a fatally-severe lactose intolerance.

I wish for a money tree

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You have a money tree that liberally dispenses Zimbabwean dollars; one for every ten fat leaves. By the time you have harvested enough to buy a cup of tea your entire house is covered in composting leaves and you have to pay to have it dug out.

I wish I practised poi more than I stared at computer screens

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. Which is rather unfortunate for your employment prospects.



I wish my medical license would get here.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


0nimember
59 posts
Location: Connecticut


Posted:
it gets there......but it's in an envelope filled with anthrax!

i wish i could build a bridge across the atlantic ocean

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here


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