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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Poje changes his picture, but replaces it with an even creepier looking clown!!!


I wish I was at common Ground already!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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_Poiboy_
GOLD Member since Jan 2004

_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel

Total posts: 1113
Posted:you get to common ground now, before everyone, and the festival gets cancelled without you knowing.



I wish my helix piercings would heal so i could get an industrial


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Your piercings heal and you get an industrial, only to realise that you made a BIG boo boo and got an industrial building instead of an industrial piercing. Ouch. Now you're broke.


I wish that I had really funky dreads.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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_Poiboy_
GOLD Member since Jan 2004

_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel

Total posts: 1113
Posted:you get your funky dreads, but you get tired of how much you need to maintain them and shave your head.

I wish I was better at staves


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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA

Total posts: 1848
Posted:you're better at staves, but you're also gheyer than ben-ja-man.

i wish my housework would do itself.


"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Your housework does itself. Continuously. You can't even get dressed without your clothes jumping off your body and hiding in the washing machine, and never mind eating!

I wish I had synasthesia.


Kupo!

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Posted:You get synasthesia, but then hear a britney spears song and become permanantly blind (ARRRGGHHH MY EYES!).



i wish i could shoot lasers from my eyes.


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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA

Total posts: 1848
Posted:you can shoot lasers with your eyes, only it happens every time you blink....

i wish there was more food in my fridge.


"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:There's more food in your fridge, but now you can't close the door.

I wish I could find another 600 words for my essay...


Kupo!

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Ry
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Ry

Gromit's Humble Squire
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 4496
Posted:You find another 600 words for your essay, write it all out, graduate, do another degree, graduate, do a master's and graduate, do a doctorate and graduate, become a successful academic, become a famous academic- then one day you spill soup on a fellow academic's tie- he discovers 600 words you wrote early in your career were clearly plagiarised verbatim. You are now a famous plagiariser.

I wish I didn't know this was clearly Bedazzled inspired..


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:You lose all knowledge of Bedazzled.

I wish someone would post below me...


Kupo!

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Someone posts below you, but unfortunately what she writes makes you loose the game.

I wish someone would send me a PM so I could get all excited.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Posted:You get your PM, but it contains a hidden hypnotic message, instructing you to eat your keyboard.

I wish I had 9 lives.


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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:I just sent you a PM, but the system lost it before you could get it.

I wish to be content.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:You become content, content with permanent sub-mediocrity.

I wish Tom Waits was my da.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:Tom Waits becomes your District Attorney.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my polyhedral dice back in Maryland.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:Da: Irish term meaning father ubblol

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx

Total posts: 1173
Posted:You remembered to grab your polyhydral dice, but the pair you grabed will only land on 1.

I wish for a colony of ferrets that will only do my bidding. (MWUAHAHAHAHA!)


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:You get your colony, but the way in which they do your bidding reminds you of a popular thread on HoP.

I wish for a cardboard box big enough to hide in...


Kupo!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:You receive a matchbox and start shrinking til you fit inside it.

I wish I didn't have to go back to uni today


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Invader Xan
SILVER Member since May 2005

Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away

Total posts: 479
Posted:You don't. You've been thrown out for a string of shocking incidents involving nutella, kerosene and a lighter stolen from some bloke called Steve. Now you have to go and get a boring 9 to 5 job! eek





I wish Mondays didn't suck.


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:You start working weekends, thus making Monday better by comparison.

I wish for a snapping turtle... with hyper-velocity cannons!


Kupo!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:You get said snapping turtle, but upon donning an oriental-style mask and cape for next years Cosplay, the snapping turtle mistakes you for Shredder...





I wish for a miniature elephant!


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member


Total posts: 113
Posted:Your miniature elephant arrives safely bubble wrapped via courier. You spend many happy hours playing with your new friend, until he chokes attempting to eat a relatively large peanut.

I wish for the concentration to study.


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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:YOu get the concentration to study, but you concentrate too hard on your work and no tenough about what's going on around you and you burn to death in your house.

I wish I could come to CG.


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by: Phai


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I wish for the concentration to study.



I don't do much but lurk on HoP of late... but... I saw this and had to share... cos... I so thought you said the "contraception to study" ubblol


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I wish Pogo69 had better reading comprehension ubblol

hug


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Pogo gets better reading comprehension but then he's no longer funny so he turns into a puff of smoke.

I wish I had Spanish Elves to do my homework


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:You receive a dozen spanish elves to do your homework, lifting your modest grades to outstanding, perfect scores. You become the highest scoring person in your course for this semester, and are invited to a conference to speak on current world views in Spanish...

...Despite your efforts to dress one of your elves as a rouge-shaped dragon, your game is up.

I wish I wasn't feeling run-down three to four days before CG!


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Phai
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

member


Total posts: 113
Posted:I love it, Pogo! ubblol hug

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