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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Groovy_Dream
SILVER Member since May 2005

Groovy_Dream

addict
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 449
Posted:New York is upset about you not wanting to return to it, and out of spite creates an anti-Doc shield around the whole city, preventing you from ever returning. You spend the rest of your life wandering the globe, wishing you could just find a way to return home.

I wish i could grow my hair a metre a day


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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You take an amazing wonder drug that makes your hair grow a metre a day. You rapidly need new underpants. It also makes your nails, toenails and eyelashes grow a metre a day. And teeth. You can't see a bloody thing (or talk very well) and can't use the scissors to cut any of it off. You go ask someone else to give you a trim and they totally freak out thinking you are the monster from a movie they saw when they were a kid and hit you on the head with a shovel. The end. Of you.
I wish I hadn't got that prickle in my foot.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:It got you in the eye.

I wish my mail program would work.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:It works. In fact it's a workaholic that takes no time off and never writes to you.

I wish I didn't smoke that last cigarette that made my room smelly.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Cigarettes now bite back.

I wish I had a cake as big as I am.


Kupo!

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fire.chef


fire.chef

crazy mofo
Location: Southport, lancashire

Total posts: 99
Posted:you do and not only is it as big as you but looks identicle to you to, and you cant eat it coz you feel like its canniblism in a strange way



i wish i had a never ending cup of coffee

EDITED_BY: fire.chef (1211897503)


Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:The cat tips it over while you're asleep.

I wish it took more than two minutes for someone to corrupt my wish.


Kupo!

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Groovy_Dream
SILVER Member since May 2005

Groovy_Dream

addict
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 449
Posted:Noone ever corrupts you, or any of your wishes.

I wish i didn't sweat.


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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:(thats quite a nice wish corruption psyrush!)

you never sweat again. Unfortunately the only other way for water to come out of your system is by way of the urinary system. You are constantly going to the toilet and so dont have the time to do anything..

i wish my lips weren't chapped.


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:your lips are superglued instead.
I wish to be better tomorrow so I can go spin fire.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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fire.chef


fire.chef

crazy mofo
Location: Southport, lancashire

Total posts: 99
Posted:you'll be so much better that you got scared at how fast you got over your illness and go to the doctors anyway, and he'll keep youfor months to run lots and lots of tests on you

i wish i didnt blow up my bike engine last night


Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers

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flyingpenguinni


flyingpenguinni

member
Location: Oxford

Total posts: 114
Posted:You didnt, really, its just that the engine doesnt like you. Let me try it you will see how it works.

I wish the customers understand that i am foreing not stupid...


I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:they do , but now they speak even slower to you in broken english

i wish i had more time to myself


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:you do. now you have noone to speak to. In fact you are the last surviving member of the human race. And cannot reproduce, there is noone else to do it with, unless you get with a goat.....

i wish i had more beer.


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You have more beer but its warm and nasty (oh that's right you in UK and used to it tongue wink

You have more beer cos a gang of evil robbers stashed it in your back room and you get raided by the cops who also find some -erm- other interesting things that you can't prove aren't yours (or maybe they are) and drag you off to gaol where you choke on porridge and don't get to drink a beer for decades.

I wish my tax did itself and refunded me immediately


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:it does but it refunds you too much and you spend it (as would we all ) , but now the tax man is after you and you spend the rest of your life on the run

i wish i had more space on my body to get more tattoos


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:You grow a third leg

I wish I knew what tattoo I wanted


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:you suddenly know but its to big for your body and you grow a third leg aswell

i wish they'd invent a vegan food that tasted like spam


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:They do. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding, it's made *of* vegans..

I wish it wasn't so far to walk home from the library..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:your legs fall off now you can't walk home from the library

i wish i had 50 to buy some fire snakes


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:You do and get them but as soon as you take them out to start playing with them, they bite you and inject you with poison that is set ablaze....ouch

I wish i had my stimulus check.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:due to a typo Tim Ulus sends you a cheque , now he wants "favours " from you

i wish it was the same time everywhere


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:It's 3 am all over the world and the only people awake are dribbling party nutters and people waking up with panic attacks. And some taxi drivers who wish they weren't.



I wish I knew what a stimulus check was..


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:so do i , but we never find out and die trying

i wish i wouldn't forget names


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You remember every name you ever heard. You just can't remember faces. It gets very long and convoluted and a lot of girdlfriends get very upset

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:I wish Gabe had made a wish.. as the whole world was holding their breath waiting, and died of asphyxiation. Except me.


I wish I wasn't the only person left alive.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You're not the only person left alive. There's an evil serial killer out there somewhere who's very cross at the demise of his vocation. And a very very boring neighbour who loves a chat. Shame they are the same person.

I wish everyone in the world could read my invisible wishes.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Souless_god
SILVER Member since Mar 2008

newbie
Location: , Canada

Total posts: 2
Posted:Your wishes are granted. Everything you ever wanted has come to be. Of course they are also invisible and go unnoticed by you. The entire world believes you are stuck up because you never acknowledged what they have done for you.

I wish for a ferret.


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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You have a very cunning ferret with very sharp teeth who hates you.
I wish the sun was still out.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:the sun comes out and stays out , you can't sleep , you run out of sun block get badly burnt and then all the water evaporates and you die of dehydration

i wish the uk would get some decent weather for the summer meditate


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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