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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get stuck in you room whilst it is on auto wash.

I wish I had 3 arms.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:Your wish gets granted but you forgot to say where you wish for your third arm to be and you end up losing a precious part of your body no longer a man

I wish that DarkFyre was a man again


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Darkfyre is a man again. He is a 99 year old toothless quadriplegic but undoubtedly male.

I wish all the dreadful karma accrued by wishing such horrible things on our mates disappeared in a ball of blissful light.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:All the dreadful karma gets locked in a jar and buried along with all the bad thoughts we ask for peace and to show us the light to the good path that we should be taking may the light shine on our path and not behind us may we seek good your wish is granted and we turn in to old boring farts glued to our arm chairs watching the news only thing we find funny is when someone farts

I wish that i could get out of my arm chair wheres my walking stick


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Your walking stick is... well... it's with you. It's lodged up your.... redface

I wish American infrastructure was better maintained and upgraded.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:The alien invaders might inslave everyone they don't kill, but at least they do good maintenance..

I wish I hadn't managed to get a horrible rusty stain on my nice clean shirt.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:That's not rust. And don't ask what it is; you're best off not knowing. (eww).

I wish it was Friday.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:Its friday and on your way out this old lady starts hiting you with her walking stick thats lodged somewhere and as she gets that last wack in she lets of the biggest fart blows the walking stick stright around your baby rosey cheeks you cant sit down for a week hahaha

I wish for the posty to come with my mail from back home


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:It does. Complete with anthrax spores.

I wish my beard would come in a bit faster.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:The 6 foot disembodied beard which has been hanging round the corridor for weeks finally comes into your room. Problem is, now it won't go away, and it really starts cramping your love life.

I wish my eczema would go away.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you are rid of eczema but developeface cancer soon after.


I wish _I_ had the 1000th post


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You do. You have 1000 posts. Where they are is the problem. Ouch, that's gotta be uncomfortable.

I wish my ex wasn't so damned hot...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Your ex is a minger. A hideous troll. A ghastly train wreck. This reflects so badly on your taste that you never get with anyone again.

I wish my I got a 7 for ALL my assignments (*I got a 7 for my assignment!!!!)


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:You get 7's across the board. 7% that is.

I wish I could speak to insects, and thus command vast armies of annoyance


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You can talk with vast armies of insects and are yourself vastly annoying. In response, you get sprayed with equally vast amounts of insecticide and die writhing on your back with your little legs kicking in the air. Any of your erstwhile companions who survived come swarming over and eat you alive with their little icky pincers you so your last moments of consciousness are extremely extremely annoying.
I wish tomorrow be a lovely day when I get lots done.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You do get lots done. And then your boss changes his/her mind and decides that things should go off in a "different direction" and that all your work was for nothing.

I wish it hadn't taken me 2 hours to get home tonight.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:It took you three.
I wish my builder could work when I need him to (and do a great job and e cheap wink )


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:He does. He builds you a fantastic outhouse for practically nothing. Right in the front yard.

I wish I was curled up next to a handsome man.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:you're curled up next to a most beautiful specimen of the male gender.. however he smells bad, snores outrageously loudly, picks his nose, teeth and bum, and is really bigheaded which is strange because he has NOTHING interesting to say, and no credible achievements (except that he holds the guinness world record for the longest string of pus to come out of a spot on his face)

I wish i lived with the faeries


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You live with faeries. The nasty carnivorous tricksy fanged sociopathic variety. And they know where you live. And you owe them rent.
I wish I would get on with some work instead of hangin on HoP!


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get some work done and the IT dept. turn all nazi and block all of the fun parts of the intraweb, incuding HoP, from the work computers.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Your balls of fire set my balls on fire which is pretty scary cos I'm a girl.

I wish our Govt would repeal their more evil laws


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:They do. After that they pass laws requiring registration of all people who did not vote Liberal. And then they start building strange internment camps...

I wish I'd slept in another hour this morning.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:(pssst Doc, we have a new Govt now... they aren't the neo-con Liberals any more...)

You slept an extra hour. And missed the phone call radio quiz offering you $100,000,000 for answering a simple question on nasal steroids.

I wish it was still 7pm.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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0ni
0ni

member
Location: Connecticut
Member Since: 3rd May 2008
Total posts: 59
Posted:It is 7pm somewhere, everywhere. every time the clock hits 6:55pm you mysteriously pass out, and wake up in the next time zone


i wish i had something better to do


DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You have something better to do. But as you are my bag carrier on my narcoleptic round the world trip you never get to do it.

I wish I understood your signature.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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0ni
0ni

member
Location: Connecticut
Member Since: 3rd May 2008
Total posts: 59
Posted:it's from a song about social oppression. now that you know that you are going to be constantly paranoid about the man taking away your rights to speak up for yourself and turn into a jabbering looney who hides in the basement with a shotgun and waits for the h-bomb to hit.

i wish i understood your signature.


DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You do understand her signature. And it's one of the most disturbing, god-awful things ever. And you have nightmares about it forever.

I wish my back didn't hurt.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:your back stops hurting but now your front hurts.


I wish i had some anti front ache meds i could give to the doc.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You do. The problem is that you confused them with the vitamins that you are taking and gave me the vitamins, instead. So I feel great and your...back hurts.

I wish I never had to do my laundry.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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