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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.
Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.
eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"
now lets get creative!
I wish I could fly!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA
Everything is back to normal, but only for a second, when you blink everything is in utter chaos.
I wish every time I fall someone is there to catch me.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom
every time you fall someone is there to catch you ... unfortunately its cactus man ( i like your wish )
i wish everything goes to plan
when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
It does.
MY plan. MUUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I wish I was still asleep.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
you *are* still asleep
but youre dreaming about the game
i wish i had another biscuit
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA
You have another biscuit, but it is awful and stale.
I wish I got get something right for once.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
newbie
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)
You get something right, but as you were aiming to do something wrong, it doesn't work anyway.
I wish my hair was more blue than black!
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
It is now more blue than black as is you skin and quite frankly you look like a smurf
I wish for the sky to fall.
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA
A piece of the sky falls and we are all sucked into a black hole with the flying bunnies.
I wish the world was perfect in everyone's eyes.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
We all become the stars in each of our own movies Everythign works out all the time just how everyone wants....which leads to a cunundrum of effect with out the cause and the world implodes.
I wish for a snausage
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA
You get a vegan snausage.. and it tastes funky.
I wish... I had a Cello.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
You get a BEAUTIFUL new cello and you sit down to play and bring the bow across te strings and the....c-string snaps and whips you in the eye. Your eyeball hurts immensely for a couple minutes before falling out to the ground. In shock, you don;t notice the increasing push of the cello against you and it knocks you out of your seat and crushes you beneath it.
I wish i were an oscar mayer weiner.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA
You are an Oscar Mayer Weiner. Buuut, You constantly have to run from dogs and people trying to eat you.
I wish I had chocolate.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom
you had chocolate but you ate it and now you have none
i wish i could put cling film on my own back
when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA
You put cling film on your own back (totally not asking why) but it doesn't cling... and falls to the floor seconds later.
I wish people found it normal to put nutella on a grilled cheese...
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
It is now normal to put nuttela on grilled cheese but one day the grilled cheese burns your mouth so badly that you are no longer able to taste anything.
I wish that I held the world in the palm of my hand. Mwah Ha Ha!!!
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom
your hands grow to giant proportions and the world can now fit into it unfortunatly you can no longer blow your nose and you suffocate on snot
i wish she would stop playing games
WiccanChica the cling film was to cover my new tattoo
when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA
She stops playing games of all kinds.. but now it is utterly boring and you loose whatever is left of your sanity.
I wish hot coco didn't burn my mouth the first few sips
(Bodhisattva, I totally knew that -innocent smile- but that's awesome)
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA
The hot coco doesn't burn your mouth after the first few sips but now it burns you when you at least expect it like the 5th or seventh sip.
I wish the world was like a video game that I knew the cheats to
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Life is now precisely like a video game, sadly that game is Resident Evil so there are zombies crawling out from every nook can cranny... sadly the only cheats available are to make yourself completely naked.
I wish humans hadn't tainted the earth.
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
Humans never tainted the earth since technology, and all of it's associated pro and cons, never developed.
I wish for wetware (similar to the matrix but nicer) to be a reality.
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
member - tee hee "member"
279 posts
Location: Bethnal Green, London, England (UK)
You get sweet wetware.... and then a virus!
I wish to be in Aus.
"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrödinger
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom
AfearpigUS , there you go !
i wish my phone would ring when i want it to
when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA
You're phone starts to ring you want it to but after a while it breaks down and starts to ring and never stops.
I wish the world was made out of duct tape.
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA
The world is now made of duct tape. but that includes plants so we all have to resort to eating duct tape the rest of our lives.
I wish I could have a massage.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
You get massaged by a ChoMo.
I wish Funyuns were never ending.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA
They are now never ending, but you shortly get sick of them and don't want them anymore.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
You now have gut ache
I wish my little soldier was 12".
EDITED_BY: DarkFyre (1222936160)
EDIT_REASON: I forgot to make a wish... Doh
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
You notice a midget poking you with his bayonet.
I wish I could be bothered to go and get another beer.
wherever you go, there you are.
newbie
35 posts
Location: Texas., USA
You go get that beer but there was something was in it making you pass out and when you wake you are in a tub full of ice.
I wish fire didn't hurt when you touch it
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
It doesn't. You have leprosy.
I wish I didn't work with so many eejit managers who all contradict one another..
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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