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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get biffs hoverboard and foget you cant go over water. Your ride lasts about 10 seconds before the hoverboard sinks and explodes


I wish i could see Kevin Nealon next weekend.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You end up withe the smell of Skunk-Fu and set on a path that if follwed thought to fruition will teach you the skills that you need but you decide to drop the training coz it is damned hard work. You get too keep hte smell tho smile

I wish for a jelly doughnut


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get a jelly doughnut but remember its your b-day and thats all you got.

i wish for a birthday


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:It's your birthday! But no-one cares

I wish for a halo


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You get a halo, one of them big space weapon yokes from the game and it kills you.

I wish for a stomach filled with harmless food that does not contain living organisms/acid/lava/electricity/poison/broken glass/harmful materials/pieces of my loved ones


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


imprettylikedrugs
imprettylikedrugs

kicking cucumbers constantly : )
Location: Dublin City Centre
Member Since: 25th Feb 2005
Total posts: 160
Posted:Your stomach is filled with harmless soup...but the soup is very hot and scalds your mouth...WHile scrambling for a glass of water to quell the slighty unpleasant burning, you swallow it the wrong way, and end up being one of the few people who drown on a teaspoon of water...

Touche and LOL on the "pieces of my loved ones" part
: )

i want cannabis to become legalised


Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Due to a typo Cannibals become legalised and you are the first to be eaten.

I wish I lived somewhere colder.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:While flyign around the world in a hot air baloon your baloon pops over Antartica. You are the only one in the baloon and all you have is a hammer. Your fuel tanks blew up after hitting the ground so youll have heat for the next......10 minutes. Have fun Making that igloo.


I wish i had some needle nose pliers.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:Your nose turns into needle pliers.

I wish I had some luck with a muck to see a duck I could chuck when the horse bucked a bee I would tuck while playing with a hockey puck.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You receive a horse that bucks while being riden by a duck. The puck turns into a bee that chucks some muck while you tuck. Yer all outta luck.


I wish for grass.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You get astro-turf

I wish I had a brain


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Someone knocks on yer door. You go to answer it and it's.....

Non-Https Image Link


Brian.


he's come to live with you.




I wish for some........."spinich"


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You get "spinich" in the most unusual way and die of e. coli.

I wish Brian would move away from me.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


imprettylikedrugs
imprettylikedrugs

kicking cucumbers constantly : )
Location: Dublin City Centre
Member Since: 25th Feb 2005
Total posts: 160
Posted:Brian moves away from you...Wins the lotto, and buys all the land surrounding your house...he sets up a small Novelty spectacle factory, which grows in popularity, and eventually your house is an island within his empire...

LOL ... I wish I knew who Brian was!!!!????


Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You find out who Brian is but realize he is boring and not worth your time. Brian finds out and moves his empire to your backyard. You are now cursed with brian.

I wish I could speak in front of large crowds.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You can speak in front of large crowds. However now you have nobody to talk to but Brian.

I wish I college registrationg was simpler.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get Brian to do your college reg for you. You do not get accepted.



I wish for some chocolate milk, in a regular, non-harmful glass. Oh, and regular non-harmful chocolate milk.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You get your Choco Milk in a Non-harmful glass and it is regular. But you find out its soy milk and that brian licked the rim of your glass.

I wish for more ROFL.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get as much ROFL as you like, so much that you can't breath and die a painful yet hilarious death.

i wish i could get up in the morning.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You finally are able to get up in the morning......the morning of the zombie apocolypse!!!! You try your hardest to survive, but ya know, survial of the fittest and all....a zombie eats your brain after 20 minutes of waking up.



I wish i had a bat whose wings changed into sythes and whose body is just a black circle.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you have one and it loves to fly in the air above your head and as it changes the scythes fall down and through your head and the circle falls around your arms so you can't move, but that doesn't matter because you'r dead.



i wish i had a giraffe that could breath fire and had a tounge made of jelly. ubbrollsmile


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:I love flowers and unicorns

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:POJE don't be talking about that kind of thing in a child friendly thread!

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:huh?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:FTAG you get a giraffe made of jello and a flaming tongue that burns you to death.

I wish I had a sprite.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get one but it is deadly sprite that doesn't kill you but instead eats you alive again and again every day.



i wish i had another giraffe that was not so R rated biggrin


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:You can get up in the morning
but then you get down again.
You're never going to keepy yourself up

trails off singing badly . . . .

I wish my last wish wasn't so entirely lacking in spelling and grammar.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You turn into the best grammer major in the world but no one wants to be your friend because you constantly correct them.

I wish I had more time to Geocache.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You find yourself with a lot of geo cashing time. actually, that is all you do now a days. just walking around picking up rocks and tryign to sell them to pawn shops.



I wish someone could eat souls for me.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:I eat souls for you but I eat your too and it taste like tofu.

I wish I had more raisen bran.


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


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